You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
God I hate summer
>implying your not a summerfag
kys retard
Literally OP
>internet tough guy
So scared, nerd.
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lol fucking losers, get lost before i send you flying #majorkeyalert
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nice pic OP.
come fight me 1v1 ballarat train station
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user, I will start a fucking new REKT THREAD WITH YOUR PUSSY AS THE STARTING IMAGE! COME AT ME YOU VILLAIN!
Il fuck you up with my razer blades mothernfucker
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Please do it I hate life
Ok, watch the stairs fatto...
*unsheathes katana* Get lost you pathetic loser before I hurt you. I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF. I AM NOT A SMALL GUY. I GO TO THE GYM EVERY SINGLE DAY FRIEND! I AM SO STRONG THAT I LIFT WEIGHTS WITH MY PINKY AND FUCK BITCHES WITH MY TONGUE! But I wouldn't expect some loser on Sup Forums to understand.
Best girl
bustneck?
>lol ok
Perfect reaction.
Please.. im a virgin
you want me to take your virginity?
>mwf i see you in real life
>mwf when you realise i lift
>mwf when i snap your arms like twigs
>mwf when you sue me :(
Fag
>yfw I dodge every attack
>yfw your fat ass runs to my afterimage
>yfw I'm laughing at your retarded ass
>yfw I take you out in one hit