No porn

no porn

would you be okay if I took photos from this thread and posted them into another thread for another time?

knock yourself out, friend

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wait that probably doesn't translate

that means "yes"

okami is that you

It was neat though.

I don't have any porn on my computer.

drink or no drink

Porn for Scotland!

non

mandulis

I don't know why I asked, I'm gonna drink anyway

brb drink

Yes

Hello, love.

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???

whatcha drinking

Mandy is here and he didn't even say hi to me? He's a cad and a bounder, a rascal and a rogue, a villain and a crook.

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you be nice to mandy

My love, obviously. It is both vast and virulent.

Indeed I am a rogue, fool. But a crook? I have never done...well I ran a red today. But to be fair, where I to stop, I would have laid my bike down...

how goes the war

mandy is a man

I have schnapps here I believe of rowan-berry flavor

I am always nice to Mandy, and yet he sticks that knife in my back.

In bed with you? For that sweet sweet gear lovin'?

I think we are losing it. Every day it seems we find a new horrid thing happens. But I just need to keep on busting my ass at work and get some more money so I can find a nice lass.

How goes your war, my friend?

You know, we need to understand that they get cold and hot too. They like coming in to the air conditioned houses with us.

Fuck you

I was confused on what mandolousi was to

I know who mandy is

what is rowan-berry any way?

Mandy, come to Texas and help me put together these plaster molds. It is tedious and I don't like it.

dont tell me what to do

>mandy is a man
yeah sure I guess if you wanna be technical about it

Wow, that is rude.

Mandulis is what I originally was. Then people started calling me Mandy, and terrence sang Oh Mandy to me. And so here I am.

Are you just installing them? Or do you have to cut them to fit and all that jazz too? I assume you mean the plaster mold trim?

Let me hug you?

Nef, you don't have to be so cruel, you know. We can't all be fathers of hellspawn.

dat

No, I mean molds to pour plaster into to make solid blocks that I'll carve into sculptures.

sure

Mind the gap

>

What are you using for molds? Just making a form out of some wood sheets and stuff?

Score!
>he has no clue of my motives....

this is good.

Less to do with fatherhood and more to do with being a temporary bitter cripple

Actually I am mostly always bitter and cruel so I don't know

well that is very kind of you

it all makes sense now

howve you been?

maybe I do ;)

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>No porn
Top OP kek...

Yeah, but I have to fill in all the cracks and stuff and then add a couple bits in to divide the space into four equal compartments. It's gross. You do it instead.

That is the only guy ass that I have. But I have plenty of girl ass.

Yeah I was about to say, that isn't a temporary state for you. You being in a good mood is the rather temporary thing. It is alright though, I still love you.

Not too bad. Just been tired. Too tired to really think of too much honestly. But that seems to be changing.

How about you?

Shit, I need to find a different way to steal money....

how can i tell if i'm gay?

it goes, it goes

working on a lass of my own

it's a tree they have in europe

I won't begrudge a man a skir-- kilt or two

That's the only thing you will have, kek...

the last 2 gifs you posted were guys though.
how is this

Did you do a dip test?

Being cruel IS a normal thing for Australians though. I saw some friends last night. It was good.

Have you sucked cock, or enjoyed the thought of sucking cock?

jokes on you, i HAVE no money

What's that?

Can I post porn, freklz?

do you want to be held by a man

Kat, you get me hard.

It is just plaster. It isn't gross. I mean, if you were dealing with a bunch of grease you might have somewhat of an argument cause that shit doesn't clean easily, but still. I can't fly out to Texas anytime soon, my friend, or I would.

Does this picture interest you?

May she be in your bed before the morrow comes.

Huh?

Katia.

You do call each other cunt so it makes sense.

only if you kiss me

NO

Same really, trying not to lose my pace, but mentally i feels as if im on the 25th mile in a marathon.

what a silly name, rowan is a silly man

yes both of these are katia
what do you want

It's usually used to determine if you have pools of blood in your stomach.

No, I mean putting the mold together. I don't like that. I just want it to be together so I can make my blocks.

not possible, I'm afraid

she's a country and half a continent away

ur silly

Sounds pretty gnarly

I suppose I feel like I am getting my second wind. Or like I am settling into my pace and have time for my mind to wander.

And it`s home,boys,home
Home I`d like to be home for a while
In me me own country,
Where the oak and the ash and the bonny rowan tree
Are all a-growin` green in the old country.

No I am saying Katia is the reason for the guy ass in my folders.

But...it is better to do it yourself!

Oh that never ends well. Take my word for it, and my experience. The best you can hope for is a lay.

Jesus christ look at this garbage

oh.
you're welcome.

It's really easy to test for and treat. To test for it, just get a thin rope and put it down your throat into your stomach, if there's blood on the end when you remove it, congratulations, you have pools of blood in your stomach. To treat it you just follow a simple two step plan: Be provocative. OH! And be organized. Tight.

No. You do it. I'll give you a dollar and my last beer.

I'm not sure I am grateful, honestly.

But I have a 6 dollar beer right here...

we're stubborn, and patient

another month isn't so bad when we've been waiting a year and a half

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oh but you are.

No porn it is.

Yes, but you can have a whole real dollar and another beer. Then you'll have two beers and a dollar.

also
>nigress with a white man
how it should be.

Hey there, pretty lady.

where do you get your butts

Kona Longboard is my new favorite.

Smoothest shit I've drank.

As long as there isn't a third person. That is the problem in those situations. You can talk to her every day, and every night, but you can't ever be there for her. And all it takes is one chance meeting and she is no longer yours.

How can you tell? Also the last pic has no ass at all. Not this one, the one before.

But I have a lot of beers...

Only a select few of them. Most of them are not good enough for white cock.

Ive been spotted.

I get them from not being a fucking pleb

I distribute that. And on that note, you are a gigantic faggot for drinking light beer.

wow how do i do that

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I got a nice hide you could stay in.

But you could have one more, and also a dollar.

kona's okay

a bit dense flavor-wise, like leinenkugel & sam adams and that sort

trust me

there won't be

You have to clean your room of all the pleb germs. You have to use a super cleaner. Mix half a gallon of bleach with a quart of ammonia. Then clean your entire house.

But then I would have to do work....
Also what kind of beer?

I hope so. You have my best wishes.

Sick cunt

it kinda does.

I don't always want beer shits the next day.

thank you

I know what I'm getting into, anyway

Nope. And that one doesn't have any ass either. That is all pushing it up.

Yesterday I was sitting around talking and watching this girl that was wearing daisy dukes and had literally half her ass hanging out. Not flabby either, nice and plump.

That is called alcohol that does that.

I hope so. But I know how easy it is to deceive yourself.

Yes, but you'll do work that will help your dear old fool. It's a Magic Hat no.9. Also you can look at all my babies up close and even hold my dear sweet Gregor and Joseph.

Only if I can make the web

oh sheesh

this is coming from a man who is drinking a tree

I think you want the d babe

Sure, but it's already got a nice thick bedding all along the bottom.

I need the web.

You say that now, but wait until you're waking up in an ice-tub with a hastily stitched-up wound on your side.

All I'm saying is if Izzy is actually an underground black market organ harvester, don't say I didn't warn you.

But that beer....no....

Also, I realize that I used to play with tarantulas when I was young, and sleep with boas around my neck. But spiders don't feel right to me anymore. Give me a snake any day. One that isn't connected to a man anyway.

Well yeah, it has all my good pics on it. Gotta keep that drive safe, nigga.

magic hat no 9 made me want to vomit

if it blows up, blows up, and as subby told me at least it'll be spectacular

and if it doesn't then I'll be the happiest man alive

no it's a berry from a tree jeez

sh-she doesn't SOUND like an organ harvester

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I'd fuck the side wound just sayin

Rename all your drives to "Child Porn" so they don't know which one is the real one.