Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this pokemon go thing? I'm seeing middle-aged women walking around playing it without a clue what the fuck they're doing. These are the types of bitches who need help locating their resume in My Documents and attaching it to an e-mail message. Yet there the fuck they are, playing pokemon go at the grocery store like a fucking seven-year-old. What pisses me off more is the twenty-somethings that are playing this (majority of which are men). What the fuck is your deal? This is literally your existence. Right now. You're playing with virtual pets on your fucking smartphone. You clap like a fucking imbecile every time you catch a fucking Pidgey or some shit. I'd say kill yourself, but it's literally starting to interest me what the fuck is wrong with you people. Sup Forums, please explain to me the sensation of pokemon go. Why the fuck are the future molecular biologists, physicists, doctors, lawyers, etc. being replaced by faggots trying to "catch them all"? This is worse than my little pony. inb4 fucking normie
Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this pokemon go thing...
its the new "cool" thing
it's just bored people dude
Again with this shit OP? Ur desperate for replies aren't u
People want to have fun. Its not that bad
>28
>good job
>own home
>decent missus
>playing the fuck outa Pokemon go.
Mad?
Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this pokemon go thing? I'm seeing middle-aged women walking around playing it without a clue what the fuck they're doing. These are the types of bitches who need help locating their resume in My Documents and attaching it to an e-mail message. Yet there the fuck they are, playing pokemon go at the grocery store like a fucking seven-year-old. What pisses me off more is the twenty-somethings that are playing this (majority of which are men). What the fuck is your deal? This is literally your existence. Right now. You're playing with virtual pets on your fucking smartphone. You clap like a fucking imbecile every time you catch a fucking Pidgey or some shit. I'd say kill yourself, but it's literally starting to interest me what the fuck is wrong with you people. Sup Forums, please explain to me the sensation of pokemon go. Why the fuck are the future molecular biologists, physicists, doctors, lawyers, etc. being replaced by faggots trying to "catch them all"? This is worse than my little pony. inb4 fucking normie
Normie retards (trend following brain dead faggots)
I acutally find the fucking game fun.
>31
>Own my own appartement
>100k$ /year job
>It's free
It's kinda like how 10~ years ago you'd hop on runescape after school and play with your friends, trying to achieve the highest level of w/e you were training.
Only this time it's outside, with a way bigger playerbase and with something a gigantic group of people have good memories from (pokemon).
Im playing because theres a bunch of middle aged women playing. Pretty fun game, and great icebreaker in social settings.
Stop being a faggot OP.
Autism
It's completely normal that people jump on the hype train and do shit just because it's trendy and cool. I wouldn't really mind if I weren't surrounded everywhere by the Pokémon Go memes or some other shit that makes me wanna tear out me eyes. It's just overhyped
>Im playing because I'm a beta faggot who can't talk to women
>Stop being a faggot
Says the beta cuck faggot. Kill yourself.
just trendy shit people follow as usual like memes
I can't wait Til all the fucking casuals stop playing.
Hmm so its a game making people go out and walk, visit establishments which help with businesses, and meeting new people with same interests. Whereas most games people sit on their asses and get fat. This game is getting neckbeards out of there basements, helping them lose weight, and make new friends... Don't really see how its a bad thing.
The appeal is that fgts who grew up with pokemanz now get to hunt for them irl. Nvm that they are all 4ever alone 30 yos nao and that it haz no innovative gameplay.
Should be called pokemanz stap tbh
>Don't really see how its a bad thing.
Ba-zing
This. Our generation lacks a draft/"real" war/something substantial worth fighting for and focusing on. So we have created a bunch of man-children autists and hipsters.
Also I have a theory that we live in an age of having too much variety and it allows for people to become expectant of having things done to their specifications, instead of just learning how to cope with putting up with bullshit. This makes us soft as fuck.
FAGGOT WHO NEVER KNEW POKÉMON
if you seriously need to ask you will never know. Dont worry about a game thats not for you
It is very strange. I went out for a walk withy friend at around midnight last night on the beach and neither me or her play the game. The amount of people playing it there was unreal. Even the most normie looking chads were all in a group with their phones out looking for magikarp or some fucking shit.
I remember when they first announced it and I thought it was a dumb idea no one would buy in to apart from autists wandering the streets at night, but now I feel like I'm the minority
OP is mad he doesn't have a career/decent job/wife/house and is not enjoying Pokemon GO, which leaves him on Sup Forums
Yeah, you are stuck here my friend.
What this dude said, I can't imagine grown ups being triggered in the fucking 90's and I'm not even going that far back. A real shame.
overland.org.au
A pretty interesting read.
>you'd hop on runescape after school and play with your friends, trying to achieve the highest level
>you'd hop on runescape after school and play with your friends
>runescape
>friends
Pick one.
10 years ago, I was finger blasting my gf on the back of the band bus.
So?
I mean, I remember getting yelled at for triggering my dad's Vietnam Vet buddy at a christmas dinner by shooting off fireworks. But he didn't bitch about it, he just went outside and smoked a cig, very quiet.
That is literally the only example I have of someone being "triggered", pre 2000
>ITT Edgelords
>band
>gf
pick one
>cause females never play in the band
Try harder, dingleberry
Wow dude you're cool as HECK yo
Pokemon is love, Pokemon is life.
Why do you keep posting pictures of uggo girls tho
I don't know. It's really stupid. It gives the government your information anyway.
There is a whale on the hood of your car.
Fucker everything gives the government your information. What's the difference now, personal opinions?
I mean, a Vietnam Veteran I understand. Any Veteran, they've seen shit, it's justified. I'm talking about faggots acting up because of irrational shit you see around here in cringe threads.
It's just a fucking dumb little app that gives people something to do, I've honestly found pretty neat parts of my town that I had no idea existed, I'm a 27 year old veteran making almost $70k a year rn and me and my wife play the shit out of the game, it's better for us instead of just watching Netflix and shit together all day. Yeah some faggots are taking it too far but other than that I don't see such a problem with it, its causing fat antisocial fucks to want to go outside and make their lives better
>implying they don't already have it
Boi I bet you're using Google chrome as we speak.
Plus I wouldn't doubt that Hiroshima himself has been datamining is ever since he got his hands on the site.
It's a folder i have called "girls wearing cheese posing on cars"
Watch your mouth, sweetheart... But thank you.
Oh completely agreed. I just was saying he had a legit reason as opposed to this dipshit millennial that cry and call their therapist when they misplace the remote.
>natural selection doing its thing better now that stupid peoples are out
yeah, that is +1 for go
kinda this. shits all over the net like hurr durr latest fad tee hee fake internet points. currently living in a country that blocks the game, but soon i'll be back on the homefront and will give it a GO for shytes and giggles
>implying because you hate something people do, everybody should stop doing it
do u wanna fuk off m8
>Cat reaction images
>Crying about Pokemon
Beta cuck autist detected.
Natural select yourself, lmao
That isn't the game's problem. It warns you to be aware of your surroundings.
Retards will be retards.
Why do you/should you even care? I dont play it and never will but i dont give a shit if other people do. If other people are having fun with it then good for them, it has nothing to do with you, or is that the problem that you are having? It seems to be pretty damn popular so people must be getting some kind of enjoyment out of it which is great, that is what entertainment is for.
I am getting sick of people complaining about this game non stop, no one is forcing you to play the game and it is not affecting your life so who the fuck cares. Get over yourself.
OP is just mad that my Pokemon are better.
You fucking retard like it wont die out in a month.
it's fun
shit fucking faggot nigger jew cunt
nice pasta friend
to answer your question
>the chance aspect like the chance to find certain things (in this case pokemon) is very addicting
>pokemon already was loved by millions
>combine those 2 and tada you get a succesfull game
Dude, they are playing Pokemon outside and we are here on Sup Forums so idk who is worse off really
Fucking cunt faggot
It's a bit of fun.
I was never into Pokemon as a kid so there's no nostalgia, just some fun when you're out somewhere.
I wish there was something similar and this popular that wasn't about something as shit as Pokemon. A bit more grown up maybe.
But everyone around it is super nice, probably because there's embarrassment involved, bringing out the humility in people.
>2016
>Being this cancerous over a shitty video game.
>Thinking that the company actually gives a shit about you.
>Being a beta cuck.
Picture related.
>A bit more grown up maybe.
ingress, you fucking fag
I just like the concept of the game. Go out in the world. There are checkpoints to get items. I was never really into Pokemon. I hope more developers start doing games like this.
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Kek ye retards think this is the first game to use your gps on your phone
Someone can't beat LFR archimonde.
Look at the little shitter get mad that he's bad at vidjya.
FYI bruddo, real life is MUCH harder than vidjya. Since you're bad at games, what fucking hope do you have in the real world?
Nigga band girls are the freakiest. Especially once they get on that god damn bus.
I stopped at "These are the types of bitches who need help locating their resume in My Documents"
Who the fuck uses My Documents, fuck you OP
what are you 12?
...
>I wanted to write a legitimate explanation why people like it with technical shit and psychology here but I can't take it seriously because people are so mad about others having fun, do imma just shitpost
"UHhhh stop having fun you normie a autists!!!!! I don't enjoy a thing so nobody can"
And here we see summer.
i grew up on pokemon, well actually i was 17 when it came out but i still played the fuck out of it.
>38
>own house
>own car
>job
> girlfriend
was out this morning in the blazing UK sunshine catching pokemons
most of the people crying in this thread are probably autistic little fucks who's parents wont buy them a decent enough phone to even be able to play it.
Not the first, but possibly first that actually is not shit, and has something besides the GPS gimmick
bait
dey don agree wid mee, dey are autisdic summer faaags :(((
Nice argument bro, you sure addressed my criticism
good for you, user.
>sit at mass spammed Pokemon lures all day with teenaged girls
What's not to like
Nostalgia. I was a kid when the first pokemon games red and blue came out and I loved it. And now I can catch them FOR FREE ON MY PHONE!!!
>Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this pokemon go thing?
this is far as i read - the rest of your post and the rest of your thread are bullshit, i don't care about that nonsense
here's the appeal of pokemon go:
it's numbers on your phone, and the numbers go up if you look at your phone more often
you didn't get upset about candy crush or clash of clans, so why the fuck could you possibly care about a game that wants you to get out and walk around a bit?
>false sense of accomplishment
>waste of time
Personally I don't play pokemon go but how the fuck is gaming a waste of time? It's fun. It's used to pass time. You'd rather sit on your ass and be bored? Also it's fun to be good at a game, the accomplishment doesn't have to be something awesome.
free pokecoins about 50 left, you get 14500
I'm in Korea so I'm not seeing much of this atm; closest I heard it is to me is up in Buson or however you pronounce it, and I can't exactly spend 6 hours tryna get up there.
Anyhow, I'm sure it's the gimmick and society: it's the trendy thing to do and everyone is doing it, PLUS the added benefit of interactIng with people. It's an excuse to start a conversation, be it with someone you're romantically interested in or a friend, what have you
You should be an adult and work all the time so you have money when you're dead
Fuck you
STFU and just play it.. It gets you out of the house or office and gets you to see things around your neighborhood or town you may not notice on a daily basis.
fuckermother
But my job allows that, I walk around all fuckin day for work AND I'm not fixated on my phone like a retard, so I can actually take in the sights & surroundings instead of creaming myself over seeing the world through my smartphone with some animated characters.
im an electrician. its only a matter of time until someone walks straight into an open live switchboard and gets hooked up on the busbars.
people who walk around staring at their phone are the bane of humanity. whatever it is they are staring at cant be more important than the ladder they are about to walk into, or the guy perched on it balancing a 20kg light fitting.
As somebody who loved the shit out of Pokemon growing up, I actually want to be able to get into it and love it as much as everyone else seems to, but it seems kinda crap. When I heard how it works, I was confused about why it's so different from how the actual Pokemon games work, then a friend explained that it's just a clone of a different game made by the same company with a Pokemon skin slapped on top for them nostalgia bux.
I mean seriously, no turn-based combat? No player vs player battles? Just you throwing pokeballs at Pokemon without battling or weakening them first and then leaving your Pokemon at "gyms" to defend points? That ain't Pokemon.
Okay so you don't like it? Then don't play it. Why does other people having fun frustrate you so much?
When I no longer can find fun in ridiculous and "childish" things I really don't see the point of existence.
If you're so adult you feel the need to mock others for actually finding joy in simple things, you must truly be ruined inside.
Life is pointless, it's all fleeting and useless. Someday you'll die, your children will die, the earth will die and the universe will die. Nothing you ever do makes any difference to anything, ever.
The only thing that matters is finding your own source of joy, whether that be cooking, kids or pokemon go.
At the moment I enjoy Pokemon Go, it's fun, nostalgic, I can play it with my daughter and it gives me something to do in downtime on long shifts. I'm fucking 34 and I'd hopefully still do the same if I was 64.
Fun things are fun.
Reminds me of my childhood, OP
>STFU and just play it.
I'm not a brainwashed faggot.
Life is nothing more than a series of addictions. What are you wasting your time with? I hope it's something better than work.
They're broken products of modern society trying to spread their cancer to others because of their own endlessly depressing lives.
keep your fat skanks to yourself, buddy
At least it's getting people outside and maybe even losing a few pounds. If it wasn't for this game all you shut ins would still be masturbating to loli porn.