Kobe expecting birth of 3rd daughter

Is it time for him to go Henry VIII?

Will Kobe commit suicide if his 4th kid isn't a boy

>Kobrick starts the game 0-3 From the field

You know the folk knowledge that a man who sleeps around on/ mistreats women is cursed to have female children. Good thing I don't believe in that shit. Wonder if Kobe is starting to :')

Kobe already has sons in the NBA though...

I was just thinking the other day how MJ's relationship with his sons would be.

Is he embarrassed by them? Does he even talk to them? Was he threatened by them growing up and made them shit on purpose?

I dunno, are his sons doing anything useful say in business or some shit?

Yeah I'm sure Kobe is just devastated at how awful his life is

What do all his sons have to say about this?

Their dad's a billionaire and they have the Jordan name, gonna be hard to fail at that I think. LeBron's kids look like they might be really good players though.

>post yfw the colorado chick could have given birth to the chosen mulatto sperm that was going to become a 7 time MVP and 10 rings

Yeah true, it just seems like a lot of top players sons/daughters end up being trash at life. I guess MJ would not be embarrassed if they actually did something useful with the money.

Will Dirk getting BLACKED by his wife produce the GOAT basketballer?

Do you think "it" ever picked up a basketball?

Magic probably dunked his balls into it's ass.

>gets aids
>has this as offspring

magic has had it rough tbqh

>Mamba

Surely his head is photoshopped holy shit

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>aids
>mentally ill son
>buss didn't love him or leave anything for him in his will

how has magic not blown his brains out

He pretty much spends all his free time hanging around with Kobe and the Lakers. They're like his family too.

Also, he has another son who isn't a freak.

Also his daughter is fine as fuck

Yes, especially since her brothers are both professional footballers.

GOAT genes.

underrated

If you are an elite athlete, it better not to have a son who almost certainly won't be able to follow in your footsteps?

He had a starring roll in Ghostbusters

he's COLONIZING her m80

What where you slip those hands, Stevie.

Kobe trying to get a son is worse than his game shooting percentage

It's probably better off that he has girls anyway. It's very rare that kids of athletes play at or surpass their father's level anyway. The only ones I can think of is Curry and Prince Fielder who are active right now. Common consensus is that the kid usually a bit player or riding the bench.

He can only have girls?

kek

>implying that it's his waifu's fault
Men are the responsible party in determining a baby's sex.

Meh, if he did have a son, they prolly would have been a dive grass player.

if he really wants a son, I know a kid

I mean if he really wanted a boy he can always go the fertility treatment route

I do know that he is embarrassed by his lesbian daughter

No she isn't