How do I get rid of these hiccups?

How do I get rid of these hiccups?

eat a teaspoon worth of sugar

Hold down ya left earlobe while drinking a glass of water
And don't sip it
Fucking glug that Water you slut

Gets rid of my hiccups every time

Okay, trying this.

breathe in very slowly
completely fill your lungs
hold your breath as long as you can
empty your lungs as slowly as you can
hold your lungs empty as long as you can
repeat about three times, guaranteed hiccups cured

you're welcome

>Fucking glug that water you slut
lost

that's for when you need to pop your ears, not hiccups

Didn't work. But going to try again after I attempt

Gargle water.

Tried something extremely similar to this before making the thread. All it did was give me a headache.

Damn, didn't work.

Next up, gargling water. Thanks.

I shit you not, a half a shot of lemon juice.

Gargling water worked!

I hiccuped while doing it and spit up a bit on my shirt but that wigged me out and then my hiccups stopped.

Thanks user.

Glad to help, user.

(that pic)
You ever try that? Drinking your own cum like that?

...

All the time. Cumming on myself is such a turn on. :^)

I always regret it after I cum in my mouth. The desire goes away after I orgasm.

Am I suppose to use a spoon?
Amen.

Nah, seems like right into the mouth makes the best sense, but, right after I lose the desire.

Tried those roll threads and everything.

I guess you have to an innate desire to recycle.

9mm of lead fagit

While fapping I really want to be a cum dumpster. Bums me out the desire disappears.

Fucking hormones.

wew someones feeling the edge tonight

Don't cut yourself on that edge, user.

Practice makes perfect. Have you tried not fapping for a week or two? Get yourself really riled up.

usually when i get hiccups I just hold my breath for like 90 seconds

Yeah, I only fap once a week or so anyways. :/

I don't have hiccups.
Been ages since last time

I'm too sexually repressed to go a week without fapping. Every so often will I recycle.

hold your breath for 30 seconds and swallow a bunch of times