What is the greatest soccer goal of all time?

what is the greatest soccer goal of all time?

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lol who fucking cares gay sport for women and children

Maradona vs England

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Xabi Alonso's against Milan in 2005

lol who fucking cares gay sport for women and children

damn

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probably this

Gerrard's goal vs West Ham was pretty great

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To actually win a game and not tie

Also Bale's goal vs West Ham

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Yes it is. Best goal I've seen. Remember against Olympiakos? OOOHHHH YA BEAUTEH WHAT A HIT SON

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god damn, he used to be so good

Lol women

Yeboah for Leeds v Wimbledon

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Some say that Bartra is still trying to catch Bale

>Some say that Bartra is still trying to catch Bale
t. reddit

This show is overrated

The bests of any subject are known even by people who don't invest a great deal of energy into following that subject.
As someone who never watches soccer it has to be one of those Pele backwards flip goals since even I'm aware of them.

Maradona vs 1986 England

because it was their first meeting after the Falkslands War and he made an entire country so butthurt for 30 years now

The "backwards flip" goals are cool, but they happen frequently enough that they're not considered the best unless it's from an insane distance or something

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I don't understand this, I would assume that reddit loves Barcelona because they are socialists and they can project their manlet fantasies onto Messi

You don't see anything wrong with bringing out the "some say that x is still trying to y" maymay again?

Got an original thought in that head of yours, Chad?

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definitely sanchez penalty against argentina, or silva penalty against argentina, no question about it

reddit loves messi because libertarians hate taxes

I really like Zidane x Leverkusen

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I also love MArta against the USA
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>those two midfielders sprinting at a guy in the center circle for no fucking reason

this is "best goal ever" not "worst defending ever"

agueroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in terms of impact. If you're asking what goal looks the prettiest, probably messi vs getafe

>sprinting at a guy for no reason
are you retarded?

Ohh im sorry, did you say greatest soccer goal of all time?

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this is my favorite.

also that gerrard half volley where it's bouncing and he kinda bumps it off his cock and hammers it from 30 yards in the right channel slightly with the outside of his laces and it fades into the top left corner. but i haven't seen the goal in like five years, so i can't remember it well.

also, there was a goal from demba ba i want to say? someone on newcastle surely. maybe in 2014? where i swear he struck it with the outisde of his foot and it banana'd 90 degrees and found the side netting.

entirely too lazy to look them up, but those are the ones that are stuck in my head.

oh and that edgar davids goal on the run from like 40 yards. i've only seen grainy shite footage of it but it was a fucking lazer traveling at an impossibly taut trajectory from that distance.

>bearcum
>van basten '88 winner
>van bronckhorst in 2010 vs uruguay

also, there was a goal from demba ba i want to say? someone on newcastle surely. maybe in 2014? where i swear he struck it with the outisde of his foot and it banana'd 90 degrees and found the side netting.

Cisse

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>also that gerrard half volley where it's bouncing and he kinda bumps it off his cock and hammers it from 30 yards in the right channel slightly with the outside of his laces and it fades into the top left corner. but i haven't seen the goal in like five years, so i can't remember it well.

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How is it any better or worse than tsuuuu/for you/cuck?

t. Cletus

>oh and that edgar davids goal on the run from like 40 yards. i've only seen grainy shite footage of it but it was a fucking lazer traveling at an impossibly taut trajectory from that distance.

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what did he mean

i always have liked this one by eto'o

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and as for team goals, this one must be up there.

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there's something about the way he twists his body and side-foots it... pure class and imagination

because a guy with the ball in the center circle is a threat on goal?

they should be cutting off passing lanes and marking the men behind them

not that impressed senpai. even a middling player can hit a rocket off the volley like that

I don't know why, but this one is always incredibly satisfying for me to watch

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this one is way more impressive off the volley:

in a similar vein:
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you might say he had ages to line it up and that he got lucky, but I don't fucking care. just look at that thing fly

Any goal scored by Zlatan ever

Maicon's goal at world cup

Gio Dos Santos's goal, theone that made Tim Howard cry

DeRo had a similar one against LA when he still played in SJ

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>bearcum
this

he scored quite a few good goals though
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woof

anyone remember that riise belter from a similar distance?

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He's right you know.

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t. Cletus

I do appreciate individual talent combined with great teamwork, watch these kind of goals feels comfy

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Here, every brazilian player, even the goalkeeper touch the ball while the adversary couldn't do nothing

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Here, GOAT goal from the GOAT team

This is 90% inept goalkeeping than a great goal, he didn't even mean it to be a shot on goal.

Caniggia vs Brazil
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Riquelme vs Brazil
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>right into the top left corner

dunno if it being against england makes it better or worse

Kek. 2002 was the best chance that England had to win a WC, since the 60's. They will wait 40 years for another generation like that

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i miss riquelme.

Michael Owen got payback vs Argentina with a sweet goal of his own in 1998 to put England up 2-1 in the knockout stage
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Really depends if you consider context important

Because if so Mardona's goal against England is certainly up there

Beckham's last minute goal for England that rocked the British Isles
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You know how I know you're gay? You posted the same thing twice.

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what did she mean by this

nice GK you have there, England

But >we won that match so it didn't worth shit

How can one country be so lame at football?
And then they claim to have created the sport
You better create one decent keeper first

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This one is better outside of the 2002 one being a CL final

This, tbqh

>Adriano vs. Argentina (CA 2004)

Oh boy, I still remember Olé's cover on the morning after

Hate us all you want, but Chilel will always be an irrelevant nation of brown manlets

>English """""""""""defending""""""""""""

Yeboah for Leeds against Wimbledon. Insane goal. He scored an amazing one v Liverpool too.

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:^)

no one knows, they all fell asleep before it happened

Some recent ones

Ramsey vs Gala
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Florenzi vs Barca
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Pogba vs Udinese
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as a child I was in the North of Portugal doing vcations with my parents and my dad saw that Porto was coming to town and he bought tickets.

found the goal in youtube, it's the fifth one by Kostadinov, amazing goal, I remember the stadium roar. that pass, that kick without leting the ball touch the shitty field...

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How can I pick one?

This shit is so accidental sometimes that a better question would be
What is the greatest gk defence of all time?

>What is the greatest gk defence of all time?

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Messi vs Boateng/Neuer
he had already scored on Neuers inside post like 3 minutes earlier and I was shitposting on Sup Forums furiously, then that goal happens and Sup Forums implodes. The reactions alone made that the best goal for me. The meme's that followed with medical reports of Boateng, his broken hip, the gifs of him falling into a hole. It was priceless. Some user even submitted his name for hip replacement surgery waiting list

I wonder how big is his dick.