Why was Krampus more of a Goosebumps movie than the actual Goosebumps movie?

Why was Krampus more of a Goosebumps movie than the actual Goosebumps movie?

goosebumps movie looked like more of a neutered family friendly adventure nostalgia piece than a legit spookathon

I think you're confusing Goosebumps with Are you Afraid of the Dark. With the exception of The Hunted Mask Goosebumps was always a corny spooky show for kids.
Are you Afraid of the Dark on the other hand was part of Nicks teen late night black called SNIK and had way darker stories and monsters.
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>With the exception of The Hunted Mask Goosebumps was always a corny spooky show for kids.

Except for before that when it was a series of terrifying short stories for children

Are you Afraid of the Dark has only like three "scary" episodes. The rest are horrible trash.

>Sup Forums
>talking about the books and not the Sup Forums show

Uh...
Welp...

Unless you were born in the mid 80s and actually watched the early 90s show growing up you really have no idea. As the network become more kid friendly around the mid to late 90s so did the show. Watching a few random episodes on instasync doesn't make you an expert on the show..

The Goosebumps movie was exactly like a plot of the books come to life

>new kid in town
>tomboy girl next door love interest
>annoying best friend
>mistakes mistakes mistakes
>macguffin plot device to win
>twist ending

>you can't enjoy something unless you grew up "with the times"
I can enjoy black and white films just fine you ass.

Trips don't lie.

The one with that clown dude terrified me as a kid, I didn't even attempt to watch that episode again for years.

what was the twist?

Just go watch Spongebob , Rocket Power, iCarly, The Fairly OddParents, or some other bland watered down 2000s Nick show
, kiddo.

The Invisible Boy is still in the real world

Tales of Halloween was a better horror movie for kids, IMO.

that's not a goosebumps twist. the real twist should have been Hannah being the "Ghost next door"

It's a total goosebumps twist.
The whole "Mr. Wood/Slappy" thing comes to mind immediately.

how was Slappy? was he a great villain? I hear he didn't do shit.

He's the main villain, but he's really just their to order the other monsters around and generally annoy the main characters/stop them from using the typewriter from the blob book.

He was voiced by Jack Black doing a retarded cheesy dummy voice. This should tell you everything you need to know.

Krampus was fucking shit.

What a terrible movie.

>manchildren will defend it

I defend no horror or slasher flick that doesn't bother to show tits in hopes of coming off as as progressive modern day hipster horror film.

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>n hopes of coming off as as progressive modern day hipster horror film.

You mean like this shit fest. The whole point behind the film was making fun of how girls used to get topless in 80s horror movies and even included a scene in which the only way the monster could be lured into a trap was by a girl doing a strip teas yet the movie itself had a ZERO tits count. Not a single breast to be seen in a film thats about girls getting naked in 80s horror films.
Fucked my shit up.

why not just jack off to actual porn?

Fuck off with this PC modern Feminist fueled analogy faggot. I just wanna see a tit on screen so I can have a good laugh/ cheer while watching.

I don't watch Jew produced porn for a reason. I don't get off on looking at an extreme close up of a womans cunt as she screams out loud obscenity as if she was possessed by a demon while jizz flies all over the place.

As I look into her dead eyes I end up feeling more sorry for the girl gettig fucked by 30 old men just to make a fucking buck. I don't need that shit.

I just enjoy seeing a fucking tit every now and than on screen ESPECIALLY if I'm watching a horror or slasher film.