Im drunk at 11:30. Sup Forums am I an alcoholic?

Im drunk at 11:30. Sup Forums am I an alcoholic?

Nope, you're just a faggot.

No, just a collosal faggot.

But Reddit is better

I'm high at 11:30. Am I a stoner?

I'm awake at 1:30 am, am I an insomniac?

I've got to go to work in a few minutes. Am I an upstanding citizen?

Not if you're snorting cocaine too.

I like this guy

>posting on Sup Forums
>Am I an upstanding citizen?

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You spelt assertive drinker wrong.

I'm hungry at 830, am I a snickers bar?

I'm black at 11:39 on a Monday.
Did I or did I not do nuffin?

I woke up, am i dead?

Just woke up?

im playing everquest at 11:30. Sup Forums am i an addict?

Yes

Its 848 and I'm jerking off to pictures of my own ass, am I gay?

No you're a faggot

Just confused

marc