I currently have a shit tier job where I rarely get tipped

I currently have a shit tier job where I rarely get tipped.
I'm saving to pay for some tests that I need to pass in order to work in the field I graduated for, and after that I'll make a shit ton of money.

Dubs decides what I do with the tips.

save to pay for soem tests

Samefagging this hard.

same as this guy but buy a Bible

lol are you a lawyer or accountant?

just letting u know there are 1 million other lawyers and accounts.

Who asked you?

get a hooker, eat her out

Might as well just pay for those tests.

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win rar feelsbadman

Invest in Netflix, stock is down $15 overnight.

gl with stds nerd.

Drugs?

just pay for the damn tests

Did you really have to ask? Just keep saving and buy those test so you can >make a shit ton of money

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I wanted to do something special with the tips

Special? Well you should save have half of money and then just buy what you like. Still save some of the money for those test though.

Spend it all on BicMacs™, go to a homeless shelter and make them watch you eat them all.

What do you like?

yea well if you had any self restraint you would save so you can take those tests, 'make a shit ton of money', then buy whatever the fuck you want. burning your tips just prolongs the bigger payoff

How much money do you have from tips?

Not sure. I'm keeping them in a "piggy bank"

Buy weed