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>A tale of two Manchesters edition

Barcelona has signed french left back Lucas Digne, 22, from PSG for £17.1 Million

>La Gazzetta dello Sport and other italian media reports that Juventus are inching closer to signing Mehdi Benatia, 29

Monaco signs 39 year old former Roma keeper Morgan de Sanctis on a 1-year deal

>Sky Sports report that Leicester City are prepared to offer N'Golo Kanté an improved contract to keep him at the club. Rumoured to be above £100k/wk

Ahmet Bulut, agent of Arda Turan, insists that his client is staying at Barcelona, despite rumours sending him away from Camp Nou

>Eintracht Frankfurt has loaned Real Madrid defender Jesus Vallejo, 19, for the season

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Isn't Benatia the newest perma-crock?

GOYS DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE WILL BE A MINI CHAMPIONS IN AUGUST ??

>You are now aware Cuntinho only signed with ManUre because Pep joined City
His obsession is disturbing

how many goals will he score this season lads

coutinho plays for liverpool you complete mong

17 all comps

RIP my nigga Harambe

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Lads, I'm worried about that the only porn I get off to is bro/sis. I think it's because the only women that ever gave me the light of day were my two sisters.

Can someone please give me an update on the transfer of gf to me, I feel like it's getting worse

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5 in the league cup, 3 against a league 2 side,

I heard her agent say that the move depends on the facilities of the club? Are they in a good condition?

I've been wondering, has Romero ever played for Man United or has it been De Gea all the time?

ABL

he's played a number of times

>forgetting real madrid fax-o-rama

Last season when De Gay was confirmed to Madrid he played about 5 or so matches

He played whilst De gea was pre-occupied with his transfer to Real Madrid
Modest but decent enough, she doesn't have to be a Messi, but something like a promotion-bound striker would be nice

he played in the first 4 league games when the de gea to madrid stuff was happening
1-0 win v spurs at home
1-0 win v villa away
0-0 draw v newcastle at home
2-1 loss v swansea away

he also played in both legs of the qualifier v brugge (7-1 aggregate), both legs v midtjylland (6-3 aggregate), played v shrewsbury in the fa cup (3-0 win) and middlesbrough in the league cup (lost on home on penalties after 0-0)

3 league appearances
0 goals

>Arsenal to bid £55m for Draxler
Really? That's gone up £11m in 2 days.

>Arsenal to bid £45m for Lacasette
Really? Who is coming up with this shit?

>Arsenal scouting Icardi
Oh come the fuck on. Is making up rumours the fucking easiest job in the world?

draxler is well worth that price

quite sure he'll score atleast 10

Just gotta search the transfer market for a shrewd deal then la. On the lookout for a loan deal myself after my gf for the past season terminated the contract

Seems like all prices are rising fast atm

>t. Liverpoop Shitposter

LEL. No, but seriously, you're probably right. Or do you mean 10 in the league only?

pogba to united done lads

I was so terribly confused for a second

league only, he's done that 2 seasons in a row at southampton

He's good, but I wouldn't say £55m good. But if he scored 30 goals for Arsenal, go for it. I just know he'll get injured and the board will go "SEE THIS IS WHY WE DON'T SIGN MARQUEES!".

But since you're talking to me. Icardi, Lacasette or Morata if you HAD to have one?

Well Lovern, Mignolet and Clyne were all good at Southampton, didn't turn out so well for Liverpool did it?

>13/14
2nd

>14/15
5th

>15/16
8th

So who knows. Beneteke didn't do too well, did he?

Lovren and Clyne have both been good. Mignolet played for Sunderland

What ?

That's rough, was she unable to keep up with the double training sessions?

I think he's trying to say Mourinho but he's too stupid to realize that it sounds like Coutinho.

adriano from barcelona to lazio for a few million

he's not simply good, in terms of sheer ability he might be on par with Messi. I'm being completely honest there.
if I had to pick between those 3 it'll be Lacazette. I don't really like him but he's more versatile than Icardi (stay into the box and wait type) and Morata who is really inconsistent. Lacazette is a good finisher and might be the cheapest too

Why didn't he day >mouyes

It was a matter of geographical distance, as she felt isolated because the club was too far away

Right, thanks.

Mata to Everton for 15 million

Surely Odense isn't that for from Copenhagen

This is the only link I am currently happy with atm. Barkley is poo. Everton need a fucking centre back. Jags is old and Stones is going. Funes Mori is also very inconsistent but hope he picks up under koeman. Need someone to replace an excel but old Gareth Barry. Need a good goalkeeper. Begivic would be decent.

Why do they always lean?

who can honestly, legitimately, stop them guys?
>inb4 le kompany injured meme
denayer can take his place or otamendi could just play cb with fernandinhio as rb.

That's a fucking retarded formation that would get run over
>Stones/Otamendi as fullbacks

So who the hell are Chelsea looking at atm? Seems like they are out for Nainggolan and Koulibaly. Possibly Kante, and Gabrigol I heard but, what about CB???

>Barcelona has signed french left back Lucas Digne, 22, from PSG for £17.1 Million
pretty funny, he left PSG because he was tired of warming the bench, when he has no chance of taking alba's starter position

why is Madrid not signin anyone what is Florentine doing??

Zidane wanted Pogba.

bump cause page 6 in the morning

I heard they want Pogba or

Sissoko.

Friendly reminder Poop is about to get exposed again this year

You can tell he's a hack just by how he's even thinking of trying meme-taka in the fastest, most physically demanding league in the world

This is already looking like a car crash before it even happens

>gf and her agent looking for a transfer to a better club
>no replacement lined up as i am going into administration

fuck everything lads

he's going to destroy the memeplel and by december you will be making threads all butthurt and crying because he already won the league after taking a shit on your team for the nth time

>gf turned down our offer in favour of joining a club with a reputation of being a pretentious lefty twat with a shitty guitar

Nah, he is going to bring his secret weapon from his own carrier and from his previous clubs - PEDs

>a pretentious lefty

tells you all you need to know
dumb rightcuck

think he'll be alright, will neither destroy the league nor fail hard

He needs to sign better players to stand a chance. Aguero will be Injured for six months. Sterling is trash. The defence is hilarious. Fat Turk and old man lolito aren't good enough.

Aubameyang, Javi Martinez, Bonnucci, Thiago, Arturo Vidal, Ter Stegen, Bellerín and Bernat, done

>have just learned that gf has had trials with Chad FC and CHAOD

>only losing the CL while winning everything else is now considered exposed
what. the. fuck.

you better not be that city faggot

>needs to get better players
no he needs to get them to play less like mercenaries

Leicester won with a couple of decent players and literal whos, Arsenal came 2nd with a group of benchwarmers and secondary players, Tottenham was 3rd being the main part of the England squad that lost to a fucking dentist.

>winning everything else with bayern

like winning everything else with celtic the last couple of years

Morning.

If only Benatia stayed fit.

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Bog Sim his England

fucking fractional odds

>"user, are you awake? the NEET pieces of shit are pretending to know about football and posting in their reddit style general /trans/ again. You don't want to miss it!"

>people think Nolito has been signed to play as a forward
I guarantee he will be played at RB knowing the shite the Pep's head.

>people think

@69538141
You're a joke of a person tbqh

Find something meaningful to do with your life

>colon crushed NEET so BTFO he didn't even have the balls to reply to me properly

What did he mean by this?

Danyano Tsuwater

>those legs

might as well be a chess player

i don't understand how fractional odds are still a thing. its 2016 people!

>Gundogan DM
>No fullbacks
>David Silva CM
>Nolito starting
>Ter Stegen

This is why Americans are not allowed

yes because lebanon has offered so much to soccer?

>that throbbing temple vein

Confirmed for mid-late heart attack

yes

>New Madrid kits
Didn't halal already have a purple one a few years ago?

Javi Martinez is going to Liverpool la, just saw his jet fly over

it was pink i think

Because he's a stupid yank

>Everton need a fucking centre back.
They apparently put in a bid for Lacroix like a week ago. He's had some recent injury problems, but he's generally solid, and I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a cap for Switzerland yet.

Remy?

Leo. He plays for Sion, which is probably partly the reason he hasn't been called up to the national team.

Poleaboo is all alone in the house right now

Had a dream before I woke up
Got raped in prison again but was released because it was decided that they could not keep me safe while detained
Also got a nice cash lumpsum as compensation

Bumped into the Polish girl on my way to the train station, the police told her about my situation and she was very sympathetic
Offered to let me live with her (and her bf)

While living with her she taught me all about being girl, things like doing my makeup, walking in heels etc. She also gave me some of her clothes and we went out clubbing together. She also hooked me up with my first bf.

Tried masturbating but it was extremely difficult, think I'm almost at the point where I will no longer be able to ejaculate

oh, the burn the is healing really nicely, there's a thin layer of skin over it now

Whatever he's doing, it will be value for money since he was bought for such a paltry amount

ha
>(you)

they can have remy as well.. he's still at chelsea for some reason

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>thinking they will sign boipucci
>Gundogan alone in central midfield
>megamind not permacrocked
>John Stones
>Otamendi fullback
>Silva not getting benched

wew lad I didnt think Americans were this clueless

KOULIBALY IS A CENTRE BACK FOR FUCK SAKE WATCH THE SPORT

big sam out, moyes in

meme rate stable

wonder what kind of bid I'd have to put in for that ass tbqh

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I got Steve Bruce, what do you lads get?

most pornstars work as escorts on the side probably a grand or so

Big Sam

got Steve Bruce too

what just happened?