Sup, Sup Forums, got a fucked up story that's happened recently

Sup, Sup Forums, got a fucked up story that's happened recently

>be me
>20
>parents are divorced
>live with my dad
>have a girlfriend, been together nearly a year and a half
>thought things were going pretty good
>one day she tells me she's never really loved me, she faked every orgasm, she's only with me so she can see my dad when she comes over
>she also said "I'd prefer not to break up with you, I wouldn't be able to see your dad anymore"
>fuckingwhat.pdf
>I'm not an idiot, break up with her
>dad finds out we break up
>asks why
>tells him bc gf loved him and not me
>he laughs about it
>next day
>hear laughing coming from his bedroom
>sounds like my ex
>it is
>you've gotta be fucking kidding me
>they're together now
>hear them fucking nearly every night
>a month later, she moves in
>fast forward 5 months
>they get married
>ex gf is my stepmom
>wanna move out but can't afford it
>what the fuck do I do

save every penny you can
get the highest paying job you can
move out
never speak to your father again.
im not kidding or exaggerating
never.

this is too funny to be true

rape her

If this is real, kill father

Only do this if you're some kind of faggot with feelings.

like all those fucking jap comics, dont be scared OP, even if she threats to call the cops, she wont, and your dad wont do shit

Pics of your ex you fucking fool

I'll take, "Shit that never happened" for 500 Alex.

Do the same but to your mom

ur dad is a sick fuck and self centered.
probably bait but if not, ignore them, move out asap.

Take that free rent as long as you can. Make sure to be a real duck about it when he catches her blowing the mailman.

Ask your dad if he enjoyed your sloppy seconds

>get job
>Save money
>Buy enough for gun
>Kill ex in front of dad
You could use any instrument of death, but the only way you could kill her quickly without your alpha dad stopping you is to use a gun

lol

Destroy her life. I would unleash my most inner wrath if that happened to me.

i second this

I now see why your parents got divorced.

I asked how that used pussy felt. He said after the first 2 inches it was like new.

That is correct, user congratulations

if this is real, you need to get out of there and never fucking ever talk to your dad again. live with your friend or some fucking shit, idk just get out of there. i dont even know your dad and I hate him.

>not Op
>still kek

Shut up faggot! You don't know me! It wasn't because of me you dumb fag! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE!

Oh fuck. I would date your dad too

OP, you got some explaining to do.

Right your dad an entire letter telling him you are so sincerley sorry for how much of a bitch he just married, burn your shit in the back yard, take the clothes you have on your back and become homeless. Fuck that shit, being homeless and unknown is better than that shit. That my dear user is a fate worse then death. Exgirlfriend is now your step mom, fuck no.

burn his shit, steal his car and leave

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>cavebob
>shitty pasta
summer is half over
whew...

Homemade molotov, kill both

Nice satanic trips

nice trips

Oh hey satan, what's up?

Trips confirm summer is over

Fake your Suicide, Blame your Dad, Change your Identity, Go Homeless, and watch ass your dad falls into a depression as he realizes he killed his son then, Laugh all the way to the homeless shelter.