Character pays for something

>character pays for something
>exact change

Dumb frogposter.

>character buys bubblegum
>pays with 20 dollar bill
>'keep the change'

Dumb frogposters

>Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

>character pays for something
>female cashier
>face dosn't turn red
>doesn't start sweating
>doesn't stutter and stumble over words

>character swipes card to make payment transaction.
>the black magnet part is facing the wrong way.
>it goes through anyway.

Fuck this world

>character pays for something
>uses Apple® Pay™
>exclaims "wow, it just works!"

>character uses bit coin
>>Sorry we don't accept bitcoin

>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>character is supposedly financially smart
>doesn't use bitcoins

>character finishes having sex
>goes to the bathroom and takes a piss

>financially smart
>memecoin

Ok

that's the correct way to do it.

>character has sex
>doesn't cum prematurely and starts crying

>characters bill comes out to exactly $6
>character hands the minimum wage idiot a $10 and a $1
>minimum wage idiot gives the character back the $1 and then 4 other $1's
>character is mad about this for days

>Character complains about being poor
>Lives in a NY apartment, uses an iphone

that's the correct way to fuck up your prostate. Please tell me you don't pee right after cumming?

...

>character is paying for stuff
>it's not all booze

>character posts in a thread shitting on a movie or character or person
>posts something not nearly as negative as someone else
>"hi *insert director/actor/person*! I didn't know you post on Sup Forums!"

reee

>Characters needing a drink every time it gets a little difficult
>Characters drinking all the time
>Characters drinking and driving

> road trip
> characters ruin car
> cut to riding with pigs in back of farmers truck

>character is a hacker
>uses a sony vaio

>character is listening to music
>uses beats by dre

>Characters using a search engine other than Google.

>Female skeletons kicking butt

>Men getting defensive about women they don't even know

> character only stops at two shots of whiskey
> continues day with no more alcohol

> character sitting at booth
> finishes cup of coffee
> throws $0.35 in change on counter
> leaves without a word

>Characters not drinking all the time

It's normal to pee after you cum, you idiot, so you can wash the leftover spunk on your dickhole.

It's literally the most damaging thing you can do to your prostate.