Ask a 25 year old high school teacher almost anything. Pic unrelated ofcourse

Ask a 25 year old high school teacher almost anything. Pic unrelated ofcourse

Fuck off faggot

have you fucked any of your students?

how many kids have you raped?

No, though I came close once

Tell the story

21 and just got my first teaching job. Is it true 1st year is hardest?

story

During my first year of internship, a 14y fell in love with me. She came from broken family, no father figure etc.

I was 18 at the time. Full of hormones and actually thought it was a good idea to meet up. In the park, after dark.

1/2

No and yes, now you just focus on if you like teaching etc. The real job brgins when you graduate and have to deal with parents and all the red tape.

So there we sat on a parkbench.
>you think im pretty user? I wear special underwear for you.
>yes you are pretty, care to show?

She pulls her pants down and I have a 14 y old girl in thong in front of me. Suddenly I realise, we are out in the open and that this can bite me in the ass later (almost did aswell)

So I just hang out with her, gave her a peck on the cheek and stopped teaching her class

0. Though some teachers have got their ass fired for doing reallly dumb shit

pic related

Do u have fantasies of fucking students or killing them?

this is now a dubs thread

What do you teach

Heh, well I know it sounds surreal but that's why the school believed me when she started saying what we did.

Sometimes I want to kill those autists man. They are so.. Obnoxious. Soms can be quite funny but most have insane privileges. They can't be called out on their behaviour etc.

As for the fucking. Sometimes the older ones give me a hard time

Physics and biology

Your dick will be the hardest the first years, it gets easier for you with time

No further questions? Class is about to end

Why would someone become a high school teacher?

Moving into my 2nd year. I feel like it wasn't that bad because I have good management skills from a previous job. If you're good at managing people, then the hard part comes from content. Hopefully you have a supportive department so you can steal lesson ideas and worksheets. The thing I'm going to try and work on is managing my paper load and refining content for EL students.

I want to teach history in high school, would you recommend it as a career choice?

Do you enjoy it? Also, do girls flirt with you?

I sure as hell enjoy it and I have my own homeroom class, some of those girls practice flirting with me.

Most overpopulated subject in terms of teachers, even more than English. Try to attach a math or science credential to that and you should be okay.

But I'm terrible at math and science, and I would really only want to teach History. Would I be able to find work?

Don't bet on it. History is really full of teachers plus kids don't like it most of the time.

So fellow Sup Forums other teacher here.
I know this kid is going to faill next year if she doesn't get proper training on how to plan ahead.

Problem is, she is always freaking flirty as fuck and I'm just "scared" of being in a room with her. As in, I don't think I want to have a huge backlash.

So should she do it on her own strenght, take the bet with helping or just watch her fail?

Collaborate with multiple students at once, or perhaps with another teacher. That easily negates your issue by adding more witnesses, as well as causing her to likely be less flirty and thereby neutralizing her approach.

Sound good?

Brainlet identified

How much have you wanted to bang a student

kek

I'm an elementary school teacher, recent graduate in Canada.
Do you guys hate us? (as a teacher not a nation)

Smart, stupid I did not think about it.

I would if I could. But I have morals.

have any of your faggot students referenced Sup Forums irl and you had to pretend like you didnt go there?

Yes and no, I just say I went on there too see what all the fuss was all about.

Whats the one student you felt sorriest for?

So I'm a homeroom teacher. They are my first homeroom class so I feel with them. Now one of those kids, is just a little bit odd. I think he's autistic or something but that's not point.

He started getting really bad grades. When he was younger, preschool made him skip a class since he was so smart. Now suddenly he gets like D's. I have some conversations with him about his grades and he tells me he is scared of his mother.

So I call the homefront and ask if they know what grades their son has been getting. They are like: yes we know. We have 2 other children who are in more need right now.

1/?

Morals shmorals. Go bang yourself a hot teen

Turns out the family has 3 kids and the oldest one is skipping school even though it's his final year and finals are coming up. The youngest brother has mussel paralysis so parents are mainly busy with the other two children.

They ask if I can please take care of their child for a month or so, stupidly I say yes. Fast forward 2 weeks, this kid starts calling me on my cell during dinner time, stating he's sad. He just got back another bad grade and the parents were dissapointed in him. I'm like, yes that's sad but please lets discuss this tomorrow. School's out for the moment.

We discuss, he seems a bit more cheery since we make a plan on how to get his shit back together.

2/?

Do girls ever tend to flirt with you or try to use their sex appeal to get their way with you?

He calls again on a friday evening around 21:00 while I'm at the bar already. He's sad once more. I explain it really has to wait till monday since I'm at the pub. Lo comes his mom on the phone. Telling me I suck that I'm not there for their child etc. I simply hang up on that bitch.

That monday I report the family to child services explaining the situation. Parents stating in a mail that they "ignore their child, trusting the school that they will take care of him". Child services takes the call pretty seriously and I dont hear much about it for a while. Suddenly I get a call from my chief, asking what the fuck do you think you were doing?

>oh shit, here it comes.

3/?

>almost anything
Fuck you nigger I will ask anything I fucking want.

Now I feel like I put too much pressure on myself so......how's it goin?

Try to explain the situation about what happend, the state of the family they are in, show my chief the emails etc. She calms the fuck down. Suddenly I get praise
>Wtf is happening

She tells that child services actually got the kid out of the home since there was enough evidence of neglecting the child. He got send to bed with no food if he failed another test etc. Thus he got to live with his grandparents for a while.

Little did I know I got a furious hate mail of neglecting mom in my mailbox. Full of hate about betraying her trust, and this is my idea of taking care of the child. Little baffled at the mail but I try to understand her reaction. I mean your kid was taken away from you [for a while]

>Near the end of story
4/?

In the end the family got help with the youngest child, thus freeing up time for the oldest and my homeroom kid. The family was reunited like 1 month ago but it was a little too late for "my kid".

He did not pass this year and he accepted that he had to go to a different school. He was allowed to redo the year seeing as it was a rather extraordinary year but his parents chose otherwise.

TBH, the kid was pretty shaken up since I dont think his semi-autism could deal with all the sudden changes etc.

So that's the story of the kid I felt most sorry for, now onto the other questions.

I understand the mother being upset but knowingly ignoring your kid is not fuckin good.

Some girls try yeah, I'm young, not too bad looking. It's just that you have to remember they could turn on you any second... Plus society does not like people who touch children.

I'm fine thank you! Now that summervaction started I'm bored already.

What's your long term career goal?

How secure is your position as a teacher at that school

Cv?

as someone who was severely bullied in school, It was always painful when teachers ignored the problem. How do you deal with bullies in your class?

Also, whats the meanest things that other teachers have said about their kids that youve heard?

Do you ever watch porn at the job

Well in the end I want to do more then just teaching high school kids. I want to teach at adult education but seeing as I'm 25 I just can't take myself serious enough as a teacher yet.

Just feels weird to teach 18 around 30 year olds in my country.

Pretty secure, there are those yearly tests for teachers made by pupils about who is the best teacher / what they do in class to make you learn etc.

The test has been made 3 times on my school. All 3 times I was in the top 10

Based on different needs of the child who is being bullied. Nobody deserves to be bullied but some kids do really.. well ask for it. They exclude themself of the others, are not good in social interactions. So the bullied will get some self help program we have on our school or are partners with out school.

The bully's get called out in my class for all to hear. Most bullies also have problems though, they get some social training education.

Bullies are not really a problem at our school, cell phone usage however..

What's the craziest thing that has happened at your school that involved u or your kids?

Have u ever had a smartass kid in ur class? what do u think of them

Well one of the kids was being an ass to others. Stealing/hiding their pens etc. Just really childish behaviour for a 15 year old. I asked if he was beaten up once.
>No why?
>Ever heard of asking for it?
>Lol I get away with everything.

3 hours later I heard from a college that a kid got beaten up in class while he was on the toilet himself. Turns out it was annoying shitty kid. However when the principal asked who did it, the class simply said.

>No he wasn't hit. He must have fallen or something.
I call it class justice and most of the teachers laughed that mcshitface got punched in the face.