You have 5 words to convince THIS GUY to give you 1 million dollars in return for 5% of your business...

You have 5 words to convince THIS GUY to give you 1 million dollars in return for 5% of your business. If you don't get the full amount you've asked for, you walk away with nothing. What do you say?

I am Emma Watson's pimp

It will kill the jews

Give me the money or your mom will die in 7 days

Its like tinder, but for people who want to fight.

1 million $ for my business that makes 6 million a year? No thanks.

I have 200% ROI

I'm going to license it

5 words faggot

Give it or you die

give me a small loan of a million dollars

Five words faggot

5 words you faggot

you can take a royalty

Browser-history based dating website

Jewish owned bank, government customers!

invest in trumpcoins

Donald Trump sent me here.

Is good for your portfolio

u did good

Ill give you ten percent

It'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards, Tannen!
And it's pointed straight at your head!

I am a Nigerian prince

Your penis will be bigger.

"Propane and propane accessories"

I only needed 4.

Five words faggot

I have a gun...faggot

money money money money money

Kevin O'leary is a retard

GIMME SOME MONEY YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BLALALALALALA

Five words faggot

The OP is a faggot

He's the smartest on show

I will kill all niggers

10 million for 50%

Wrong thread

You just got 1 mil user hows it feel?

You can touch this dick.

Can you not read or follow directions

that's not saying much

...

My wife will fuck you

I'll bet you vote Trump

I will suck your dick.

One Hundred Percent Hair Growth

I bet your a Hillary cuck who loves corruption and shrill cunts

5%? That's too much, I'm withdrawing my offer.

Winrar

Hell, "5%? I'm withdrawing my offer." would have fit the word limit, LOL.

I do not need you.

+1

I am a jewish lawyer

It's like Skyrim, with guns

It's the next Pokémon Go

It's the cure for baldness.

not 5 but still would mae a market in russia or syria or even japan

he'll flip you for real

smoke weeeeeeeeede every day

Why this prick? Why not the other dragons? WHY

sold this guy gets it

It makes niggers be quiet

Assisted suicide, the right way.

Imagine Donald Trump fighting oprah.

i will rape your daughter

U wan sum fuk bb?