Growing up is realizing that Karl Pilkington is always right
Growing up is realizing that Karl Pilkington is always right
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>FUCKING
>ORANGE
literally who
>its a ricky has to leave the room because monkey news is so ridiculous episode.
Ban Gulls
>it's a Karl can't understand the monkeys and typewriters idea
>its a ricky popping his mouth off about shit he knows nothing about episode
>its a ricky and steve act like their stupid liberal ideologies are undeniable truths episode
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>that episode of an idiot abroad in India, China, Japan, actually 90% of them
>its a karl's atomic bomb manhole story episode
Ricky convinced himself so well in the later series that Karl was wrong when it wasn't the case. Funny how he also claims to be a paragon of logic and reason. Checkmate athiests
>PLAY A RECORD
>it's a Steve gets BTFO by Karl episode
>its a rickys laugh is so loud it wakes you up in the middle of the night episode
>Do you worry that when you’re old you will be on your own?
HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN
>It's a Karl nearly chokes to death stuffing food into his mouth episode
Favourite monkey news lads?
> Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island, from the rough bit
I always wondered if his monkey news were just news articles from Africa
If Ricky is so smart, why hasn't he made anything good?
>And then the monkey...starts backing out with the gun
>i've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
Is this the best thing they've ever done together?
Either that or this
>not listened to any of the podcasts or XFM shows in about 12-18 months
>Nearly ready for a full listen again
Comfy as fuck
>tfw actually got one of his Rockbusters clues on one podcast
Cryptic clue my arse
>It's a Ricky LITERALLY only got a degree in philosophy and as it's a useless degree he got a job working on the radio
I feel so bad for any retard who gets a philosophy degree
The one that pissed me off the most was when Ricky was disagreeing with Steve and when Karl took Ricky's side he backpedaled completely because Karl always has to be wrong.
You'd think with a Philosophy degree he'd be able to explain some things better to Karl
> Its the Ricky fumbles and mutters over a concept for 10 minutes part of the show
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>weird init?
>YOU'RE TALKING SHIT AGAIN! We are never doing this again... PUT A RECORD ON!
>Turns out... little prostitute...
>Karl thinks a seal is a cross between a fish and a dog
>Saw this Swedish women, her head was huge, she looked fucking gormless
why is Karl so based
Some people view a degree as what it is, an education, not just a job certificate
Been listening to all the radio shows on the way to work. So comfy.
>RIGHT. PLAY A RECORD.
You have no idea how wrong you actually are.
This, Karl has a good sense of humour but has as ignorant as your average Manc
Karl isn't always right but he normally isn't completely wrong either.
He's just got a lacking vocabulary and struggles to express himself and his ideas clearly or concisely.
Then obviously Rick and Steve infer he is stupider than he really is by taking his quotes at face value or twisting what he says entirely.
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You feel sorry for him yeah?
>Then obviously Rick and Steve infer he is stupider than he really is by taking his quotes at face value or twisting what he says entirely.
That's the joke
well its a joke that flew over many peoples heads because some seem to believe that he really is one of the dumbest men out there.
who cares?
true fans of Karl Pilkington's wisdom and witticisms presumably.
This
Makes me a bit sad for you, knowing that you sctually believe this.
>it's a no account or photographic evidence of Suzanne exists despite thousands of people having met Karl himself over the years episode
Why is this so hard to understand? There are still people that don't want to involve themselves with the internet, and want to keep themselves private. Just because Karl doesn't spam pictures of them together doesn't mean she doesn't exist.
>manmoth
>The first time I saw you, I mean, I thought... eh, that's interestin
>there's this thing in it.
>go on
>uh
>what, a stupid, bald Mancunian tosser?
>no, weirder than that.
>there isn't anything weirder than that.
then why has no one seen her together with Karl? Of the thousands of accounts of fans meeting him in public, not one of them mention seeing Suzanne
The China one is the best.
>on tour bus
>"we're on our way and it's nice outside"
>lady closes window
>"oh, well it'll be a surprise now"
>*lady spits*
>*gross face*
>tesi
>of course it is
Oh god.
>that second China episode
>"I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to"
I kinda want it on a shirt
On the grass.
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How would they know what she looks like? Maybe she is there.
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>not liking The Office
It's a weird feeling listening from the beginning, back when Steve and particularly Ricky treated Karl like a person. He even got them presents when they left for the first winter break. Then the later episodes and particularly the podcast were all just harping on how dumb Karl was when he's just an ordinary person
No that's just standard level contrarianism
>asians age better
well there goes this theory
Wes Anderson has one too I believe
>ORDINARY PERSON
>Comedic genius
ITS ONE OR THE OTHER