You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

Laugh my ass of while I watch her KO'ing him.

John Wilks Booth em

Slap him back to show who's the boss ;)

The honest answer to most of these threads is "puss out and leave quickly with gf".

But this guy I'm fairly certain I could shatter like glass.

Make him my girlfriend for the night.

Beat the fuck out of him as I'm 6'2 260 pounds and would handle him with ease. No jk I'm a skinny weakling faggot and wouldn't do anything tbh

call the police and laugh as he's arrested.

Fuck his boipussy.

and the whole club applauds as you tip your fedora and walk into the sunset

Proceed to jump on him. Dry hump him and establish my alpha status duh

He don't look like he would have balls to do that

Rape him to assert dominance

Open a window and watch a gentle breeze blows him away.

wonder just how I wandered into a twink only gay nightclub, realize he's trying to intimidate my girlfriend so he can move in, and slowly walk backwards as the two catty bitches proceed to have the mother of all slapfights

basically yeah

Bend him over my girlfriend and butt rape him without a courtesy spit.

Slap his ass and then let her beat the shit out of him?

Laugh my fucking ass off before knocking that stick of a kid out.

Would throw a pokeball

Buy him a beer, Drive him home, Fuck his Mom/Grandma/Dad.

After molesting him on the ride home, right?

Is that this guy?

No, that random faggot you posted isn't Egoraptor.

Lick his ashole and face /thread

King Worm is displeased with your faggotry!

Wtf asshole reported

I don't watch faggots. I watch smart, sophisticated youtubers such as McJuggerNuggets.

god dammit

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fuck off with this shit

Kys

Snitch

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Pee my pants at how scary he is, then run away crying while he steals her

Lol I don't want Egoraptor, but I also don't have autism, so I can recognize different faces.

fuk bruh

Slap his ass back and then proceed to rape his little white butthole to establish dominance

look at him confused
why did he slap my hand?

Ask him if he knows where to get some good weed over drinks at the bar. Some things are more important then chicks.

unlike most intiminating fellas posed in this same question this mofo would get an ass beating

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dump my "gf" and make out with this new qt3.14

End up in jail for accidentally punching his head off with a harshly spoken word.

Seriously, this dude looks like he's made of stretched out silly putty

>dump my "gf" and make out with this new qt3.14
This.

Kek