ITT: shittily describe vidya and other anons take guesses
>live with single mom
>dad left after sister died
>mom is crazy and dresses me up to look like my sister
>get bullied in school a lot
>mom is very abusive
>cope with art and video games
>kill myself
... The Binding of Isaac?
Also,
It's bloody cold, there are wolves out like mad, you're starving and all you want is shelter and a rifle.
>four brothers
>one's technically a sister
>one brother fucks up
>kills humanity
>old brother helps young brother
>old brother sacrifices himself to restore humanity
>young brother breaks a special plate
>revives old brother
>still waiting for a sequel
>you died
Pokemon go
Hotline fucking Miami
im guessing you mean the long dark but that's a walking sim not a game
Find your retarded cousins to team up and fight against a batshit-insane wizard hanging out in his fortress in the middle of nowhere.
>praise the sun
but close. you die a hella lot in that too.
You'd be right, and that's debatable.
Dark Souls?
>blyat
lizard spews pop-culture references while collecting remote controls
ayy
>grandma gets guitar and plays it for people
>people want to steal her rad rips
>grandma buries it and goes missing
>mom gets sick and dies
>dad wants to find the guitar and goes missing
>go on epic quest to find dad and kill the faggot who kidnapped him
>revive mom
>mom revives grandma
>grandma gets tired and smashes her guitar
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>muh tactics
>muh realism
>"anyone who plays anything else is an autistic manchild"
ITS TAIL TIME
toy story 2 for the gameboy color
>and that's debatable
No it's not. It's literally a walking sim with stupid unrealistic bars that drain too quickly.
>kill a deer
>harvest it's meat
>go to bed
>wake up 4 hours later starving to death and out of food somehow
>melt snow
>takes an hour and get dysentery immediately
>take 3 hours to boil 1.5l of snow
>start dying of dehydration and exhaustion because it takes an entire in game day to walk from one side of a small lake to the other
it's a walking sim with arbitrary unrealistic shit to make the game slower and more tedious
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Counter Strike: Cyka Blyat
CS: Global Shite?
>penguins rule the whole world
>oh dear, you are dead
>on a ship
>rainynight.jpg
>bandanas all around
>cardboard box
>big metal shitbox
>have to destroy
>nerdy white guy helps you
runscap
club penguin
MGS2
>A man gathers berries from a bush as a wolf rips his flesh and sinew from bone until the man succumbs to his wounds.
call of duty 4
don't starve
noice m8
Yes
Am I right?
>you're a cave nigger
>alpha monkeys Fuck up tribe
>rebuild tribe
>3 games of build up
>6 years of build up
>hours of in game time
>shit ending
not vague enough.
mgs2
> surrounded by racist shitskin slaveowners
> mfw i'm their prophet
Dead Space?
MGS3
...
nope.
nope.
MGS5
>scantily-clad animu girls fight for a genie
>only waifufags and hipsters play this
mass effect
Fuck you MGS3 was the shit
nope
mean't to say mgs5, fuck
i'll give you that.
technically ME3
Darksiders duh
>black guy
>on island
>asians
>aliens
>two not-as-good sequels
correct
Crypt of the necrodancer!
Far Cry Primal?
Jigaboo Jenkins and the search for foodstamps?
>build things
>not as autistic as minecraft
>fight giant body parts to advance
>end boss is basically fucking impossible unless you have the best setup in the fucking world
Don't starve?
>4 jews
>eventually 6 jews
>arse load of guns
>ugly cunt wants to stop you
>retarded daughter
>open a box
>balrog
>lots of boxes
>only good person who dies is nigger
>no sequel yet
Terraria
The Forest
bingo
Bingo
FF6
Age of Empires, duuuuh
fuck you kid its mgs2 tanker mission
Counter Strike: Gangbang Organizer?
Crysis?
>old as fuck game
>Sup Forumstard creator
>originally for kids, but now just infested with lardfats who think they're programming experts
>Beloved series and franchise
>third installment of game
>Super hyped up
>Fans cum at the sight of gameplay
>Get game
>Game is totally different from others
>Pay to win FPS/TPS
>Why.jpg
>whiskey
>3 games of build up
>mgs 5
retard
also its a "precuel"
Mods can solve the crappy ending user.
Runevape?
yeah!
>your best friends are a rock, a sentient blob of vanilla pudding, a talking flower, a druggie scientist, a cop, a mummy, a beatboxer, a dog, a weaboo, a guy with diplopia, and HAL 9000
>Be discount Link
>Grind through dungeons
>Fucking mimics everywhere
>Rebuild villages/towns
>Team up with 10/10 catloli
>Defeat giant three stages boss
Best game of my childhood
Whicher 3
yeaaah, but it isn't canon.
>medieval setting
>can only build garbage because the building something that's actually good is incredibly fucking complicated
>just download shit off of workshop
Surprisingly, no.
maybe you missed the "Sup Forumstard creator" part, try again
besiege
Ugh, I know what it is, but I can't remember the title.
Medieval Engineers
crysis 3?
bingoni
>perverts
>mutants
>martial arts
>sadness
bioshock infinite?
fallout
Rush B
Rush A
A split
Tunnels split to B
cykablyatidinahui.mp3
>build a base
>get to make nuclear bombers
>drop nukes on zoo animals
>game about making games
>game itself is boring as fuck
Nope
>baa
>fuckshitup.jpg
>tps
>p2w
>bioshock infinite
wat
that's already been done, newfriend
>mid or afk
>omfg gg /ff at 20mins
SOCOM?
ding ding.
game dev tycoon
goat simulator
Black Cocks 3 Suck my fucking dick edition