Cum Ninja Thread
Cum Ninja Thread
Ayden Jenkins
Colton Long
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Joseph Morris
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Logan Walker
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Christian Phillips
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Matthew Myers
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Aiden Brown
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Luis Cruz
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Samuel Flores
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Connor Allen
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Christian Kelly
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Gavin White
bmp
Christian Martin
Sometimes, the ninja was not so stealthy.
Adam Lopez
this is incredible
Asher Adams
wow
Colton Brown
This is hot.. bump
Asher Perez
The amount of fucking balls it must take to do this shit
Im impressed
and hard as a fucking rock now.
Brody Flores
Top kek
Wyatt Taylor
How do they cum so quickly? I couldn't possibly be able to do this unless it was like on a cross-country train or something where I might be able to jerk for 5-10 minutes and only expose myself long enough for the cumshot.
find it hot anyway, and one time I jerked right behind my sisters head for a few minutes while she watched tv. I couldn't even get close to cumming that time though.
Dominic Davis
>being impressed with premature ejaculators
>being impressed by videos focused on their cocks and cum
>getting hard as a rock to their cocks and cum
Blake Cruz
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Lincoln Wright
>Impressed that they have the balls to whip their dicks out not only in public, but within inches of random women
>Being able to cum on them without them knowing
>They're now walking around in public with jizz on them
Robert Bennett
>thinking porn is real
end your life faggot
Alexander Allen
dont fap for like 5 days and you cum quick, esp when super stimulated like they are
Adam Sanchez
well hes obviously not a cum ninja..
Nathan Roberts
how do people do shit like this without being seen on the security cams?
Samuel Price
THIS FUCKIN GUY
Nathaniel Morgan
nigger
Ian Flores
>impressed that they're socially retarded fat mexican slobbering mentally ill perverts
>thinking the girls didn't notice
>implying the pathetic spic didn't have to run away as soon as the camera cut off
the guy in most of these has been arrested endlessly but he's classified as mental and in mexico they don't give a fuck or have much mental health care so they just release him again and laugh about it
Lincoln Cooper
>thinking this is porn
dont worry, youre obviously still young. your internet porn knowledge will grow over time
Ethan Murphy
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Bentley Barnes
Damn this guy has nerves, i would be scared as fuck to get caught. I guess he goes it for the adrenalin.
Logan Scott
sauce?
Xavier Campbell
thats not sauce, it looks more like cum
Grayson Reed
sauce please i cant tell if she is mad or not
Noah Adams
you look like cum
Liam Young
he didnt account for the extra power hed have from holding it in for so long.
Cameron Thomas
well this is the only one so far in this thread that is fake
Nolan Reed
i think so too but you never know.
Justin Brown
kek
Jacob Lewis
I can't cum this quickly so I prefer to just carry my dogs cum around in a little nivea squeezy tube. Like this guy:
news.bbc.co.uk
>The first victim, a 14-year-old girl, was followed by a man on Kennedy Drive in Unsworth, on 13 November.
>He asked her the time and was standing uncomfortably close to her.
>When she got home, she noticed a sticky liquid on her tights.
>The substance was analysed by police and later identified as animal semen.
>On 17 December a 14-year-old girl was in a shop on Mill Gate in Bury town centre with her mother when a man bumped into her and wiped a white substance on her bottom.
>The next day, a man followed two 13-year-old girls on Bury Old Road, near to the M60 in Prestwich.
>In the latest attack, on 25 January, a man approached two girls, aged 15 and 16, on Pinfold Lane, Whitefield, and asked them the time.
>One of the girls then noticed liquid dripping from her skirt.
Blake Cox
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Josiah Barnes
you were cum at one point in your life, sonny
shot right out of the type of tiny dick you inherited
Jackson Cooper
love wand
Christian Hall
I did it once behind the girl I wanted the most in school during a science exam
Carter Reyes
Dude this guy got mad balls
Caleb Moore
except that I do know...
Carter Anderson
Anyone have the gif where the guy cums on an unsuspecting girl from a balcony.
Samuel Diaz
Doing it to underaged girls is just sic
Justin Martinez
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Chase White
This thread is about premature ejaculators trying to cope with life. Fuck I feel bad for you guys. Fuck a fatty that looks like a train wreck covered in Crisco brand lard. You won't shoot so easily at a girl not even paging attention to you next time. Just remember that one night with Jabba the ugly and you good fan.
>good luck
Xavier White
This guy is in Mexico. If you do it in the USA you go to jail for a long time.
krqe.com
This nigga went down for 18 years for squirting it out of his water pistol. Don't do the cum if you can't do the time.
Zachary Turner
power hammer
Joseph Campbell
Shit is hilarious.
Julian Gray
the fuck did i just read
Benjamin Martinez
could be worse, this nigger squirts lighter fluid on fat asses and follows them with a flame
mcall.com
Mason Moore
That's a good excersoze motivation
-manpole
Aaron James
caught
Luke Murphy
hard mode
Mason Campbell
lol ... someone is cumming on me ... better get my towel and stare at him
Angel Lee
LOL
Jayden Bennett
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Adrian Bell
what're they going to do track down a man 5'9 to 6'2 seen wearing a random hoodie and sunglasses?
Dominic Smith
lel
Ayden Reyes
lol she got blasted and didn't even notice
Aiden Allen
any where the guy cums in their purse or bags?
Angel Cruz
keksimus maximus
Brayden Gomez
>having to flee whilst mid orgasm
Ryder Myers
JC fml
Nicholas Cooper
more gifs
Cameron Long
Man unit, i like it
Nathaniel Bailey
motherfucker didnt even care
Michael Mitchell
red wants that dick, he should've asked for her number
Kevin Bennett
The other one came back for a second look
Ryder Cook
dae stealth cum in girl's shoes
William Barnes
>Sex injector
Rad
Jonathan Barnes
>Big Sausage
Good enough I guess, but not the most creative sounding nickname
Carter Long
Long destroyer
Thomas Morgan
Mister Steak
I would like mine medium rare with a side of anal pounding
Asher Johnson
kek Run, Forrest, Run
Joseph Johnson
Purple tool.
Isaac Rogers
bear pole
Matthew Robinson
Pleasure Steak. That sounds like a shitty Stand.
Nicholas Richardson
man destroyer
Ryder Young
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Bentley Howard
Ashli orion
Jace Watson
Pleasure Beef kek
Eli Thompson
skin meat, kek
Easton Reyes
Best so far.
Luis Bennett
Mister wand
I am ok with this.
Michael Carter
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Brody Jackson
Iron Destroyer
Asher Morales
Are you kidding me?
>hard salami
Jack Nguyen
Monster machine
Eli Brown
bumperino
Gabriel Barnes
Goddammit I got Power Tool.
Leo Campbell
Man Killer zzz
Adrian Rogers
Long Wand here!
Aaron Gomez
Man Punch.
Sounds about right.
Isaiah Evans
Guess you gotta turn to a life of gay from now on.