Character orders a beer

>character orders a beer
>pretends it doesn't literally taste like horse piss

>redditor makes a thread
>doesn't even try to pretend he's not literally 14

this

only underage faggots don't like beer

that or people who've only ever had commercial swill like budweiser or corona

>it's a image.jpg episode

at least he's not posting about capeshit like the rest of the 14yos

>He has tasted horse piss
Also what is being is it like being 16? I miss it.

Beer is supposed to taste like shit though.

Even the word comes from Old Gothic "boehr", meaning vomit. It was meant to be something drunk by peasants for a quick buzz.

>le grown ups like beer meme
I'm in my late twenties and can't stand that vile shit

>my personal preference is universal and anybody who disagrees is simply lying

You're an idiot.

>only underage faggots don't like beer
My experience in high school contradicts this notion.

Sage for not Sup Forums

>character orders a beer
>orders one of the shitty tasting ones, not one of the good tasting ones

>only underaged faggots drink beer

fify

>character is a bitter nerd who thinks he's standing up for himself by avoiding delicious things they associate with the normies that bullied them

>character orders a white russian but holds the vodka

>character doesn't like alcohol at all because they aren't massively depressed about their failures in life and have to self-medicate

Being a bitch isn't something to be proud of.

Dumb frogposters.

>male lead orders a drink
>never gets a fun drink like a Manhattan, Mojito or Cosmo

>character orders a beer
>is female and doesn't reach into her girl's pocket

Fuck you asshole.

I wanted to tell the clerk that the coffee was great and you don't need to lez out in the five seconds that it took for me to get it.

FUUUUCK you.

>male lead isnt gay

The poor little lesbian. Don't even try me fucker. I will do it.

That poor little lesbian, on the desert. AHEWIHEFAAAAW NONEAKBAWENAH

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THATMANYFUCKTARDSMANYSHAPESANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAALIO

Don't do this.

drink vodka faggot

>protag orders a beer
>doesnt sit in the corner by himself playing on his phone till the bartender makes him leave because other patrons feel uncomfortable around him

>OP makes this thread
>thinks people actually care what beer tastes like and don't just drink it to drown the sorrow of their shitty existence

>it's a try hard wannabe alcoholic pretends any alcohol tastes good

Just because you want to numb yourself doesn't mean you have to pretend it tastes good. We all know why you drink.

are you allergic to alcohol or something? shit like sangria or mimosas are amazing what is wrong with you?

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Meh it's alright, I wouldn't drink it if it didn't get me drunk though. Gin and tonic. Now, that's a tasty drink.

I can guarantee you I'd find you alcoholic drinks you'd enjoy. You sound immensely triggered, though, possible PTSD.

>character speaks to someone
>doesn't piss his pants in fear

I enjoy scotch. I drink it with a single ice cube because the flavors are nice, take some time to try to explore your drinks... or don't.

not an argument

?????????

you just said that all alcohol tastes bad with your meme arrow? i'm confused.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

>character comes home from a long, tough day at work
>first thing he does is open a beer
Beer is the LAST thing I'd wanna drink after a day like that.

That's because you're an underage shitter. There isn't much in this world better than a cold beer after a long tough day at work.

The main reason I drink beer is for the flavor. I couldn't care less about getting drunk.