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hows /gf2017/ coming along edition

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watching some RSDTyler

white """people""""

eating some soup lads

Nothings changed, still a homebody.

the former thread was a bit gay i must say

what's wrong with her padraig?

>So Mr. user, we looked you up on facebook, twitter, instagram, and went through the usual round but can't find you anywhere. Would you like to comment on why that is?

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it's lentil and smoked bacon soup

that im jin-ah tho

It sure was. Hopefully it doesn't happen to this one.

well you clearly didn't look very hard

fuckwits

yeah, you should have gone to specsavers because my FB account is right

*points at screen*

there

dipped some bread in it

didn't do a very good did you, daft cunt

not working for a group of spackers such as yourselves

Literally me
Think my facebook photo is still me in my poncy little suit at my Y6 formal in 2009

...

good lad

the crusty white kind

>year 6
>formal

>year 6
>2009

yeah also VERY confused by this

also had some cheese

hunt the runt
make it bleed

That would make him 19 this year lad

font

You didn't pass Y6 maths did you?

just some standard cheddar

me_irl

fonfmpt

(fuck off non fucking machine posting twat)

>So Mr. Goldberg, we looked you up on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /brit/ and went through the usual round but can't find fucking machines anywhere. Would you like to comment on why that is?

>hunt the runt
>make it bleed

finished the bread and cheese now though

Try not to tear up, okay lads ?

youtube.com/watch?v=0HDM3eYp4KQ

me on the right

living vicariously through PUA infield videos

i didn't tell him to leave it's just a saddening fact

and the year 6 formal thing is genuine confusion

also finished the soup

Fanta goes surprisingly well with prawn cocktail crisps

state of this pathetic runt

might have a satsuma now

Fanta is for nazis, I bet you you drink it while posting nazi frogs on the web you fascist fuck

runtfodders tend to mix well

Thought Y6 formals were normal desu, is this not the case?
Wish my school hadn't done it though, it was terrible

any MGTOW incel man in

A wank: yay or nay?

who are ya?

very nutritious

Still cringe at when I discovered all that PUA stuff years ago and spent about a fortnight thinking it was all pretty decent legit stuff

i don't know, i've never heard of one
t. qld

odds you do it, evens you don't, dubs you do it in front of the window

any semen retention man in

>there are people who unironically buy into this shite
howling

> the MGTOW community believe that legal and romantic entanglements with women fail a cost–benefit analysis and risk–benefit analysis

>Despite the tories best efforts, it's still possible to get a gram of heroin hand delivered to you in under 24 hours by her majesty's Royal Mail
creasing

Most are just betas who've convinced themselves they're alphas despite it being abundantly clear they're not
Not a big problem in the grand scheme

Ah now you gave me hard feels. Back in 2011 when I was deeply in love with this girl, she with me, and we both had little to no money but we don't needed it, just each other. The house looks a lil bit like hers.

vile roasties trying to steal my masculine energies once again

thoughts on the band elastica lads?

What books are you lot reading?

what are you eating for lunch ?

Das Kapital la
Getting ready for the Labour surge and subsequent revolution

Lad what is this do called tinder business and how does one get some fug on it as they say?

Thanks in advance x

>Not a big problem in the grand scheme
never said it was

just enjoy laughing at the runts 2bh

Should I tidy my room up a bit

Anybody see this shite about black gentlemen kidnapping a racist in America? Don't believe it for a second, probably trumps fault

ate it about half an hour ago and already completely forgotten what it was

does anyone else have trouble remembering their meals or am I just an idiot

actually oh yeah it was a salmon fish cake

ride the tiger

who are you quoting

Why Nations Fail
We Need to Talk about alan (audiobook)

>LaboUr

FOP

right here

keeping the ol' semen to myself

hmmm
Don't believe I was talking to you, runt

throw shit at the wall until some eventually sticks

your mum

Tuna salad alone at my office desk

my mum has never said that

>white guy votes trump despite living in a black neighbourhood
>african american neighbour makes a citizens arrest, filming it to protect himself in case the white guy tried to claim he was kidnapped or something

the whole thing's been blown out of proportion

well, here's how I did it

>send witty line about profile
>engage in a bit of chit chat on tinder
>get her number
>engage in a bit of chit chat over text
>organise a date
>have dinner and chitchat, have a walkabout, go into a pub
>ask to see her room (I made it clear that we weren't going to have sex and that she was daft to think of that)
>watch a film
>start making out
>have a shag

Came just to post my
>how is /gf2017/ going lads?
gimmick
Not only have I been copied
he put it in the fucking OP

Thoughts?

it's 2017 m8, nobody does that anymore

mummy still makes my sandwiches

neurotribes

>therapist: you'll just have to learn to accept your flaws
>family: you'll just have to accept doing a job you hate
>logical brain: you'll just have to accept an ugly gf

ah yes, so much to live for

getting sick of you and your shit mate

it's called an easy and enjoyable life lad

official /brit/ mascot

I'm not big into books

>that moment when your parents stop telling you "Dream big, you can be WHATEVER you want" and start with "Well, look mate, you're just going to have to take the shelf stacking job at Woolworths"
Soul crushing that was

Do you call them English Muffins or just Muffins?

>ask to see her room (I made it clear that we weren't going to have sex and that she was daft to think of that)

it's worse when everyone is saying you're amazing, gorgeous and shouldn't do a job you hate

might do a complete and utter dropout of my msc like

change what you can for the better and ignore or accept that which you cannot

good luck la

wouldn't have a problem if you set realistic goals 2bh

what did you group up wanting to be? a fucking astronaut?

toughen up kid, the gimmick world takes no prisoners

the gf just sent me this

Why are there about 17 million Pret locations in London, but they only open like 1 or 2 (if any) shops in other cities?

I really don't understand their business model. Logically, they would get more customers if they catered to the people who have no access to a Pret rather than providing Londoners with a Pret that's 1 minute closer to them than the previous one.

same except for my MEng