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KANGZ

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THERE HAS BEEN AN EXCELLENT LACK OF KYLE MOONEY SO FAR THIS EPISODE

>DUDE TRUMP HAHA
>HE DID SOMETHING EMBARASSING 26 YEARS AGO HAHA
>le funny gorillady

Then Jay came and saved that shit show. Hes incredible at impressions

DA SIX

hey reddit

G A M E S H O W

WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIEET, NIGGA. I SWEAR TA GAWD MUTHAFUCKA.

>America's Got Talent now has Simon Cowell
How the fuck? That's a huge fucking get

why you gotta jinx it like that?

>it's a lets shit on the legacy of celebrity jeopardy sketch

rank SNL cast lads

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Oh look, SNL can appropriate white culture and make fun of it.

30 minutes left so let's make a decent thread and divide up the posters.

gee imagine that

does anyone watch SNL anymore?

I notice that it's being forced into my youtube feed but it managed to get about 1/10 the views that "random celebrity doing karaoke in a car" gets

Who is the most attractive cast member? I think it's the lesbian

>LETS MAKE FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE AND THEY CAN'T SAY ANYTHING CUZ WE WUZ KANGZ

>Iagr

Topkek

Cecily, no question.

Cecily or Vanessa

>not pregnant cecily
you gay, bro?

>liking fatties
Gross

Ooh, someone in the crowd is pissed.

>High tier
McKinnon
Killam
Pharoah
Cecily

>Mid tier
Moynihan
Bennett
Vanessa

>Low tier
Aidy
Mooney
Pete

>Shit tier
Leslie

>Literally doesn't appear sketches so I can't rank them
Sasheer
New guy

leslie

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Literally no one in Canada bumps Kardinal Offishal, what the fuck?

This, mostly Cecily but Vanessa is pretty cute too.

was it the Bruce Jenner joke? lmao

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Wow, that was the skit? How weak. Fucking low energy bullshit.

>lets laugh at the black guy who is actually educated!

fucking liberals.

that gimp
wtf

>tfw no at&t gf

GOD TIER:
Kate McKinnon
Jay Phaorah

HIGH TIER:
Taran Killam
Bobby Moynihan
Cecily Strong
Kenan Thompson

MID TIER:
Vanessa Bayer
Beck Bennett
Kyle Mooney
Aidy Bryant
Sasheer Zamata
Jon Rudninsky

LOW TIER:
Pete Davidson
Leslie Jones

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>SO YO

at&tfu

I forgot Kenan. Put him in high tier.

test

>GE sold NBC to Comcast years ago
>their job recruiting ads are still all over NBC

>it's the good neighbor guy makes an appearance at the end of the episode sketch

High tier
Kate
Cecily
Taran
Kenan

Mid tier
Bobby
Jay
Vanessa
Beck
Colin
Michael

Low tier
Pete
Aidy
Sasheer

Shit tier
Leslie

SO HORRIBLE HE DESERVES HIS OWN TIER BECAUSE HE MAKES ME SUICIDAL TIER
Kyle

ACTUALLY I WAS YOU BITCH

i'd fuck the fat girl

OK this one is pretty decent

That was funny.

I haven't seen Lorne make a cameo in a long time

taytay

Reminds me of the natalie portman rap

I fucking hate that bitch.

So, so much.

Does Swift have autism?

wew lad that Taylor apple commercial

This is great......how could they not do this Sooner???

I hope so.

That was a funny sketch, should have been earlier in the show

She's definitely a sperg.

>that classic rjd2 in the car commercial

Time for Rhianna?

D I P
I
P

>get invited out for drinks
>only single person there
>make it back for 10 to midnight land

not bad

So is Chris Rock gonna do something tonight, or did he show up just to chill backstage and get smashed at the after party?

Impossible. We're not that attractive, even if we have rich parents who can buy us music careers.

Kyle deserves way more than he's given. RIP little guy.

This is miles better than the first song

>tfw loved Ninja Warrior when it was on G4 but can't get into American Ninja Warrior at all

Are they actually going to Midoriyama now? I might give it another chance.

They should do a Cube remake where the only difference is that Drake is in every room.

I'm pretty sure that snow is fake, given that it's May and also indoors.

Now he's just throwing out words.

He shows up because he is single again....

Lots of celebrities do that. I once read Garry Shandling was there like every week, until he died.

She's average sperg QT under the make up. Ever wonder why she always walks out with a ton of lip stick and mascara on?

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>tfw no more SHIMATAAA
announcers are shit
bring back yelling japs

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Can't be any worse than Hypercube.

Maybe we can get some ex-porn stars up in this bitch.

Why does he hate Goofy so much?

>that cow

because she's a celebrity?

REAL HUMAN BEAN

Mickey was his ghostwriter

>KYLE MOONEY IN THE LAST SKETCH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is a big part of it. I also miss the All-Stars. I want my alpha fishing boat captain back.

Did somebody say Goofy?

first time he's shown up. consider yourself lucky

Why is that basketball hoop so fucking low

Nope. Tons of celebrities walk out without make up on.

Is he supposed to be Hulk Hogan? What the fuck is going on?

NOPE HE WAS AN EXTRA IN THE NINJA WARRIOR SKETCH AND HAD A BRIEF ROLE IN THAT WEIRD PORNISH SKETCH

MY KYLEMETER IS ACUTE

So that it's in the shot.

HULK HOGAN BEING PLAYED BY A NIGGER

HOW MAD IS HE

>fishing boat captain
>firefighter man
>eternally young gas station attendant

Thanks for spoilering that. Fucking thing gives me nightmares.

would you an aidy?

DRAKE IS HOGAN FROM THE NWO

hit them with the leg drop brother

He sounds like Jason Sudekis