ITT: we all live in an underground bunker

ITT: we all live in an underground bunker

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why?

I call the job of tendie tender. We will not starve.

I brought the mountain house, I have the power. Will exchange food for boipucci

i brought power

Which one of you degenerates fucking farted?

I heard the Jews hid in here in ww2

if it smelt like dog semen it was me

Are you fucking kidding me? We only have one bathroom and someone smeared shit on the god dammed wall. Whos gonna clean this up?

I'll hang out by the door and make sure jews and niggers stay out then.

which one of you dropped these dubs?

You mean these

Da fuck is that smell? Oh, that's me...sorry....

Just ate 30 hard boiled eggs and I already clogged the shitter

Both y'all are liars

Besides the gay ass idea to take the photo, the earrings, the optic, the gay patches and shitty looking holster, he's got the right idea with the BCM rifle.

No me. Check em

Boi

I did.

How much food do we have

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Just one can of beans left

We've only been here for like 15 minutes

no that's gone too james heated them up and shoved them up his ass.

pls no hate on sig romeo line I r big sig fanboi and this hurts my feelings. The holster is shit though no wonder they give it away for free with P320s, I normally carry iwb crossbreed.

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We're doomed.

*pulls gun*
Give me the beans faggot

WHO ATE MY FUCKING TWIX BAR I HID IT IN MY PILLOW ON PURPOSE YOU SNEAKY FAT FUCKS

Found em!

Dude the bunker has 3 rooms, sleeper, shitter, cooker, we got bored

Hey guys, I brought a box of these cool jackets, would anyone like to have one?

Jokes on you. I was looking to eat your pillow but I found the twix instead

Someone is knocking on the hatch, can someone see who it is?

I run the generators in the basement because I'm a power bottom.

it was me

Was it you who took a bite out of my shoes?

What pleasure do you get from eating inedible things?

already do

I'm always watching.

Can we let this one in? He can be our mascot.

I'm not gay. You just have the most feminine ass, sorry. Now bend over.

One can't be picky during the apocalypse.

*goes mad and eats his own arm*

Jokes on you i have irritable bowel syndrome and i just ate some beans i found in the tub.

I took a shit in the air purifier, but i dont fuckin fart down here.

Certainly not. One mustn't. Every young boy must offer up his ass for the sexual betterment of the group.

My bad man

Who farted?

Sorry I'll pick em up

I took apart someone's alarm clock, put shit in there and put it back together.

That's what he gets for changing the channel while i was watching Spongebob.

Ah, I've had a hole in my pocket. Gotta fix that

Dear boy, that's what the enema bag is for. We'll get you nice and clean before my stiff little soldier breeches your fort.

Dude, first you take my dubs, then you mess with my shit? I was saving that for jenk.

My bad

no no i put my own shit in your alarm clock, billy took your shit.

Who the fuck drew a swastika in black sharpie on the kitchen door?

No niggers in the bunker, it smells bad enough with all these faggots farting.

Hey guys i found some secret tunnel behind that bookcase that noone uses
wat du?

Those weren't leather? Oh well. Don't ask what happened to your wallet.

Well maybe if we had something to eat besides canned beans WE WOULDN'T BE STINKING UP THE PLACE.

That looks pretty comfy

Fart in it

Hey, lets kill billy, then we can get some fresh meat.

Im Vegan so i dont think this is going to work out

shut the fuck up billy

lets just kill you then

If we eat vegans does that count towards our vegetable intake?

Anyone got some beer

I curl up in my blanket on my bed and try to pass the time by sleeping.

Any of you faggots up for some gameshpere

Jessie, you can fuck off. This is my corner, as the scrolls foretold.

>ITT: we all live in an underground bunker

No shit.
And your parents pay the rent, you loser NEETs.

there's toilet wine, it's terrible though.

Yes
:(

when you instantly think shreck

We could try to make some out of the baked beans

think it was peter cos he wrote peter was here with shit

Oops

Now I didn't bring any necessities such as water, meat, power tools etc, buuutt I brought cookies and love!~ \o/

Can I stay guys? Pleeeeeaaaaassseee??

I have heard your complaints, I will draw up another masturbation roster for the storeroom. Clearly the one size fits all approach doesn't work, as some of us masturbate more frequently than others.

Have my children

About fucking time, we've been in here for almost an hour.

Has anyone seen my peanut butter packets?

>15th year in, all TP and paper towels are gone
>Taco bell is all thats left for food
>All toilets are broken
Anarchy

Ayy yooo fam we finna turn up boiiiii


where the white girls at?

no

NIGGGGGGERS

WHO STOLE MY FUCKING HAND LOTION

I am
ITS SO SPHERICAL!

We don't have enough food or resources to support any children in this bunker. To be safe, and to keep the sanity of the men, she will be permitted to stay in the bunker with us.

But she will be chained up and prevented from carrying any child to term. She will serve one purpose only.

guys shhhh my nephew's trying to sleep keep it down

"On all levels except physical, I am a Tunnel Snake"

Tunnel Snakes Rule!

making jokes?

I've got a tunnel snake

I got the freeze dried ice cream you niggers.

UH OH
ITS GIGGA NIGGA

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DONT FUCKIN LET HIM IN

>THEYRE DROPPING THE NUKES