ITT we post our professions

ITT we post our professions.

>Economist

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pro 4chin

NEET isn't a profession

professional fapper

>gang bang organizer

Professional japper

bread vendor master race

professional tapper

That's pretty cool. Can we get some details on that job?

jack of many trades

>what are your predictions for the united states economy and the worlds economy?

Master Debater

i organize gang bangs

Professional snapper

You vend bread? Do you go to conventions?

professional zapper

conflict mediator

U.S. Army Soldier. Career Specialist ayyyyyy

a machine could replace you easily.you're going to be homeless tomorrow

i have a large data base of guy interested in gang bang (about 3500), and i look for swinger couple who are interested in having a gang bang organized for them.

I ask what they want, find places where to hold the event, i make a casting of guys who fit the desire of the couple. Then i do all the un-fun shit from buying drinks to cleaning the place after, guys pay me and the couple don't pay me ( and i obviously don't pay the girl).

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Is mayonnaise a proffesion

Plant geneticist

naw i drive around in a big truck and put bread in walmart and dollar general and shit

its fun and pays well

Stay at home son

no,just mustard

Also an economist

Dancer.

I work at the docks as a master baiter for the fishing boats. Sometimes the towing ropes require loosening so I'm also sometimes a dock teaser.

town rapist

Marry me.

Air traffic controller

senior sales associate

Inflation has been driving the market for the past over half a decade, not real growth, as indicated by the fact we've had the most sluggish "non recession" growth for these past years. It'll pop and be far worse than 2008. The National banks have exhausted all their arrows and are forced to create a new one called negative interest rates.

blood driver

I work at the cocks as a master baiter for the fucking boats. Sometimes the anuses require loosening so I'm also sometimes a cock teaser.

plenty of horny barely legal teens of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html

shut up, nigger

Contract Specialist

lawyer

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Tell us about that?

criminal profiler

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch

Did I stutter? I said

SHUT

UP

NIGGER

Haha me too! What country? Aus here.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Oh well.

Work as a manager for a leading travel company.

No.. not that one.

Unemployed! Woo!

Professional clapper

I live in a country coming out of civil conflict. I work with opposing 'sides' to use shared land in the most beneficial way possible is the very short version.

B8ed/8

Thats not nice.

Professional cracker

What's a career specialist?

Marketing expert

Sup Forums lurker

High school teacher

>null

professional wrapper

Wow. That's interesting. So do you make a decent living?

homeless

You study plant genes?

Oh I know.. just fun to fuck with the tard.

i agree, shit will get ugly, buy your phyzz before its too late

professional hillary shitposter

Collision repair tech

when do you believe the fiat bubble will burst and how will this affect the value of US currency?

What you making?

Professional crapper

Econobump

plenty of horny sluts of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html

Doctor in a shitty European country, nothing special

Dallas Texas.

professional horny slut

I love being a Soldier. No sick days, great benefits, the camaraderie (did i spell it right?), shooting weapons, free gym, super cheap nutrition, clothing allowance, ladies love a man in uniform, you get to drive cool vehicles... Honestly, joining the Army has been the best decision of my life.
9/10 Will re-up.

Semi same. Nickname for our tower is "terror tower"

Soldiers get cucked all the time, though

god damn welfare queen

What's a contract specialist and why is that guy wearing a diaper?

What kind?

Nice. I was gonna make a trip to NY this year but my friend bailed on me. Tbh I'm a little scared by american clubs! They sound so different to Aussie ones. I feel like the girls would eat me alive haha

And not in the good way.

Small time campaign manager for local politician.

Ooh any stories?

i'm not special interested in getting rich, i'd rather have lots of time for me, and only work for people i like. So i could be richer if i wanted, but i try to stay small. Less trouble, less work, less money.

Kill yourself POG, blue falcons like you are the bane of real soldiers worldwide.

whore house piano player

you making any money at it?
Whats your region, speciality etc.

Oh, the other one?

>Economist
Should we follow Friedman's principles?

ISIS pork butcher

being this new

professional slapper

>IT-support
>Social worker

I work at the sock factory, tucking pairs of socks into packages. So I am a sock tucker.

Production Manager for a big industry

Neato. Any hints as to what country?

>Dat thigh gap

Professional smacker

Intellectual property & IT law
I live in Paris, France. Pay is pretty good (around 26400/year) although I'm still a junior!

Foundation repairer. I'm 23 and I'm pretty sure I've already developed Arthritis in both hands.