God is releasing his first update for his planetearth.exe
What are included in the patch notes?
God is releasing his first update for his planetearth.exe
What are included in the patch notes?
backup first
no more bullshit.exe, that's about it
/* sorry for niggers */
Planet earth? That's just like 1 file in billions and billions of billions to the billionth power, why the fuck would she care about us
Added mexicanwall.exe.
No other bugfixes at this time.
>she
Fixed mental stability in women.
removes niggers and sandniggers
Delete jellyfish.exe... We don't need em. Get rid of em.
What shitty support is this that we need to wait more than four billion years for an update, and in that time we've only gotten the patches for life.exe and then the same patch over and over for extinction.exe
You try coding that shit, it takes time
dat wall didn't keep me out, that country is only fucked up because of the drug war and of the stream of guns that come into that place from here
Look at the fucking world we're living in, you think a man would let that shit slide?
This planet was made for females. Eat food in relative safety and then pick the strongest of the dozens or so of males competing for you, rinse and repeat
added more hydrogen to the sun
Formats Earth.
There was Christ.jar released about 2000 years ago but you faggots have decided it's incompatible with the current software version.
oh, so the universe runs on windows
that actually explains a lot
Version number increased.
That's all about it.
"Sorry about all of the niggers, we are still working to fix that."
My life must be on vista then...
On Pentium 3 and 128MB of RAM
well you've got a point there. if I was in charge I would skew the gender ratio to reasonable fucking figures, like 20% male and 80% female
AND SURPRISINGLY, WITH THAT SYSTEM, NO WOMAN WOULD BE LEFT WITHOUT A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, GUESS WHY
so having like 51% males is bullshit and basically guarantees that half of them will not produce any biological children, while the alpha males hog whatever remains
Did you know the head of the penis has evolved as a plunger to remove semen from the previous contender in place of his own?
Adjusted OP homosexuality to 100%, up from 75.
Dick sucking capacity raised from 2 to 4 by popular request.
Yup, I even read the original paper
jesus christ those boffins are a bunch of pervs
"mostly harmless"
>waiting for the official patch
>not installing the Satanware mod for billions of money, unlimited cunt and free respawns
fucking noobs
This faggot has got a point.
that would crash the whole Fish Expansion Pack
>If the program misbehaves, try flooding it
Yes!
You sir just said the only sensible thing I've read or heard all day
changed drug laws in america from true to false
niggerstacks=0,00
Removed glitch which causes some players to spawn with darkened skin.
Removed glitch which causes the female players to emit an annoying whine at all times.
I'm actually waiting for Him to try turning it off and on again.
you mean nigerstacks=0.00
I was really hoping someone would get the reference, thank you for having good taste
And you said the most 9gagish this I´ve read or heard all day, please leave.
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Play a record
My nigga karl
thats the point dimwit
lol good one
> Fixed a bug where people would sometimes chimp-out and kill each other over their imaginary friends
give people the power to spawn any person or persons they want to fuck without repercussions, keep niggers enslaved, hillary clinton as a sex slave.
>Christ.jar
Yeah no wonder that shit flopped "there's a new version available" every single day get the fuck outta my face. No one wants to put up with java's shit
maybe you should git gud
social sex
>Social sex
Well there bud, I have some news for you...