Euro 2016 was the last opportunity England had to win a trophy in the queen's lifetime and they blew it

euro 2016 was the last opportunity England had to win a trophy in the queen's lifetime and they blew it

what about some WC they won in the 60's?

the queen will outlive everyone in here and you know it.

She's probably already dead and they're just pretending, like Weekend at Bernie's

Or maybe there's some voodoo going on, like Weekend at Bernie's 2

>queen
>not immortal
Fucking shitposting aussie cunts

You realize she became queen in 1952 right? She was alive and ruling in 66

Last two digits of this post is how many more years she lives for

what is this then?

Her country are world champs

>le windsors are german XD
plebbit is that way

>saxe coburg gotha

We'll see about that!

last two digits of this post is how many weeks the queen has to live

dubs confirms

how brainwashed is he

Holy God! Can't wait

Are Eye Pee

Someone call the alarm

its time for that creature to go la

Later, Liz.

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CHECKED

Will it be isis ?!

fuckin checked

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DELETE

pls stop bullying england

pls ;_;

DENTIST
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>yfw she was pretty cute back in the day

is it true that she was a nympho back in the day?

Would rise up against

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MEME MAGIC IS REAL

Arsene?!

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>literally retarded

>come from Germany in 1714
>get the surname Saxe-Coburg and Gotha through marriage in 1840
>otherwise completely British in language, manners, culture and dress, never mind being the MONARCHS OF FUCKING BRITAIN

Only uneducated fucking idiots with latent leftist republican sympathies think that the royal family are actually German in any meaningful way. Educate yourself on European monarchy and the concepts of nationalism and national culture before spouting this half-baked shit

It's the height of hypocrisy. No ordinary white British person would have their ancestry scrutinised in such a way in order to deny their Britishness. But because they're the royal family all the nastiest, bitterest, stupidest little subhuman republican goblins come crawling out of the woodwork spouting their shit-tier opinions they got from other idiots on QI or Mock the Week or something

Yummy
Pasta

Great, cant wait to become a republic

Join us brother

Thought you were already a republic of China

Weyyyyyyy

Hongcouver has no help, they can make their own chinese city-state for all I care

NOT ON AMERICA'S WATCH

Hang yourself, traitor

>England winning anything, ever

Like she fucking cares. She's gonna be 90 on her next birthday, does she really do anything at all during the day except change outfits for her next meal?

The sad thing is she loves horses and none of hers have ever won a race

she's 90 now.

>being cucked by a family of parasites

>she wont live to 130

she is the curse that is preventing england to get 9 worldcups in a row

Oh god that is horrible

We shall do it for Queen Catherine. If not her, then her daughter Princess Charlotte... and so on. It could take awhile before England wins anything again.

It was the happiest day of her life

TFW we will be alive to see the reign of King Charles

She'll probably end up cucking Henry with an Arab, just like his mother.

She still hands out the Darts trophy, right? So there's still that to look forward to.

>England not winning everything ever at least once, with the exception of those damned euros.

Your mum dies in her sleep tonight brexittors.

he's a nerd

No. Fuck you shitter

nope

Does Liz watch footy?

THAT'S EVEN WORSE

/thread

But because they're the royal family, the nastiest, bitterest, stupidest little subhuman reptilian goblins.

>implying it's not coming home in 2018
you'll see

No Gods No Masters

LET'S GET THIS MEME MAGIC STARTED

Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem.

>Duke of Normandy
Would that mean she is also de jure Queen of the French?

No, the claim to the French throne was relinquished by George III in 1800

i thought that black line on the left was a scratch on my screen wtf

Date of death 6th September

>the Queen was not only alive, but old enough to be the Queen and well into her adulthood win England last won their ancient World Cup

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick, she's fucking old.

>all those landed titles

nigga racking up the demesne too large opinion modifiers

>All these titles just because she got lucky and was born into a "royal" family

Holy shit, the British truly are medieval. Daily reminder that every American political leader ever is automatically better than the British monarchy because they were at least elected to their position AND weren't treated like fucking Demigods who descended from heaven unlike these fuckwads who do nothing but sit on a throne.

>based queeny will probably die soon
>we'll be stuck with charles

god save our "gracious" King

Low centralization laws probably.
bad post
Apparently in the 60s when she went to Normandy some people were calling her their duchess

just kick them out

I wouldn't expect a yank to understand

The crown will skip Charles and go straight to William

It's already been arranged

Screencap this

>she's fucking old.

Well yeah, she's 90.

They literally changed their name to Windsor during the First World War, to sound less German......

The crown only exists because the people want it to exist, divine right of kings was thrown out the window after the Glorious Revolution when parliament kicked out one king and picked another.

>tfw that pupper is long, long dead

Dogs should live 50 years at least

My German Shepherd is 14 and his hips are deteriorating. Worst feeling in the world senpai

same for good ol Blondi

>Holy shit, the British truly are medieval

Well we're not the only ones who still have a monarch - Norway, Sweden, Netherlands, Japan, Belgium, Spain, Denmark, etc.

Of course they're all irrelevant compared to Britain's.

What good is it to have a monarchy in THE CURRENT YEAR?

Explain yourselves brits

Neverending supply of Welsh corgis.

Our Queen is number 322 in the line of the British Throne, just wait we'll get our muslim populous to allahu achbar the remaining 321

Stop buying purebread dogs. They are literally Armish-tier degenerated. Humans can't into healthy breeding unless it's crops.

Weekend at Bernie's is a good as fuck movie

Dogs truly are a blessing to this fucked up world

To me it just seems grubby having an elected, political head of state

Well the other option is to have a president and politicians are only in it for their own gain, the royal family aren't trying to climb up any further so they aren't easily corrupted. They are also a good face and national symbol for the UK, they also do a lot of diplomacy and charity work.

also tradition and shiet

You forgot Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

Poor Queen, her Majesty subjects don't really help her.

>ywn travel back in time to give Milton his completed Paradise Lost, Paradise Regain'd, and Samson Agonistes cycle to publish it, shame the monarchist heretics, and save the Commonwealth after Cromwell dies