Even though its pretty dumb to ask seriousness here, i was banned for posting cp...

even though its pretty dumb to ask seriousness here, i was banned for posting cp... all i did was post a dropbox full of pictures of control panels and named it a cp dropbox, will i get v& Sup Forums? i assume they send the thread i made to the fbi, i assume they will see it was a joke thread and no harm was done right?

No. Feds will knock soon. Get fukt.

first serious comment of the day, how unexpected.

>i assume they send the thread i made to the fbi
why

Don't fuck around with that illegal shit. Don't even joke about posting it. OP is going to learn the hard way.

I never touched cp.. i didn't know that even fucking saying cp can get me banned

so you were that faggot.
glad this is happening to you bruv

Anonib is controlled by fbi, stay away

m8 all i did was make people kek, didn't troll anyone, glad you are a sad fuck with no sense of humor though.

U are v& now

They will come for you

And harvest your brain for cp research

If fbi looks into it, they'll see you posted bs. The letters CP could mean literally anything. Mods are sometimes ban happy. I'm serious though, don't post on anonib.

Who the FUCK USES INTERNET EXPLORER

Thanks for the serious answer mate, what is anonib?, from what i saw its a replica Sup Forums forum

bait image, notice the tabs.

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Summerfag

they're going to crack that and see what it is and then realize that their uber-paranoid attitudes are causing more of a problem than they were meant to solve.

then they'll send around a van full of operatives to give you the brass knuckle treatment.

so, nothing to worry about
carry on

No one knows for sure. People who actually get v& tend to permanently lose their internet privileges.
CP laws are fucking bullshit anyway. You can post pictures and videos of people getting murdered and no one gives a single fuck.
Post a picture of a naked child and THE SKY IS FALLING.
Fuck all of you moralfag cocksuckers.

It's a porn image board, has multiple categories and than states/countries. It was legit years ago, but now the us government has pretty tight controls on it

ikr...you can see that shit in fucking national geographic, but if you post it on the internet your v&. stupid fucking laws.

>m8 all i did was make people kek
dude stfu, the only people who kek'd were the ones who weren't actually expecting CP, only seen one based user on Sup Forums that posted legit onion links, this catfish "i gotcha" shit needs to stop, and fuckers like you feeling the fear you feel now is what needs to happen.

If someone posts a link saying - "hacked nudes of mariah carrey" when I open that link I better see that shit, and if for some reason they get into legal or judicial trouble on a false claim i'll be laughing because they were basically wasting my time and thought that was funny, so of course people will take pleasure in your misfortune moron, what else did you expect

boo hoo, someone on the internet said he posted child porn and didn't, fucking kill yourself pedo fag

So how many Combat Points you got on your best pokemon?

>actually wanted CP
dude just download some jav

those tabs, it better be fake son

newfag alert.

>jav

jav is absolute shit tier porn. fuck disgusting down syndrom gooks. twn nukes wasn't enough.

>boo hoo, someone on the internet said he posted child porn and didn't, fucking kill yourself pedo fag

So you completely missed the Mariah Carey example then, the CP example is just an example pertaining to the post it could be anything, somebody could claim to post a link to this cracked software I want and if its just a "ha ha I gotcha" bullshit, if they were struck with some random legal claim under the speculation that they were distributing said software I would laugh at the scenario and maybe even contribute to pushing that legal claim forward if I could, because shit like this isn't funny, its annoying.

>>actually wanted CP
No it was an example

>dude just download some jav
I have a ton of jav and to be honest I've gotten bored of it because they spend more time taking clothes off using vibrators and molesting the woman instead of actually fucking her, go ahead and see if I'm lying, the typical hour long video will have 45 minutes with clothes still on and no actual penetration taking place.

Both, unless you can make restitution to all the people you conned by posting something genuine this time.

is cp wrong?, yes, i didn't do anything wrong by misleading pedos, its not like i fucking shit in your salad, its just a joke that you realize then you just continue with your sad life.

Control panels are deplorable, stop denying your crimes and acknowledge what you've done! Think of all those poor innocent pedophiles out there who will have to go to sleep unsated because you felt like you had to play a PRACTICAL JOKE!!!

>is cp wrong?
There's a lot of things in this world is wrong. Most people however, will perform mental acrobatics to explain why said behavior is completely irrational.
But being sexually attracted to kids? That's crossing the line. No it isn't. There are no rules in life, only arbitrary laws made by man that he won't even be able to uphold anymore thanks to a never ending smear job being perpetrated by the media. BlackLivesMatter goyim

Fuck.. i never thought of it that way, okay ill make amends by posting real cp this time (itwasajokemodsplsdontbanmeagain)

Totalitarian regimes are not known for their sense of humor.

i have to admit, thats some deep shit,
sex with kids can be mentally scarring, also they are pretty much not built for sex at these ages, i cant believe im talking about this

Quite alright, unfortunately I can't read things written without spaces added to them (HDS, Hashtag Deficit Syndrome).

a lot of things can be mentally scarring. a scary movie can be mentally scarring when you're a kid.
as for not being built for sex, little boys can achieve erections and little girls pussies can become lubricated if aroused. granted, this isn't true for all children, but advanced cases do exist.

have you tried before talking

>BlackLivesMatter goyim
Absolutely right, my fellow Jew!
Yes they can. You just have to use child gloves, like everything else when you're dealing with children. That's why ancient societies are replete with examples of it, and animals are too. Because it's totally natural and second nature.

okay, i am gonna stop this conversation here, i rather not have any more information about this subject
good point, i never tried killing myself, ill do it afterwards

>is cp wrong?, yes
Really by what standard

Can't be a religious standard since in most religions I know of the marriage of what we called "children" today was a norm, Jesus's mother was estimated to be around 14 when she had him and we all know Mohammed of the Islamic faith married Aisha at age 9

Also can't be an atheistic standard since by that world view were all just animals and things like "right" and "wrong" don't really exist, so your morality is just a set of arbitrary rules you're imposing upon yourself and expecting others to adhere too

CP isn't wrong under any framework, people just put on a facade and leave out logic and history.

>i didn't do anything wrong by misleading pedos
The concept that you can do whatever you want to a hated/disenfranchised group is whats fucked up, I could say - "well you're just an annoying catfishing asshole so if the fbi broke down your door and mistakenly shot you it wouldn't be so bad", your dislike for a group doesn't magically create justification.

Dont worry, Op, the FBI should be with you shortly.

okay, i guess i got all my answers from this thread, its getting out of hand, ill abandon it i guess.

kek thats a new one for me, the "how to unrape your sister" got me hard

Op here.
Theres a bunch of black vans parked outside my house with a bunch of guys in suits and blue windbreakers getting out of them. What should I do?

I tried something similar by posting a photo of a couple of fully clothed prepubescent children holding modern assault rifles under the filename "child-pornography.jpg". Sure enough, that triggered a permanent ban on the IP address.

These websites make money off of our content and our traffic: they can't afford to be fussing over every vaguely written legal statute or over which photograph of Thora Birch at 17 or Brooke Shields at 13 has artistic merit. They set their barrier deliberately low so as to avoid all unpleasant dealings with The Man.

Something similar has been done to your automobile. Its speedometer has been calibrated deliberately to show you driving at a higher speed that you really are. That way you might think you're 10 mph or 7 kph too fast but you're really still under the legal limit.

Tell them you'll have their CP by next Wednesday, they just need to give you time!

Op, Dont worry. Since you want the FBI over at your house, ill send over to your house

>old man cuck diddo
>ebay

The kids on Pitcairn Island would beg to differ.

>These websites make money off of our content and our traffic:
This is sadly true. I've probably helped people make millions off of this site. That's money I could really use. And I know that jap hiroshimoot is allowing viral markters to hoc their shit on other boards which is shamfur indeed.

Wtf is with all these fake ass niggas thinkin they sage fo repotin the op for cp?
I went ahead and repoted dis tred. Enjoy prison fagutz

You deserve it you fucking sick fuck. I hope a nigger will rape your ass every single night.

Pretty muuch

nice tabs FAGGOT

police fag here.

You should be fine. Worst that happens is it gets reported, gets reviewed, and someone notices that "CP" in this case stands for "control panels". You should be fine. Worst case scenario someone wants you to explain yourself and you're set.

Bearing in mind that Moot hisself was fourteen in the beginning of Sup Forums. CP is entirely relative.