What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your butt?
What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your butt?
Isaac Cook
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Joseph Cooper
My boyfriends dick.
Colton Young
Cucumber.
My 9inch dildo isnt exactly small either
Kayden Moore
A large black dildo. Not the biggest, but it was relative to my age (I was 11). 2.25in. diameter. Didn't have lube either so it hurt like a bitch. But beggers can't be choosers.
Easton Nelson
5fingers but couldn't get all the fist in
Jonathan Brown
I'm voting Hillary.
My head.
Levi Taylor
This
Colton Thomas
Extra Large Shampoo bottle. I came insanely hard, almost passed out. But, I also bled, so that scared me for a while.
Adrian Hughes
dildo can't remember the exact dimensions
it was fairly large like 2.5in diameter 8 inches long
Tyler Moore
I'm voting Donald
His head
Caleb Cox
I've taken quite a liking to using the tube of my fleshlight.
It makes me cum hands free every time
Ryan Thompson
a police nightstick (you can buy them at knife/sword websites
it was pretty funny watching my loser friends holding it and talking about which edges would probably be most efficient to stick up a person's ass like a bunch of edgelords
Blake Wright
That joke falls flat. At least the other anons was somewhat of a pun. Try something original next time.
Jonathan Carter
If faggots were dildos, then it would be OP
Blake James
>That joke falls flat.
Unlike the Donald's hair
>which has its own private ozone hole
Connor Bailey
PR-24s are illegal user. Also, tonfas count as them.
Isaiah Stewart
Now that's a bit better. Gj user.
Nicholas Sullivan
they weren't when I bought them, and I happen to have tonfas as well.
Lucas Smith
My fist. Feels so good.
Parker James
The right to shitty hair is one of the things that make America great. And kicking out the illegals and blocking Muslim immigration from terrorist nations will help you continue to have your right to shitty hair for longer by making your head stay connected to your neck.
Nathan Wright
My 8" dildo, honestly it's too big, feels good but I want a smaller one that's easier to handle, they're bloody expensive though
Jackson Murphy
18" double ended dong with a 5" circumference. Got it for like 6" in.
Hudson Robinson
my uncles 8in cock
Nathaniel Ross
I bought some tonfas as a kid (12 years old) at the mall (yeah yeah I know). Cops arrested me for carrying police only batons. Went to court. Told my legal representative they weren't "pr-24s" and were actually quite different and not illegal (for one they were wood). I argued my case to the judge (I didn't yell, curse, or interrupt him, ever. I'm not retarded). I got a minor fine and mandatory anger management classes. The classes did not exist. They hadn't for over a year (they didn't get enough for my age group) so I couldn't do them. For not complying with the judges orders I got two weeks hard labor, 4 weeks in jail, and a year of probation. Man I love the USA.
Bentley Ortiz
a fleshlight
William Diaz
amazon.com
Despite its size, it feels better (as in hurts less) than 90% of the smaller dildos I own. Use KY jelly or equivalent.
Henry Turner
Yeah we have some retarded laws but so do other countries.
Luke Russell
Can't tell if everyone is just trolling or if this is the most fagotty thread ever
Austin Morris
>Length
A 12" (30 cm) dildo down to the base
>Girth
2 average sized cucumbers sharing a condom
or
5 fingers, not fist
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Jack Cooper
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Camden Gonzalez
That garden gnome
>where gnome man has gone before
Adam Sanders
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James Anderson
Why does one need this many?
Camden Nguyen
My ex fucked me with an 8" strapon.
Jayden Reed
different tools for different jobs