Post the cringiest thing you did as a kid

Post the cringiest thing you did as a kid.

once came out of my moms vag

wore pepe the frog tshirts and hoodies everyday

When I was 15 hooking up with some girl I checked her for breast cancer

Masturbated in a public library as well as in the passenger seat next to my mom

On a school trip, after we had our dinner, an old teacher's assistant got pissed and said no one moves from the table even to go to toilet.

I obeyed and shat myself in front of everyone.

Respect

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Dude I've masturbated in class I think the teacher noticed and she kept making gestures

Smooth

Got caught masturbating by my friends mom while sleeping over at his house.

I was 8 having a pool party with a bunch of friends
>>have to shit but don't want to get out and wait to dry
>> proceed to shit a massive turd into my hand
>> throw if outside the pool and continue swimming

What the fuck is wrong with uu degenerate

got one of my first boners in class. i angrily whispered to it to go down. teacher heard. also everyone within a 3 person radius. i got a surprisingly low amount of shit for it, but it still startles me when it randomly pops up (heh) in my head.

That's fresh af. I respect that

I peeped on my stepsister, and she unexpectedly slammed the door in my face when she thought she heard something. She was leaving to live with her mother that day, so I thought whu not. Bad decision.

What happened

When i was in elementary school the girl that sat next to me was very thick so i pretended to act like i saw something behind her and elbowed her ass for like 30 seconds she didn't even stop me it was weird

i like this

We acted like it never happened. She didnt want her dad to find her dildo she was using.

When I was 9 some guy said I had a small dick so I stood up on my desk and pulled my pants down

Well do you?

sucked my friends mom's dildo

I was 9

>be me at friend's birthday
>birthday is at a restaurant next to a fishing lake
>arrive at the place, approach class mates at the lake
>"hey user, throw this chair into the water, it's fine we can recover it"
>for some reason i actually do
>mfw every kid starts laughing and adults stare at me
i've been avoiding that place ever since

so it was a fine decision then

I'm a big kid now lol

so 10?