>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
call the police
Take off my pants, turn 360 degrees, walk away
Rejoice at my new found wealth and wonder what lottery I won to have that place.
See if she wants to fuck
Wake up and brush my teeth
I'd have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.
put my penis in her bellybutton while im stat squeezing that shit
wonder who was there before me. two glasses
ask for name
Ask her if I can fuck her because I'm gay and have never been attracted to women.
penetrate and give HIV
call my black friend and tell him to come over and have a beer with me on my new backyard deck while she laying on the bed like an idiot.
Fap thread when?
you want her to tell it you personally?
kek'd and checked
trying to fix that?
say sorry because i must be in the wrong place, that isn't my bedroom and i dont know that woman.
leave and find my way home then call the doctor the next day because i wandered into someone elses home accidentally and i need to see what's wrong with me
offer to suck her dick
no i just want to fap
does anyone else want to fap to her?
I feel that.
Hell yea
this sadly
Ask where the fuck she put my thundercats bedding.
I show them my spiderman memes
found name: Hope Dworaczyk
Op is a fgt
Lol
Nope Dweroiwoprwoierak
Spoderman
Fgt
Get ur memes fgt
i'd like to invite you to something very very fun
Try to figure out where I am and promise to not drink that heavily again.
put a cat in her vagina to make cat fetus and turn 360 and walk away