Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

call the police

Take off my pants, turn 360 degrees, walk away

Rejoice at my new found wealth and wonder what lottery I won to have that place.

See if she wants to fuck

Wake up and brush my teeth

I'd have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.

put my penis in her bellybutton while im stat squeezing that shit

wonder who was there before me. two glasses

ask for name

Ask her if I can fuck her because I'm gay and have never been attracted to women.

penetrate and give HIV

call my black friend and tell him to come over and have a beer with me on my new backyard deck while she laying on the bed like an idiot.

Fap thread when?

you want her to tell it you personally?

kek'd and checked

trying to fix that?

say sorry because i must be in the wrong place, that isn't my bedroom and i dont know that woman.

leave and find my way home then call the doctor the next day because i wandered into someone elses home accidentally and i need to see what's wrong with me

offer to suck her dick

no i just want to fap

does anyone else want to fap to her?

I feel that.

Hell yea

this sadly

Ask where the fuck she put my thundercats bedding.

I show them my spiderman memes

found name: Hope Dworaczyk

Op is a fgt

Lol

Nope Dweroiwoprwoierak

Spoderman

Fgt

Get ur memes fgt

i'd like to invite you to something very very fun

Try to figure out where I am and promise to not drink that heavily again.

put a cat in her vagina to make cat fetus and turn 360 and walk away