Is he the Charles Bronson of our generation?

Is he the Charles Bronson of our generation?

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Charles Bronson has a mediocum of acting ability. So, no.

did they do it?

Bronson had talent and range as an actor, segal doesn't, he pretty much plays the same character in every movie

why's he always mixed up with asian shit

isn't he white

hes a weeb

why does that guy with the gun walk toward him at the beginning lmao

Why would you be mean to sweet old Bronson like that OP

He was the Rock of the previous generation.

who /punani/ here?

To show him his fake hand.

Seagal snuck up on him

Let's take this mildly funny joke and run it into the ground on a daily basis, thank you Sup Forums

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isnt he like 60 in this?

dubs thread

>looks a lot like prime Kelly LeBrock
>mfw

Is this Seagal's way of sending off the message that he still has control over LeBrock?

Idiot, that's the actresses audition tape.

she doesn't look anything like prime Kelly LeBrock

She does as the slut even has the same body shape and everything.

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All he wants to do is walk the stupid path of peace.

>Seagal sex scene
>This starts playing
>youtube.com/watch?v=o2Mkxjf3dYo

No. He's more of a Z-list Elvis or a D-list John Wayne.

But now we're forcing him to walk the path of pieces

hes a mix of everything

jesus christ this cannot be real

He's Italian and Jewish

is it bad i unironically think this is okay?

>MadTV is long gone

Nah, it's not a bad song.

That's not Jason Statham

Very sad.

No, that's by far his best song, which also happens to be the only song that isn't total shit.

did he edit that himself?

how is he getting money to do this stuff? why now? whos tryint to revive him?

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well, he is a big guy

this is edited, not actually in the movie. right?

Do yourself a favour and start acquiring a seagal library

>not posting the glorious vid with Seagal fulfilling his wish to marry a Thai ladyboy

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The whole movie is edited like that

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>not wanting to marry a Thai ladybody

b-but why?

Does it matter why? Just enjoy the ride

youtube.com/watch?v=d1In78YppuA

what is up with the voices? why sounds everything so fake and shitty for the love of god

Seagal is too lazy to do anything but mumble his lines and everyone else are Russians

Were the last two guys Jim and Michael from The Office?

>he keeps his jacket on

it's the only way he can keep his erection, leave him alone

If it wasn't for my horse