Murican here, and am going to Bongland soon. Will be in London for a week on vacation

Murican here, and am going to Bongland soon. Will be in London for a week on vacation.

What's some stuff that I should do/not do?

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don't bring your hamburger or guns to my queen's country amerifat. we don't need more tourists like you pig

I'm from barnsley in the north, come meet me, well drink and drugs, it's the best offer you're going to get

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Go inside Buckingham Palace and hug the queen with your fat greasy american fingers

The Wallace Collection in London is free and very cool. Not well known in the "touristy things to do" sense, but one of my favorites.

dubs. Do it you filthy yankee OP

Sorry, but the burgers are already there. I'm making a point to eat some McDonald's there to see if there is a difference. Sorry that your country imported my countries culture.

Hmmmmm nah. Sounds sketch as fuck.

Make sure to drive on the left side of the road?

Oh and don't bring up Brexit. That'll start a shitstorm real quick no joke.

visit the barbican estate
go the tate modern
go to Harrods and fortum and masons
go to XOYO or Fabric
smoke weed
River Thames cruise
walk around the City of London (the square miles)

I can hook you up with a number for weed if you want

Whenever you introduce yourself, specially to football fans, always mention your deep love and admiration for Maggie Thatcher and ask them if they've met Stanley

Thanks, but nope. I am an American swine that has little appreciation for classical art.

>smoke weed
I'm from Colorado. Otherwise, thanks for the suggestions. I am going to take a Thames cruise for sure.

Anyone have an opinion on the London Dungeon? Thought it looked pretty fun. Also, where can I get a good English breakfast?

london dungeon is for faggots the one you want to go to is the London Bridge Experience
also go the top of The Shard

do you like cool architecture?

I'm Wallace Collection dude. It's mostly armor and swords... The top floor is art and shit, so it's good for couples. Dudes hang downstairs checking badass knights shit, chicks admire cameos and paintings upstairs.

London Dungeon is awesome. A wax museum of horror and torture techniques. Campy, but fun.

Also in CO. N Denver. Love that legal weed.

Well London is a muslim city, where white British are a minority.

Be prepared for:
>Sharia police
>public praying
>Burqas
>arabs

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DO
>Bring up how America had the best Brexit of all time
>Make a point to talk about how much better America is as often as possible
>Steal some dumbshit Britbong's tea and throw it in the harbor
>Make fun of everyone's teeth
>Relate the British Broadcasting Channel to Big Black Cock porn
>Talk shit about their government, who the fuck needs a Queen in 2016?
>Talk shit about their immigration policy and how England is basically New Iraq

DON'T
>Get beaten up by angry Britcucks
>Get beaten up by angry refugees
>Let anyone say anything good about England
>Let anyone say anything bad about America

Somewhat. Not a fag for it but can appreciate some structures.

Ehhhhh... still don't care. Thanks though.

Yeah, I've heard and seen stuff about this. Am interested to have a first-hand look.

ok so if you like cool architecture go to the Barbican estate its hella tight

and yes there are a fuck ton of muslims 50% of the london population is non white British

don't bother with madame Tussaud's wax museum. such a fucking waste of time and money

Yeah I don't do wax museums. Preeeeeetty dumb in my opinion.