>be me >on my summer break from college >don't get to see mom very often and she invited me to see new top tier fem ghostbusters >I accept because I make sacrifices for the ones I love >go to theater and meet her >movie starts >God give me a journey of strength and mercy >opens with a joke about gross Irish people so it could be alright >it's pretty "Meh" funny so far >all the sudden Kristen Wigg jumps on the screen >"I am the funny awkward and am women you have problems with woman" >ohfuckme.jpeg >suddenly Melissa Mccarthy manages to drag herself onscreen >"I am the witty fat one and I make humorous jabs lol and am also woman" >oh Jesus >"hi am the Kate McKinnon and I know the science words such as 'quantum' and 'protons' and am quirky and am also a woman" >oh no >not this one >anything but thi- >"WAIT HOL UP" >"HOL UP RYE NAW, IS DAT SHIIEE A GHOST" >"I KNOW I DONE GE DIS FLIMMY JIM JAM RYE NAW" >"I IS BLACK AND IS ALSO A WOMAN AND WILL NOT LET U FORGET IT" >"DID I EEEN MENTION I WAS BLACK YET" >"SHEEIIII" >this goes on for another few hours >then at the end they defeat the ghost by shooting him the dick >theater laughs >I only cry >oh boy >it's over >go home >look up ghostbusters on rule 34 >jack off to what I find plus some fake Kate McKinnon nudes to anger the matriarchy >I'm about to die from dehydration because of how much I whipped the dripper >remember me and my sacrifice
Aiden Young
Rip
Chase Kelly
Op you did us all a great favor you will be remembered
Carter Nguyen
/thread
Cooper Hall
Op you have sacrificed much. Rest now your journey is over.
Grayson Young
Is it really that bad?
all controversy aside, is it really just a bad movie?
Jacob Scott
Not the worst thing I've seen its just meh. Its easily one of the most forgettable movies I've seen.
Luke Jackson
all feminist garbage and 1950s looney tunes like racism aside it's full of terrible jokes and leaving me with three laughs and erectile dysfunction
Elijah Barnes
Post links of rule 34 Kate McK I want to fap to her too
Logan Hall
There can be peace for you now OP. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more.
Matthew Evans
movie made for pc reasons only
total shit
do yourself a favor and watch the 1980s original instead
Levi Anderson
I've done my part user, fight your own battle
Elijah White
I've seen it, to watch it again it only makes me sad that the cucks got to it
Angel Hughes
>jack off to fake Kate McKinnon she's an IRL lesbian so you get double points for that.
Brandon Wright
Did your mom like it?
Camden Cruz
On reddit their using this image to encourage people to buy tickets even if their not going to see the movie saying people who liked older movies who dont see this movie hate women making them racist.
Nathan Smith
She had a lovely time thanks for asking user
Juan Green
needs more queef and fart jokes cuz thats like half the movie tbh
Ayden Hernandez
It's good to know we have reddit to end all the sexist and racist hatred in this cruel world
Angel Long
Is she a feminist? I guess you wouldn't see what's wrong with this movie from a normalfag point of view though, especially if you're older
Oliver Watson
Your noble tale will be written in the Book of Great Anons