OFFICIAL MLB ALL STAR GAMETHREAD #2: KRIS BRYANT EDITOIN

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mets

Why the fuck is the HD feed looking like a shitty SD feed?

3rd for the AL

first for old man carew

Does one chicago team's batter homering off another chicago team's pitcher count as black on black crime?

WE ARE GOOD

#SUCKIT

dubs for altuve MVP

GET FUCKED WHITE SUX

>Yost forgetting to start the AL leading ACE

because

>fox

how does this negro have white kids?

>Chris Sale already EMBARRASSING the AL Central

KB for MVP

Who Doyerfans in San Diego here?

I'm watching on Comcast in the Twin Cities and it looks fine to me.

my knee grow

Cheyenne Carew dancing around drunk.

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abstract art

Guys I missed the lineup announcements because I'm a fucking idiot. Anything interesting? Anybody get booed?

>all cusb infield

LET'S GO JOHNNY

I truly hope the Lastros still dont have any fans after having a one sided game threads back in April when they blew

Is all of texas filled with fair weathers?

No, they were both white so this is SOCIAL JUSTICE

Where are my Yankee fans at?

Fags. That's who

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Kershaw and the other Dodgers got some loud boos.

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>not having ANY starters
top kek

any oldfags remember when the Yankees were relevant?

Kershaw was VERY smug

>Chris Sale

Why didn't he start Knuckles Wright?

TIME 4 JAHNNY QUETTO

>his team doesn't have 2 of the top 5 pitchers in all of baseball

>actually doing your stupid blatantly illegal shimmy bullshit in the all star game

i hope cueto gets shelled for this bullshit

>Bouchy pick Harvey in 2013
>Collins picks Cueto in 2016

Pls dont elimate us in the playoffs Giants

Dodgers, giants, cards, and yanks all got booed.

TYBT

>Bumgarner and Kershaw sitting together
I ship them desu

FREAKING

MACHINE

>bum and kershaw sitting together again
I like how they're friends

>Buck slobbering on Trout's cock

PROBLEM REST OF AL?

REMEMBER THIS GAME HAS

NO
O

REPERCUSSIONS

>The only day of the year mike trout plays for a team I cheer for

feels good man

>he's a freakin machine

calm down there Buck

Another cycle? Based Trout.

Manny goes yard to get the lead

Check em

Marlins guy spotted behind the plate

NL GETTING BTFO 0-1

Just got home from work is Don on?

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>He is a freakin' machine?

why is Joe Buck allowed to curse on national TV? I can't have my wife's son hearing that

TYBT

>I was only pretending to be shit

FREAKEN MACHINEEEEEE

>Memechado

trout gonna hit the cycle fampai

cap it

>joe buck

papi will probably drive this run in because asg is rigged

The White Sox certainly wont need home field advantage since they will not be making the playoffs.

National League is for boring autists who have never had a real friend

PAPI

Dubs and Ortiz goes yard.

rare pepe

Edgar > Ortiz

Who /tvboughtforthegameshowedupsmashed/ here?

>shitchado pops out

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LARGE FATHER is GOAT

He's taking the rest of the AL down with him.

wew

Big Poopi is juicing

I hope David Ortiz gets beaned. No good roided up meme-monster.

>tfw bought 65 inch TV and can experience Joe Buck's face in all it's glory

Get in here fellow cardsbros, I know there's at least 3 or so of us left

>lolriels

But SD cheered him.

>Leads in OBP and SLG
>Leads in OPS

nice "stat" Buck

This isn't hockey, don't pretend like you know the rules

American League is for fuccbois.

nothing about this post makes sense

>methinals

Did trout take off the mic pack yet?

>White Sox in the league since 1901
>has never made the playoffs in back-to-back seasons

>mfw dat asterisk next to every Papi record in the books

>Vizio
>D-Series

No, that picture seems about right

Does any runs,ks,HRs count into career stats from the all star game?

elbow/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow
good
fat

That's the joke.

He literally said he was going to just let it eat and have fun because the game doesnt matter

He just tossed that fb down the middle, course it would be hit

LMFAO please be real

Well maybe Q will do better
Isn't it great

>BIG POOPI

I don't care who cheers him, I want to see him get hit so hard that he just sits on the ground crying for 5 minutes before being carted off the field and taken by ambulance to the hospital where he is diagnosed with being a pussy.

Regular season and postseason GOATs.
Pretty cute 2bh

>Big Shitty

Has a player ever been ejected from the ASG?

HAHAHAHA

BASED RIZZO

>talking ill of Papi

lol nice job papi

BASED
C U E T O
U
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T
O

Wow
Not bad

fuck rizzo 2bh