Is he the Charles Bronson of our generation?
Is he the Charles Bronson of our generation?
Charles Bronson has a mediocum of acting ability. So, no.
did they do it?
Bronson had talent and range as an actor, segal doesn't, he pretty much plays the same character in every movie
why's he always mixed up with asian shit
isn't he white
hes a weeb
why does that guy with the gun walk toward him at the beginning lmao
Why would you be mean to sweet old Bronson like that OP
He was the Rock of the previous generation.
who /punani/ here?
To show him his fake hand.
Seagal snuck up on him
Let's take this mildly funny joke and run it into the ground on a daily basis, thank you Sup Forums
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isnt he like 60 in this?
dubs thread
>looks a lot like prime Kelly LeBrock
>mfw
Is this Seagal's way of sending off the message that he still has control over LeBrock?
Idiot, that's the actresses audition tape.
she doesn't look anything like prime Kelly LeBrock
She does as the slut even has the same body shape and everything.
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All he wants to do is walk the stupid path of peace.
>Seagal sex scene
>This starts playing
>youtube.com
No. He's more of a Z-list Elvis or a D-list John Wayne.
But now we're forcing him to walk the path of pieces
hes a mix of everything
jesus christ this cannot be real
He's Italian and Jewish
is it bad i unironically think this is okay?
>MadTV is long gone
Nah, it's not a bad song.
That's not Jason Statham
Very sad.
No, that's by far his best song, which also happens to be the only song that isn't total shit.
did he edit that himself?
how is he getting money to do this stuff? why now? whos tryint to revive him?
well, he is a big guy
this is edited, not actually in the movie. right?
Do yourself a favour and start acquiring a seagal library
>not posting the glorious vid with Seagal fulfilling his wish to marry a Thai ladyboy
The whole movie is edited like that
>not wanting to marry a Thai ladybody
b-but why?
Does it matter why? Just enjoy the ride
what is up with the voices? why sounds everything so fake and shitty for the love of god
Seagal is too lazy to do anything but mumble his lines and everyone else are Russians
Were the last two guys Jim and Michael from The Office?
>he keeps his jacket on
it's the only way he can keep his erection, leave him alone
If it wasn't for my horse