Rumors have it that Tony Sirico didn't actually know he was on a tv show and spent nearly a decade believing he was a...

Rumors have it that Tony Sirico didn't actually know he was on a tv show and spent nearly a decade believing he was a mobster

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Word to the wise remember Pearl Harbor

If you pay close enough attention, you'd realize Paulie was actually homosexual.

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

To this day, i still unconsciously do that index finger thing that Paulie does all the time. Goddamn it, Sopranos, you ruined my life.

>Rumors have it that Tony Sirico didn't actually know he was on a tv show and spent nearly a decade believing he was a mobster

Yeah, the movie Bolt is actually his biography in disguise.

Hey T, I asked Sil if he remembers his first blow job, he said yeah, I said "How long did it take for the guy to cum?"

>doing the index thing
>saying OOOOOO like they all do
>breaking balls
>doing the raised hand thing when you get frustrated
fucking Sopranos turned me into a wop

>Tells Chrissy to "watch it"
>Chrissy never watches it
>In fact, Chrissy displays an inherent inability to "watch it" at all

>reddit poster doesn't realize Tony Sirico literally was involved in organized crime

I do the finger thing too, but my hands are skinny and not as beefy as Paulie's so it looks weird.

I did start saying "Take it easy!" like Tony does a whole lot more, mostly because I realized a lot of people in my life are way too high strung and need to actually take it easy.

Really? Explain.

Pine Barrens handjob that didn't make the cut

I always thought he was more of a NEET except employed.

I read somewhere that Kevin Spacey actually played Tony Soprano, and worse a sophisticated costume and face masks

he got off of Goodfellas and he just couldn't stop

FUCKIN QUEERS

Haha, holy fuck. Fukken saved

>people trying to be italian

what else is new :^)

>him and Sil were the only two capos who made it to the end of the show.

>Jackie Aprille died of cancer
>Richie Aprille died of crazy hippy bitch induced gunshot
>Jimmy got killed because they thought he was a rat
>Pussy got killed because he was a rat
>Christopher got killed by Tony because he started doing drugs again.
fucking sad man.

>skipping Ralphie

>>skipping Ralphie
Names a season 3 character in the context of a summary of individuals there since the first season, totally not getting the point.

I can see why you like Richie so much.

I cant find any other seasons other than 1,2, 6 in my house

Or vito

Patsy lived until the end din't he? And Albert Barese.

>the only two capos who made it to the end of the show
I mean you straight up make this claim and make no notice of the fact you're talking about only season 1-2 capos. And Richie doesn't show up until season 2 dumbass.

Worst retcon on the show.

Yeah but Vito's a faggot

i havent seen season 3, 4 or 5....i cant find them anywhere

So was his "prison buddy."

Fuck

I'm glad I'm not the only one

What's wrong with his head? It's all lumpy and weird.

Don't get cunty

*throws chair*

FUCKIN' QUEEAHS

...

I loved that cocksucker like a brother, then he fucked me in the ass

was it good?

you can't really count Sil tho can you, he was on life support at the end without much hope

anyone got the Paulie Super Saiyan image?

What is wrong with you

nah, he would have been fine

if Christopher survived this
youtube.com/watch?v=iSEGDlHi9f8

Sil would have been fine, eventually

...

i seriously cant find the dvds anywhere,and i didnt start watching the Sopranos till 4 weeks ago

thanks guy

what is this face trying to convey?

thinken of gabagool

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Says she's coming with the gabagool
>Tell Meadow we're all set as far as gabagool is concerned
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

Jesus fucking christ mate, just get them.

youtu.be/EMqthtHgdA8

>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes

MA DONN just download them, it's 2016 senpai

Lived like a bitch died like a bitch

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>Jimmy got killed because they thought he was a rat
I thought he was a rat?

didnt that happen to everybody on the sopranos?

>MA DONN

While Chrissy was a cunt I still didn't like that scene. All part of that whole fuck you last season.

got a MEGA download, mate?

i dont like torrenting man, too fucking paranoid.

it was never confirmed, and he was executed on Tony's gut instinct when he started acting weird.

>non italians becoming italians from watching the fucking Sopranos.

Yes.

AJ had a very troubled upbringing

>OH?!
that was pretty entertaining

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>MEGA
lmao

Is it bad I started wearing Track Jackets after I watched the show?

>fucks a shitload of women throughout the series
>homosexual

just memeing

Bigbe from Trainspotting did the same thing though

This is the only image I ever made for Sup Forums, it makes me so happy that it's reposted so much.

Junior Soprano did nothing wrong

Besides getting indicted

not his fault he got caught

>666

hearty kek

>this starts playing youtube.com/watch?v=9zZfBBp-j6I

>tomato sauce
GRAVY
R
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V
Y

Best Paulie scene coming through
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>i dont like torrenting man, too fucking paranoid
It's the CURRENT YEAR how are you still uneducated about torrents?

>Not having Amazon prime

>That'll do, Carm, that'll do.

He was a mobster, though.

He's in a documentary like 10 years before he became an actor where he talks about it. It's good. I don't think he was made or anything, but he was definitely a low end thug at least.

heavy breathing

Do you think he murdered anyone? was he an enforcer type? I didn't see the doc you're mentioning.

In the book American Desperado (it's about Jon Roberts from that cocaine cowboys documentary) Jon mentions him, calls him Junior

>Junior was a nut even then. If you see on The Sopranos how Junior played a wacked-out wiseguy who wore his hair slicked back on the sides, that’s exactly how Junior really was on the streets. Junior was very good. He was a knife guy, not a gun guy. He always had switchblades, and he knew how to use them.

>Junior was a soldier for a guy named Fat Anthony. I mean no disrespect, but Fat Anthony was not good to the guys who worked for him. He’d slap the piss out of his own people for no reason. Junior could really take care of himself, but he couldn’t raise a hand to Fat Anthony. He was the boss. I felt terrible for Junior.

The Fat Anthony Rabito guy apparently was/is in the Bonanno crime family

Not that user, but he did some armed robberies like in convenience stores and drug dealing. An acting troupe came to visit his prison and one of the guys came up to him and asked him to give acting a try saying it would be therapeutic for him.

You tell me

as a video game it's shit. as a sopranos stan it's pretty cool. still shit though.

>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon

Sil was an old man with health problems already.