WRONG KID DIED!

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AND YOU NEVER ONCE PAID FOR DRUGS. NOT. ONCE.

GET OUT OF HERE, DEWEY. YOU DONT WANT NONE OF THESE DRUGS

What makes it funny is how during the last scene with him is that Dewey is in 70s clothes while pa hasn't changed at all.

I sung a song at a circus in New Jersey, they said "we'll give you 5 grand". I said "No you won't, you'll give me that giraffe" and sure enough they did.

Speak english doc we ain't scientists!

Never thought Jenna Fishcer was hot in the office but goddamn was she great in this

krepo sapgaeth

I WANT AN ARMY OF DIDGERIDOOS

YOU DON'T WANT NO PART OF THIS SHIT

you can always come in my back door

what did she mean by this

FIFTY THOUSAND DIGERADOOS

HE NEEDS MORE BLANKETS AND HE NEEDS LESS BLANKETS

Fuck Ancient Egypt

>You're smoking reefers?
>Yeah of course we're smoking reefer can't you smell it?
>No Sam, I can't

YOU'RE NOT HALF THE BOY NATE WAS. YOU'RE NOT EVEN HALF THE BOY THAT THE TOP HALF OF NATE WAS AFTER YOU CUT HIM IN HALF

bells gonna ring
dinga linga ling
dinga linga ling

that's amoré

I should have spent more time loving you than honing my body and mind to one day kill you in a machete fight

are you saying I'm not 1/8th the boy Nate was?

And you never once paid for drugs.

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE SIAMESE GLASS CATS

NOT. ONCE.

I can't believe it took a few viewings of this for me to realize that Dewey getting his big record deal due to covering for Bobby Shad at the club was supposed to be a shot at the idea that Elvis became famous off of singing black singers music.

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