Share ur last breakup experience
Ill share mine
>find eh girl on tinder
>talk for 2 weeks b4 neetup
>we meet up a couple times
>third time she gives me head
>i plan the smash the for fourth
>she is a sandnigger muslim
>cant hang out until a month later
>she gets triggered by my jokes about cancer and niggers
>Breaks up with me, getting her friend in like london to bake me
>never smash
>gf breaks up with me cuz 2edgy
tfw almost fuked a sjw
Forgot 2 mention couldnt hang out for month cuz muslim religious reasons
Mines not an interesting story
Girlfriend just broke up with me a month ago saying she only saw me as a friend now after 8 months.
Won't talk to me at all
how can that even happen, like u go out with someone for 8 months and then realize u only wanna be friends, thats sucks man
Sounds liek ur 2 edgy 4 world
No, bro. You're poorly socialized and don't understand that Sup Forums is not real life. People find the kind of shit discussed freely on here repulsive. Sorry about your autism, though.
Some people assumed she might have lied about why because of extraordinary circumstances. She said she realized just the week before my last year of high school ended. I'm 18, she's 17. Just seems very coincidental with that timing
Ye, i know but i made those kinda jokes before and she didnt seem bothered by the slightest, i guess she kept it a secret, but she couldn't take it anymore.
I make those jokes on a daily basis. Nothing wrong with that
>k
Not her fault you're retarded
>tfw almost fucked an sjw
Please kill yourself. She isn't the problem. It's you. 100% you, bruv.
I cheated on her and she found out. That was 7 years ago and I haven't dated anybody since. I think it's karma.
I still blame Islam 100%
It fucks up a bunch of other shit, why can't it take the blame for this too?
Here's mine, OP
> complete
> fucking
> trainwreck
Kill YOURself, nigger.
Kill yourself for presuming to know 'the' problem, and for being a mincing little cunt.
well she had an extreme sjw tumblr and also was extremely sensitive, i broke up with her 1 month in and then got back together after like a day after beecause of her guilt tripping me, then she said she took me back when she broke up me with so idk, she was a kinda up and down
>date girl for three years
>met her on FB, friends with a mutual friend I know IRL
>after a month we actually become bf/gf
>pretty good for the first couple of months
>afterwards intermittent periods of fighting/everything being 100%
>FF last year, I mean exactly this day last year
>shit gets bad again, we're both in different spots mentally we agree to break up mutally
>tell her to be strong and not cry when we broke up, kissed her goodbye and never looked back
I've run into her a few times, we text now and everything is normal. I saw her new boyfriend today on my way to work and have no ill will towards either of them; I found out what I needed to find out and moved on.
>
This is my first and only breakup
>be me, 8th grade grill
>popular boy asks beta me out
>s-sure qt
>bf and gf but I am too shy to talk to him
>two months pass of not actually hanging out
>tell friends I'm going to break up
>wait all school day
>get too anxious and wait till next day
Later that night I get a text from him saying it was nice "dating" me. Turns out my friend broke up with him for me because I took too long.
>about 2 months ago
>be very in love with a great girl
>shes a senior, high school is wrapping up
>shes been stressed, obviously
>but she had progressively changed
>didn't say sweet things anymore, hadn't said I love you for consecutive days, effortless conversations
>didn't blame her
>one point she said she needed space for a day so she can think about whatever
>Ok I can do that
>day goes by, nothing
>wait until noon next day, text her "Aye"
>day goes by
>i get off work around 9:30
>hasn't said anything
>felt fucking awful but I started to remove everything from social media, without her knowledge
>feel proud of myself cuz I stopped things before I was mistreated again
>midnight she finally texts
>had to explain everything
>felt fucking awful for single handedly ruining something that wasn't ruined
>even worse cuz it was the day before graduation. couldn't hold out a bit more to see her reach that milestone.
I fucked everything cuz I got scared and couldn't see her progress through life. I refused to be mistreated again and me trying to protect myself really hurt both of us.
there hasn't been a day thats gone by that I haven't thought about it because all I wanted was to give her the world but as soon as I couldn't I shut down. I've never had regrets till now. she was so good to me, better than my last two girlfriends. she deeply loved me and I just threw it away. fuck me. I'm not putting effort in to any one again for a long time.
ew
never date a religious girl
the fuck is wrong with you?
>she had an extreme sjw tumblr
Fucking what? She's obviously better off without you, you fucking nonce.
Gtfo
Well if it is, you deserve it
:'(
Atleast you dont hate eachother, alot of couples cant say that.
kek triggered
My one girlfriend I had.
>3rd Grade
>Beggining of year
>Chick named Koirin
>Exotic
>Halfway through year
>I tell her I like her.
>She says that she'll be my girlfriend
>Eat lunch together
>I tell friend that we're together
>One day during recess
>Koirin walks up to me
>She says hi
>I say hi
>She says that my friend was telling people we were together
>She says we were never together
>wtf?
>I tell her about only a week ago, when I said I liked her.
>She is confused as hell
>I still think we're "together"
>Still tell people that.
>She slowly becomes more and more scared of me.
>End of year
>She moved away
>mfw just now I realize that me confessing to her was actually a dream that I had
>mfw I made a 9 year old move away because I stalked her for half a year
tl;dr Stalk 9 year olds
I'm religious and can agree on this. OP if you date someone religous it's a disgrace to just date and not get commited because in their head it will eventually lead to engagement or marriage. That's why I don't date religous chicks, just not ready for that yet.
bro holy shit
>also tried to apologize for my reaction
>say something like "Hey, femanon. I know you probably have alot of left over rage from what I did, but i'd like to get a chance to apologize. It's been eating me up knowing how much I must've hurt you and how completely unfair it was for you to not get a say in anything. I'm sorry."
>her :"Nah dude I'm good, I'd rather not have any evidence you were ever in my life :)"
rebuttle: "Just, please listen. What i did is not okay and it's killing me. I'm so sorry it was the first and last big thing I ever did to disappoint you. It was one of the most foolish things I've ever done."
>her: "Very foolish indeed, good job."
nothing after that.
I guess I'm over it but I'm not over how I reacted.
why the fuck are you even religious
come back to the secular world, don't get brainwashed
you're better than this
>Be me end of sophomore year hear girl thinks im cute so i hit her up
>We go on a couple of dates for about a month then we decide to officially go out
>Things are going great although we saw each other nearly once a week because of going to diff schools, work, and living in a diff city
>More months have passed we finally get to hang becuase her dad was at work and she was over there becuase she was hanging with her sister who lived there (parents seperated)
>at her dad's and we have been going out for about 8 months and get freaky in her sisters bedroom because she didn't live with her dad so no room
>it's both our first time so we go slow and its too tight and she can barely hold
>eventually we fuck again a couple days later because i have car and can go to her city more
> things great still couple months later we go to her prom and i feel things are great
>3 weeks after prom she calls me and tells me to come over to her dads while he was having a party because she wanted to talk about us
>i said hell no i aint driving 15 mins to get bad news
>we talk on phone for a bit and she tells me the past month she hasn't felt the same way as she did in the beginning and middle of our relationship
>says she loves me but is no longer in love with me
>heart broken 11 months of dating gone and i couldnt help but cry for a couple of days
>she broke up with me 6 days before my birthday
>was alone on my birthday and still am single
>be me now really lonely and haven't been able to find anyone
>most likely alone for summer
>i dont hate her but i dont feel we could ever get back together after what she said
>i hope she finds someone good for her but i hoped that was me
...
Dated my most recent ex for two and a half years, ex before her (current gf now) comes crawling back all sorry like after years of not talking. Needless to say, I'm fucking trash and broke up with her on the day her uncle passed away and continued seeing my ex until we got together a short time after.
>Broke up with suicidal psycho after she threatened to kill herself over the phone
>lived close so she came over
>had to slam the door in her face to get her to leave after a hour of arguing.
>be me when im like 23 or 24
>my mom dies
>gf makes a scene at my moms wake
>everytime i get stoned bitch starts acting crazy
>i break up with her
>the end
>be me
>i pull off another xgf's panties
>she rolls over
>shit streak on xgf's asscheak
>the end
i dated this chick like that too:
>be me when im 21
>cute goth looking chick is into me
>she starts getting real weird and asking me where i am
>WHERE ARE YOU WHY ARNT YOU HERE
>this bitch wouldnt even kiss me but she would bite my neck
>one day she takes scissors and cuts all up and down her arms with the end of the scissors
>lol deuces
9 year olds
>too old
>Date girl for 6 years
>she 18 in HS held back because stupid
>be me 24 Good job in college ladies man
>meet at a store exchange numbers because big booty and virgin
>a couple months of talking close to the holidays she wants to come over
>she start skipping school and comes to my house for my morning bjs
>a year of talking basically got forced into a relationship because if not she'll kill herself plus she was a virgin and only way is to be her bf
>first couple months was meh cuz she virgin
>her shit was slowly piling up in my house
>she having bad relationship with drunk father and over protective mother
>stupid me..."just move in with me"
>year 2
>sex is getting way better she in college normal bf gf fights but feels good
>she young so I gave her girls night every week
>I'm older and just wanted to chill at home
Get ready for the drama.
>One night she doesn't come home
>I call her friends and her cell - no answer
>next morning around mid day she walks in the door
>she "i stayed at a friends house"
>I trusted her and that was that
>a few week later after countless attempts at sex
>no more fucken headache/tired excuses
>we were at it again but this time it was different
>she started crying midway thru it
>like a savage beast I kept going because I needed this nut
Need to charge phone
Continue?
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Better deliver faggot
Continue because why not
>few days before my weird nut
>PPH called her and told her that she had chlamydia and gonorrhea and needed to tell all her sex partners
>she was holding back sex because she didn't know how to tell me and didn't want to hurt me
>I was so enraged I grabbed all the shit I can see that belonged to her and threw it out my house
>Kicked her the fuck out my house
>I drove to Planned Parenthood
>Got piles?
>Shame face
>don't talk to her again
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Once again, continue
pics? or at least her tumblr url?
>spend years "dating" this chick
>she was the first and until now last chick that showed intrest in me
>she never lets me fuck, but at least some groping and kissing
>at some point the boring relationship gets more and more boring
>i come to her place and all she wants to do is watch cooking shows
>the frustration about her lazyness, boringness and her cockblocking make me break up
>she cried when i told her
Still not sure what to think of the whole issue - she was sweet and unlikely to cheat as she was somewhat religious, but i think she really wanted a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. I sometimes think about the time and not everything sucked - just most of it - and i'm better off dying alone than watching cooking shows every evening.
>Worked at a bar while at Uni
>Girl works there too
>Fall in love
>Slowly begin to date her
>Realise she's a party girl whilst I get sick of the club scene cause of the bar job.
>Completely different interests, just together cause mutually weird and the sex is good.
>Quit bar job
>Drift further apart.
>Go to watch a re-screening of Pulp Fiction at the cinema
>Fucking sick
>She goes out with her friends
>Black out wasted
>Crying to me on the phone in the taxi
>She kissed some guy
>Don't really know what to do
>Get mad
>Leave her in her room crying and tell her friends that came back with her she's fucked up drunk and to help her out
>Don't speak to her for a week
>Try and figure it out
>I'm normally the emotional one
>When she leaves me she starts crying and I walk home happy.
>Fuck her once or twice after
>She asks me to come over and I say
>"I'm not going to just keep coming around like we're dating and none of this shit happened to me."
>Deletes everything about me
>Both of us living happy lives now.
You made me think of my bud who dated this girl but they never did anything, like he would ask to drive her home but she would rather take the bus. They would never hang out but they're back together and things seem better.
Thanks for sticking around like I said it was a 6 yr relationship...we just fine thru half
So after the drive back home she went back to her possessive mother and drunk dads house. She wasn't allow back to my house so I gathered all her other shit and had her brother come pick this shit up.
>after that event I was a beaten man
>no sex
>no masturbation
>no porn
>I was disgusted at the mere thought of it
>months go by and I'm finally getting my mojo back but alittle hesitant on trusting girls
>What was eating me alive was how why when where and with whom it was that made my life a living hell
>and this point
>I'm out of college and got laid off a week before my bday so that's why my mind had way too much free time
>I had to call my ex and find out
>I call her we catch up on things
>she single
>very good job as a Dentist Assistant
>got own place and car
>so......how do the gono/chla?
>the day she didnt come home she got wasted and got "raped" by some guy
>Why u no make police report?
>Because i didn't want my family to know
>months go by and stupid me
>I take her back
>Or is it she take me back because I move in with her
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kep goin
if u want i can date you all i ask is i stick my dick in your ass once a week, ill even buy you a cheese burger
I'll continue for you my man...going to make it as short as possible
>I move in
>she feels very guilty for what she put me thru
>as she should
>I'm living like a king not working getting 3somes and anal and breakfast in bed because guilt trip
>entering year 3 uneventful and building trust
>Year 4 trust almost at 100 percent
>Year 5 she quits job because apparently she's racist
>not to fond of the ching chong ping pongs
>The fights start to begin again
>time to find job
>I find decent job that pays the bills and get my ass back to college
>she wants to have girls night every other time
>I say ok but only if I fuck her friends and no alcohol plus curfew
>shes ok with it
>half way thru year 5 she has friends getting prego left and right
>she gets bright idea that she's next
>i tell her brighter idea that we need to pay school loans because FUCK babies
>she gets a job at a strip club of all places as the waitress
>I go every once in a while
>bring back a few strippers
>shit is cash
I'll finish in this last post. Just want to see my audience.
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