>no chicken on pasta >no chicken on pizza >no milk in your coffee after noon even though cheesy food and milk by itself is perfectly fine >no protein in breakfast ever >you may drink water before an espresso but never after
Luke Wright
>you may drink water before an espresso but never after
now i know how americano was born
Bentley Johnson
>no ketchup on pizza
this is most retarded one
Caleb Russell
Never heard of any of these tbqh
Gabriel Walker
>Italian when he sees me eating a full-english in the morning
James Reyes
this, also, mustard.
Ryan Lee
Didn't know these stupid rules existed in other places.
Charles Ross
WTF I hate Colombia now
Lucas Adams
Do Slovaks really put ketchup on their pizza?
Nolan Brooks
>no chicken on pasta y tho?
Bentley Anderson
Yep, ham+corn with ketchup is most popular pizza
but ketchup is optional t bh, lot of people dont use it
Adrian Parker
Yeah, they're poor
Carson Clark
>no chicken on pasta can confirm >no chicken on pizza can confirm >no milk in your coffee after noon even though cheesy food and milk by itself is perfectly fine false >no protein in breakfast ever false >you may drink water before an espresso but never after false, or generally untrue
Nicholas Myers
>no chicken on pasta True >no chicken on pizza Somewhat true but I've been to kebab places that put chicken on pizza and I tried it and it was ok >no milk in your coffee after noon even though cheesy food and milk by itself is perfectly fine mostly women and gays drink cappuccinos in the afternoon, so you're free to do so but people will think you're a faggot and laught at you >no protein in breakfast ever Never heard of this one >you may drink water before an espresso but never after Never heard of this one as well >ketchup on pizza I've only seen romanians do this so I guess it's an east euro subhuman thing to do
Juan Roberts
>ham+corn with ketchup is most popular pizza
Bentley Turner
>tfw you lived in eastern europe and your host thought that spaghetti sauce was the same thing as ketchup
Oliver Butler
yes as I said, eastern euros are animals and eat like such
Leo Gomez
Do not cut your fucking lettuce, FOLD IT YOU FUCKING BARBARIAN
Michael Evans
I'm not Italian.
>no chicken on pasta Because it'll taste like shit. >no chicken on pizza Because it'll taste like shit. >you may drink water before an espresso but never after Don't drink cold stuff after hot stuff, it's bad for your stomach.
Dominic Torres
>eating a full-english in the morning
Wow, just wow, could you like, not?
Aiden Roberts
Will Bongs ever recover?
Andrew Scott
>no chicken on pasta i usually eat it and it's alright
>no chicken on pizza i've done it, i'll do it again and they can't stop me
>you may drink water before an espresso but never after i always do it and i do just fine
lmao@shitaly
Daniel Barnes
I have to admire how principle-oriented they are. It reminds me of an anecdote that a family friend had.
>she goes out to some restaurant in Italy and orders a seafood pasta dish >when it arrives she requests to have some parmesan on it >the waiter sternly says no >thinking it's some sort of misunderstanding, she tries to get him to do it some more >he keeps saying no >asks for the manager >waiter brings the manager over >confused, she mentions the whole thing and asks him for parmesan >the manager says no
kek'd
Jonathan Barnes
my fiancee made me a full English this morning and it was amazing
I don't have any English ancestry but I really like British cuisine
I'm an Angloboo :3
Brody Jackson
>>no chicken on pasta >Brazil >pizza You mongs can't make pizza for shit
Also BBQ Chicken pizza is amazing
Carter Diaz
For a second I thought that plate was a tortilla. Would a Full English Breakfast Burrito be the ultimate culmination of American food?
Blake Morgan
Disgusting
Zachary Richardson
>no chicken on pasta
What? Chicken pasta is great
Luke Moore
I live near that Pizzaria Bate Papo lol
Kayden Mitchell
Personally I would love it, but even in San Diego, home of the best burritos, it would not fly.
Stay salty Serbshit
Nicholas Jones
haha he said "shit" after nation name what EBIN bants Now fuck off with your disgusting food
Xavier Morales
>not appreciating the culinary pun
Are you mad because you dont have a qt3.14 making you breakfast?
Christian Parker
>that >breakfast get someone who can cook
Levi Martinez
What do you eat for breakfast in the Balkans anyway? Cheese burek and yoghurt?
Eli Rogers
...
Joshua Gonzalez
>Cuisine
Jayden Torres
Umm wops put chicken on pasta, its called chicken cattitore
Caleb Hughes
And that would still be better than the shit in your plate Pastery, Burket/Pita usually, tho it can be anything
Thomas Stewart
she made these pies from scratch. even the dough.
pumpkin pie was pureed from a pumpkin too
jamie oliver is goat for traditional british cuisine. beef wellies are awesome
I work with a bong and he thinks im mad because I like what he calls "cafeteria food"
to me it's exotic m8
Carter Adams
What do Slovenians eat for breakfast?
Anthony Reed
>says Luigi while eating pizza with french fries as toppings
Jack Nelson
i eat pizza with ketchup and mayonese lul
Logan Fisher
i bet she didn't even grow the fucking pumpkin herself lmao
Isaac Gray
That looks good but american beans always have a weird colour to them, like a darker colour. looks weird. also you wouldn't have those types of sausages typically but i guess its the same shit
what do you eat chicken with? fucking alone? are you so weeaboo that you can only eat it with rice?
Luke Powell
What is full-english mean other than all the typical breakfast foods crammed together?
Jacob James
Sausage, egg, beans, bacon is the base then you can add
>Black pudding (usually in the North) >White pudding (Mostly North Ireland) >Mushrooms >Hashbrowns >Toast >Tomatoes (usually roast)
Jeremiah Myers
This with veg desu
Thomas Nelson
Italians are just salty that Americans make better versions of all their food
Chase Cook
>chicken alfredo pizza
its all my roommates eat anymore
Brayden Carter
>It shut up you limey cunt
Cooper Rogers
But that looks really nice.
Joseph Green
how does one fold a sphere
Camden Thomas
What shit Italians have you been talking to?
The only food rules nonnas here will enforce with their spoons are to pray before eating and to not fuck with their sauces.
Wyatt Williams
>no ketchup on pizza May God have mercy on your wretched soul
Ethan Myers
Shut up, it tastes fine. Especially with pizza covered with Edam cheese.
Brayden Diaz
Because THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
John Murphy
I only had a full English breakfast once in my life, in London, but it was amazing.
Gabriel Price
You should know the answear considering you live in the Balkans yourself
Isaiah Bell
Bantz or ignorance?
Luis Richardson
They're semites.
Luis Davis
>no chicken on pasta >no chicken on pizza Sound like bad combinations but if you like them eat them, who cares >no milk in your coffee after noon I actually discovered this is a thing from Sup Forums >no protein in breakfast ever Our breakfast is usually sweet, i don't like the idea of eating savory food first thing in the morning >you may drink water before an espresso but never after I do it all the time because coffee is disgusting and i need to wash that shit away
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Disgusting
Ryder Nelson
This is much better and equal in price (if price is concern, you should be eating oats, poorshit), but suit yourself.
Elijah Campbell
Because our food is based and not a shit mix of ingredients like that disgusting french fuck
Jaxson Gonzalez
good post
Jackson Richardson
I agree pretty much everybody here eats pizza with ketchup no one care about these "food rules"
Joseph Russell
Ketchup on pizza is acceptable if there are fries too, but only kids eat it