Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

FIRST

-Sweet Roll

New thread~

Rolling.

If get everyone strips.

Ooh, nice! Got a question for me?

Rolling with rabbits' feet for good luck!

Feels great to be able to post pics.

Hmm...not particularly. First person who asks for it can have it.

*I swear to God, i'll be first too sooner or later.*
>*One day Reimu.*
>*One day.*

...

Good luck

-Azazel

Good luck to you!

where's remi
i got a bunch of boxes

-meowbot

Hey everyone. How's it going?

~MikanBox

You need to concentrate, constantly check if the new thread is up, then quickly type in

You need to really want in if you want first, mate

-Sweet Roll

You're the lucky one. Check'd

Regiment of Spacefires, ready for moon invasion via superior machinery!

Tell me will going to the gym eventually help me be a better person, healthier and smarter?

Hey there box~ It goes good, how are you?

Why don't I have to select the corresponding images when I post now? This started two days ago. Did I become a MOD without knowing?

*I just realized that to be first i'll have to be the one making the thread.*

*Unfortunately my dreams will never be accomplished, what about you though? I've never seen you here.*

Where are your socks?? I need my fix!

Roll I guess I'm the user from the other thread I asked for tea

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Substituting.

I'll never understand, but here.

Acceptable. Please proceed. :)

I'm pretty good. I slept all day so now I'm finally awake.

>I just saw the time.
>1:05 am
>How the hell did I sleep this long?

You seeing this, Knight?

Just a wandering soul through the pits of loneliness and despair.

-Azazel

*Goodness gracious, hi Box! Everything good except the fact that i can't manage to be the first in those threads. How was your day?*

*Next time i'll try posting from a pc and without using a picture then, it should make things faster.*

I hope this pleases you, user~

Oh... oh my. Th-thank you, my love. They're beautiful, as always.

nobody noticed my trips

-meowbot

Yes, that is wonderful, thank you! Would love to see more!

CHECKED!

Take it easy, Nep

-Sweet Roll

I notice your trips meowbot

Sorry i'm late guys

~ Saori

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>be me 19 yo male
>Not kissless or virgin but never GF
>Be inna eternal depression
>Meet really cute girl
>She like everything I like
>Can really be my sarcastic asshole self around her
>Been texting for 2 weeks straight
>Hanged out like 4 times
>Late night hour long calls and and the shit
>She says she has bf
>Bf and her going to couple therapy?
>Question why she be talking to me every night and not her bf

They been dating for 6 months. How do I steal the girl?

Be gentle, user.
Hey, banned guy! Hiya!

I-i don't have many..

*Then you won't have any problems joining us, having a good time here sounds better of what you're experiencing right now.*

Of course. There's no reason to hurt anyone or make anyone uncomfortable.

Rolling for my free tarot.

Whoops sorry, meant to click the feels tab

But the ones you do have are amazing!

You really like this girl don't you ?

You have no idea
Roll

-Azazel

I love sleeping all day personally so I don't see the problem.

ok fortune teller...

You can't.

She talks to you because she finds you to be a friendly person and it's not in any way an indication of romantic feelings to talk to someone often.

I do like her. I don't know what love is. She is the only girl I can be completely genuine with

There is no problem, it's better than the world we live in

-Azazel

IT'S A G-G-G-G-GHOST!!!

In other words, hi Saori

-Sweet Roll

Hikari's socks are a little boring.

What Rei said, they call that the friend zone. And it's impossible to escape as long as you seem content staying there. But until you're *very* close, you also can't express discontent or she'll just cut you off.

is this alice3?

You're right
I got my first sip of actual compassion and I can't get enough

I should probably appeal that

2spooky4u

~ Saori

Noticed. I'm sorry Meowbot, I just woke up.

Hey Aster. I slept all day and JUST woke up. It's 1:10 am where I am.

Hey there Nep. How's it going?

Hey Reisen. How's it going?

I'm just not used to sleeping for that long. I went to bed at 8 yesterday morning, and woke up 14 minutes ago.

No, I love them! Sometimes plain white socks are the best of all :)

No Alice1

I agree with you lady reimu friend ship can be a strong bond

it's fine

-meowbot

*What did you get banned for anyways?'
Anyway hi.*

*Maybe there is someone friendly enough that would like to share his/her gets with you, i didn't get any unfortunately.*

*bop*
Welcome to the depression club.
Ok user, so, you see, i never give these kind of advices (love and such) but do yourself a favour and back. away. You might even end up hurt.

Agh! Cuteness overload!

Splendid. I may make you my head maid.

Here's some more~

Hiya Box~

I fucking hate myself. When I was younger and lived with my mother and stepfather with my 4 little siblings, all of which were children of my stepfather, I was so fucking cruel to my oldest little brother, verbally and physically abusing him while treating my other siblings with so much love, I loved him too. But with both of my parent figures being drug addicted pieces of shit who fought (verbally) and got drunk and high to the point of being basically dead every fucking night and me being the 15 year old oldest child having to take care of all my siblings I guess I abused him to vent, at the time I didn't know that's what I was doing. One night my stepfather attempted to beat my mother to death in front of me while all my siblings were asleep, I called the cops and my mother barely survived, but I was permanently damaged with the sight of my mother bleeding from her face and neck profusely, I went to live with my dad after this, and my siblings went to live with their father, 2 years of being homeless with my methhead dad pass and he gets locked up, I was with one of his friends at the time so I stayed there until they kicked me out because they suspected me of doing drugs in their home, which I never did, drugs and alcohol fucking ruined my life I'm fucking terrified of the shit. Every day after being separated from my siblings I fucking hated myself because i finally realized how I treated my brother, I feared that he would remember me as nothing but an abusive brother, after being kicked out I moved in with my mother's parents, my grandma and my abusive piece of shit grandfather. My grandmother shows me pictures on Facebook of my siblings and how they're doing, apparently failing school and homeless with their piece of shit father, I have to put on a face pretending I'm not dying inside just from pictures of them, turns out all 4 of my siblings were diagnosed with PTSD as well as me, my brother remembers me as abusive.

i wanna try my luck
roll!! :3

*That's basically the story of how i lost the first thread tonight, i wonder why you slept so much though, you did something very exhausting the previous day or something like that?*

>calls a truck with a shitload of boxes filled with puddings

-meowbot

Roll for Dubs, Reimu, I need a reading

Oh. She is interesting. A blend of good and evil! With beautiful socks!

>tarot reading

That's not a funny joke.

roll :3

So close yet so far

-Azazel

All you can do is tell her to pass along how sorry you are and try to move on. It's shit but.. Because of that, there isn't much to work with.

*But you can't do something like that! Thing about Sakuya, she has a lot of knives to sustain, you can't just cut her funds like that!*

Hiya Moon Rabbit, it's been a while

~ Saori

Hey Remi. How are ya?

I haven't been getting enough sleep lately. I think my body just gave in and wanted to rest.

Holy crap! Indeed. That was a close one.

rollerinoo ;3
x3

fortunate please!

Sorry you've had such a rough life, Anonymous. It's terrible when we realize how badly we've hurt someone, but you were 15 and dealing with things no 15 year old is equipped to. That's not saying it was right, it's saying that you weren't capable of making the right choice. So don't hold it against yourself forever, just strive to be a better person now that you're more self-aware.

Here's my get.

Check em

Here's my question:

Politicians are usually colossal faggots.
Why do I exist in a universe where we hand over power to humongous faggots?
Why don't we just tell then to fuck off and then go back to living in harmony?

Give my get to him.

Cause it's me.

Hai!

because if those pieces of crap didnt exist the world could be filled with anything worse.
we never lived in harmony the only thing that you can do is live your live without thinking of them
and roll x4

Let the sound of the wind chimes take hold of you listen to them see them move side to side as we sit inside of lady reimu shrine and relax let your troubles be gone just for one night and relax sit hear the sound of the wind chimes and let meowbot get you a cup of tea here all conflict is forbidden and should be left out side the shrine and
Let lady reimu help you with any problem you have

So, do you guys all just pick a character as an avatar and save tons of pics of them? Are you still "you" or are you the character you're posting?

Being serious, not snarky.

If get, I am got.

Give to him.

(It's me)

Because even in the best situation there will always be those people and we can't do anything about, just like life, all we can do is keep trying until we die one way or another

-Azazel

Oh hey, are you chek emming?

I'm good, comfy in bed, just scared the living **** out of myself because of a perfugme that fell off from my bed.
You were young, you were foolish, you had a harsh childhood, honestly, it's not your fault, but keep in mind that you're someone different now and that you've changed the way you are, you've grown as a person. It wasn't entirely your fault, you didn't knew what you were doing, but you recognize you were wrong nonetheless, just proving that you aren't really that bad afterall.

There's not much of a functional difference between Reimu and me so I just kinda wing it.

A literal truckload of pudding!?
What are your sources? Dare I ask?

Araara, my dearest apologies, Sakuya~
It wasn't a funny joke at all! That's all it was, a joke!
You know I love you.

Truetrue.

Pretty good!
Do you like pudding?

I'm still ''me'', but I do type things related to the character, it's all for fun and games.