Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Hit it. Stupid question.

in what manner?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

If you're implying that it's a Kardashian, you're wrong

Burn my house down and buy myself some taste.

> what the fuck kinda 80s-ass bullshit decor is that?

I am not. i know who it is.

Unzip pants and prone bone her

most intelligent answer thus far.

Drink my cup. Touch that blue velvet. Walk away.

Remove my boner hiding apparatus

Berry my dick so deep in that ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king

Call her a nigger lover. Kill.

Where did anyone imply that?

Take the gerbil out of my bum and put it in hers. We'd be gerbil friends forever and the gerbil would smell like our poo

Fuck until balls are drained.

wake up realize it's just a dream, cry

fucking explode. twice

Remind my mom that she forgot to put on pants again

log onto Sup Forums and see her picture in a thread.
then what?
why twice?

why not, might even explode a third time because fuck you

stuff churros in her pockets and tell her "shh" while laying my index finger over her lips when she inevitably tells me to fuck off

>Walk up and take the drink to the left.
>sniff her thigh up to her butt cheeks
>bite her butt cheek
>Spread her ass open to lick and sniff

i assume by explode you mean ejaculate?

She's a coal burner.

then wake up again and realize it was just a dream but cry again because the first time was still a dream

Backing up like a real man with a moon walking style

No, I mean explode as in kaboom. You're a pervert.

Lets see the front

oh you mean her boobs?

>person who runs Hopes modeling page, facebook, twitter, and instagram is making Sup Forums threads to increase her traffic and justify their job

Yep.

Seriously answer this.