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Please contain your anger; today is a good day!
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Helpful links
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
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Fuck jews
Nothing as pathetic as an old Jew using a Japanese proxy to post his penny bets on a Bulgarian hog roasting forum.
Execute all Jews.
Terrible thread
Leaving for a tennis rematch against the guy that beat me last week. Wish me good luck. x
I'm genuinely in Japan lad. How can I prove it to you?
there are two horses at 201 in the 14:15 race. small on both for keks.
>Bulgarian hog roasting forum
Rude, we prefer roasting lambs
Dundalk to win at 1.75 is THE bet of the day lads
hope you injure yourself
/bet/ literally needs more characters to spice things up.
SO SO boring these days.
Need Betriss back tbqh. Miss her cute and witty posts ;_;
Laying Magna Cartor
Is Albania just Euan on a proxy?
>Jews
Jews must be rendered extinct in order to save humanity.
Meh, wanted o3.5 in the Dynamo Dresden game but one of their top scorers isn't starting.
I wonder if that Dutch guy thinks I'm elite now too after today.
Just getting a haircut, me eyebrows done, just getting pampered desu. Need it after these last few days
I wish all tripfags would die. I miss old Sup Forums
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>you will never have this much charisma
what a legend
Oops sorry, thought this was twitter
>Antisemitism not allowed
Stop fucking doing it then
You already proved you're the same person. Please just post as the old SP you were far more entertaining. You were the hero /bet/ needs right now
I would but I have literally LOST my old tripcode password.
do you get your eyebrows done at the hairdressers? sometimes get asked if i want them tidied up a bit but always bottle it, getting pretty bushy these days may try it
How much is the haircut?
Actually, might not be a big issue, he hasn't scored much in a while, also only contributed 1 goal in the 8-1 friendly they've had earlier this week, other than him no one is missing.
rofl
I do but they thread them, not just run clipper over. I was worried that it'd make them look overly done and girly but they just tidy them up, got a decent shape to them already.
>being this new
J U S T
NEEEED a meme bet for today, where are TT or Derfel?
When I worked near there I used to get my hair cut twice a week at £80 a pop. Was pretty dece though obviously overpriced. I'm sure I could've taken a shit in the chair if I wanted to
Isn't the £50 trim from Ruffians? As far as I know there isn't one by Canary Wharf
they need to be put down - especially rees.
Cannot put into words how much I would like to test Christian's chin. Know two other people called Christian, both absolute cunts.
needed to go shopping and get a haircut this week but so dac cant be bothered, depressed
Should've made the hundo back on overs in the Tampines game
>Christian, not Christopher
Their parents didn't give them a chance
do you lads know anyone that is christian in britain?
IMAGINE willingly calling yourself danny instead of daniel.
We're all Muslim
aye
This. Where does he live?
Curious to know
1. How tall are you
2. Weight
3. Exercise you do
>being THIS insecure
Danny is a sick name, you would know if you had friends
1. 6'4
2. 188lbs
3. Benching
5'10
70kg
None
>magna cartor
6'0
76kg
Push/Pull
>5'6
>240lbs
>Banging ur mum m8 kekekekek
1. 180 cm
2. 64
3. marathons
Lads, might want to jump on it while you still can.
5'10
~75kg
Lift a few times per week plus some cardio
i know a guy called daniel. he hates being called danny - but i do it to wind him up.
wtb?
You absolute madman!
Look at the bottom.
BIG BIG BOY. How much ya bench.
Manlet. Also very rude.
Good
Not much currently, only just started a few months back. 70kg at the moment.
oh lmao. alright i'm on
6"2
11 and a bit stone don't have scales
Fuck all
1. 6'2
2. 80kg
3. Football/Cross Country
Waiting for Juve to post his stats
he's out playing tennis lid
Reckon TT would bagel him
need to loose weight lid
ON
N
>bagel
Proxy on, Liebermann
Wageslaving so so bad. Tips so so bad. Head so so gone.
Need a worldie. Gonna place this entire week bankroll on it. Sick and tired of these losses slowly nibbling at it.
Holy fuckballs lads, who knew N O N C I N G was so so easy
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Think I'll steal this 21 game off him
Dundalk and PSG accy
Or you can wait for Liebermann's next tip and pray that God is still with him
...
>Juve shouts on a heater.
4 tips in a row.
Do bet365 have betting on player/manager transfers?
this, need to keep up my high-life neet life
Smacked but still bankrolled it
Next manager is available on will Hill I think. They have still it paid out on Hiddink.
v v v interesting, might give it a go during the london meet up this week, reckon hass and TT will be game
Wish TT was here to tell me if Kohlschreiber will beat Kicker after losing the first set
on but can't win a bet recently
Not sure I want to get on after his Colorado tip yesterday
Kohlschriber live down 4-6 1.5
Are you teh American who shills Estrella?
My Mum's just text me a 'good luck' message ahead of my Speed Awareness course tomorrow.
Yes, on him again today
>it's a Mackers prestake episode
I-I'm 5ft 10 in shoes
71kg
Currently doing Texas Method but I reckon I'll start Candito's program soon.
i thought it's today, nick?
:^)
>Young man kills himself after losing savings on bet for France to win Euro 2016
A man killed himself after losing his last savings on a bet that France would win the Euro 2016 final.
Fidel Nikitin, 27, hoped the £2,300 gamble would allow him to clear his debts but Portugal went on to beat the host nation on Sunday.
The mobile phone salesman, from Izhevsk, Russia, left a message on his social media account after the 1-0 defeat saying: "Thank you and forgive me."
Police said he walked onto the Ludzya-Izhevsk railway track and did not flinch as a train sounded a warning.
The driver said he had no time to stop after seeing the man on the track, it was reported.
Relatives revealed university educated Fidel was deeply shocked after Portugal beat France to win the tournament.
Fidel had taken out a series of loans but was unable to pay them back.
He had hoped winning the bet would allow him to repay his debts.
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Lunch so so dire
This is the future that awaits me
I'd take those odds any day if it wasn't for >grass
any UCL WORLDIES today? just want to fucking sleep with peace of mind and wake up so some +EV...lads
pmsl
Is that a halal snack pack?
>Liebermann tips a friendly
You literally said that you don't bet on friendlies a couple of hours ago in the previous thread
PMSL
>betting on mainstream
Why can I relate to this? Is it too late for me?
My bad. Forgive me, didn't check well enough. Ah well.