What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

"No im not fuck you"

Is shredded cheese OK? It is $1 cheaper.

"ok sounds good"

I met another guy I like, sorry.

Selfish

"Me running from my problems" after seeing a pic of my dog

I'm coming back to yours tonight. On Friday do you wanna come see the Neon Demon with me? My mums giving me some money.

"have you told her anything?"

"fuck you"

"Have fun :)"

I was just going through my texts and deleting shit and I finally clicked of the fucking link you sent me! I hate you!!

I will try to get electricity from somewhere

I love you k talk to you later.

"where are you now?"

gotta charge up my old phone from two years ago for this, hold on.

Well where are you?

Reply was
>Love u too mom

I hope it didn't explode and kill you. I'm assuming no update means you managed to feed yourself and not blow yourself up?

I'm not opposed to it.. But there is a small problem... I have herpes

yeah you won

See you in half an hour or so then. Love you.

“Oh no!”

Hey

Are you still in the bathroom?

i love you

Not counting family members?
'Holy crap! Well I will let you know!' received 2/11/15
Not even joking..

we were at a party and about to leave

what's your address? (laughing emoji because she is a cringey bitch)

wups, meant for

That was Pretty much exactly why we should just stop talking. There's no point in anything anymore. cool well all the best, I'm deleting your number after this and I promise not to bother you ever again


>plz just love me

"I think so? Sweet and deadly"

We were talking about pandas.

I'm guessing she never let you know?

kids corner stand - watermelon and canteloupe

picking up food for dinner

Wow

ok, I'll leave my room unlocked

Goodnight sweet dreams

Here

Its rough

it's been several years since i've had one
no idea what it said

Nah "Love you too"

Goodgame for you
on June29th
Fuck me

Ok r u just gonna chill at my house

If you can't do the very little we ask for at home you will not be allowed to stay in the house. I hope that's clear.


Before I left for my job at 4:00 AM I fed my cat. Turns out, I wasn't supposed to because my mom wanted to. Based on that she wants me out. Fuck my life.

"i love having your cum in my pussy"

I said "hey"
Her response "stop contacting me you know I have the restraining order and I will call the cops"
I love it when they play hard to get

damn bro, what did you do?

"Meeeeeeee? :("

"Yeah I know right, Meet you tonight ;)"

Does sister count? Friday about running late. If not then a photo msg from a friend from december

Share the photo faggot.

"Yes, do. Lol"

>current year
>text message

female. Long story spanning two years of trying to be with someone, but he's depressed and too emotionally fucked up for me. At least he thinks so

that message came from me deactivating my facebook and him being a little bitch saying he didn't care I'd blocked him and then that he's sorry for being childish

I just want him here so much tbh

Nope.. she sure didn't.

Nah. Just the two of us smiling, nothing exciting

"Ouuuu fancy"

okay it's charged

text is
>Yes yes you were banished to the kitten cage
dated may 18th 2013 9:58PM

I had a weird fetish thing going on with this girl who liked to pretend she was a dom
got suddenly disgusted with myself and stopped replying to or meeting up with her

>tfw she was the only girl who showed any interest in me over the past 5 years
>since cutting off contact with her I literally haven't actually talked to a girl my age once, much less texted them

kill me

How early?

"I do but sometimes I only make it worse for me when night come"

can't love somebody until they love themselves femanon, sorry.

She seems like a bitch to me then.

"man, I love you!!
Youre the best best friend ever, buddy"

:|

Got L if you need

"I just don't think I will never love you" it hurts

"then mystic took it back"

Let's see if she is a Sup Forumstard...
"I'm a lightweight so 2 might do it for me lol"

Some slut off tinder that I'm gonna keep ignoring

"Also the pokeball spinning just makes it a curve ball"

...

"please pick up half and half"

She must be nasssty if you don't take free head.

Stop texting me.

making speedballs...right?

I honestly can't remember.

its not entirely true. I pretty much hate myself too but I know i love him and I know he cares about me too. I just wanted to try. Life is pretty lonely and I worry about him a lot.

Normally I give that advice to sad bros who are all like why don't girls like my depressed self. Gotta learn to love yourself before others will love you. I suppose in your situation you love him but he has to learn how to love himself before he can love you.

Odd, but same deal. Gotta love yourself first. Probably time to move on femanon.

"Fuck you my grandma just died last night."

>99,920,644 seconds
>1,665,344 minutes (rounded down)
>27,755 hours (rounded down)
>1156 days (rounded down)
>165 weeks (rounded down)
>316.85% of a common year (365 days)

Not even gonna bother, even if she comes right to my door

"I wanna go places, let us go on a miniature trip" :)

sir you need to harpoon that whale... right in the blow hole.

i recognize that retarded smile anywhere and those tits. it's thefluffiestbunny guys

Ouch

I love you baby

Goodnight baby ️

Free head is free head bro. Just don't let her know where you live

don't make me feel any worse than I already do fam

They're supposed to sleep 16-17 hours a day.

If she's willing to randomly show up at your door to suck dick, imagine how many other guys she's doing that to?
You're just opening yourself up to STDs.

Kisses, brother, & sweet dreams

>What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?
Hoy no estaba tan larga comparada con otras veces! Si amor tambien

My vision is done! I can't see anything now. Just looking at my phone is just blurry spots.

-- from my ex

I'm already seeing 3 other girls, I was just really drunk and bored when I messaged the whale. Here's the only "nude" she sent me

Pig? WTF just happened? That for some reason turned me on. Yes, I'd fuck a pig. But I'd want to get like dressed up like a Playboy centerfold.

If you're white and American you'd be surprised how many women from third world countries would jump at the opportunity to get a green card at your expense.
It's something.

Goodnight

Passing that ride you were on

"Hey babes"

"i'm fighting back"