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coke

plymouth is actually an alright place

oi

what should i invest 10 grand in

>people who call diluting juice "cordial"

into the gas chambers

5000 lottery tickets

alri lads

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can you imagine living in the south-west? It would be like stumbling upon the garden of eden

They're pronounced the same though

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HAHAHA YANKS BTFO AND DONT COME BACK TO THESE SHORES AGAIN

just made a shake lads with

154 g protein

2250 calories

AMA

Portsmouth is better

Cordial is a fruity syrup mate
Juice is completely different

a trip back to pakistan

cute pic of maisie x

looks like Niagara/Essex Country

What is it with americans and finding shit/poo/fart jokes really funny?

It's squash you infidel

Lazy portfolio of stocks and bonds m8

plymouth is actually an alright place

delete this immediately

Whats in it lad

how

just had a poshy and spunked a fat load into a pasante ribs and dots

threw it into the bin but it dribbled out onto the carpet

not pleased

no aussies in the last thread
when one finally enters this thread we will hit them wth a barrage of foul abuse

80% of Brits have never seen a house this size in real life. Sad!

how

bit of poo and a garnish of wank

So shiney :3

>this DIRE suburb shitheap
Christ lad get yourself together

3 eggs

125 g oats

1 L milk

215 g high protein yoghurt

100 g peanuts

2 scoops of whey

banana

the ends
the mandem

why are you taking pictures of a strangers house?

>muh mcmansion

s. oak

farewell and adieu to you Spanish ladies
farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
for we've received orders to sail for old England
and soon never more will we see you again.

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Business idea: jeans on the outside, sweat pants on the inside.

Easy option is a Vanguard Life Strategy fund, probably the 80/20 one if you're young

Clever way of making her views clear on the current schism in the alt-right while maintaining plausible deniability.

Interestinger and interestinger
*strokes chin contemplatively*

stop posting this

cleaning the coke with acetone

best way to get over an obsession with someone you'll never have more than a conversation with?

he's probably spending all day locked in his little weenie room in mummies house

thanks lad

is there a risk i could lose my 10k or even a bit of it?

Raw eggs lad? You not worried about getting ill?

my brother is a first year at uni and hes come back for christmas break and now constantly says the word cuck and called me a jew this morning when i tried stealing his headphones

stop breathing

I enjoyed Black Flag as well

Kill yourself.

btfo

bet that tastes deeeeelicious

ask her out

you'll get your closure either way

no lad I don't live in a third world country

eh?

yeah get them some stony and moncler for the winter, raphly for the summer

so chrome

im rorke incarnate myself ive just never ever mentioned my political beliefs to him so im wondering how it happened

hmmmmmm was hoping it wouldn't come to this but if you insist

she's married mate

Why are these gymfags as boring as vegans?

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Fair play lad might go try it myself, care to disclose the yogurt brand?

poor

because it looks similar to mine

COMMIEBLOCK POOR

are you implying she's referencing the 14 words?

I highly doubt that

such a North American thing to do. Ruins the late night walks over girls you know liked you but you didn't approach

Me in the club

how the fuck do i cry? it makes me feel so much comfier and better if im feeling really down or stressed

havent cried in years desu

Salmonella lives on the outside of eggs, literally on the outside of the shell. If you wash your eggs you will never get it. Also it is extremely rare anyway in modern Britain.

Yes of course there is, you're investing in companies. It's for long term investment though. If you're risk averse or have a short time frame, own more bonds than shares.

charli 2bh

What does 14 mean?

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always tell people on here to kill themselves

hope no one actually did

a leaf

did an ol' 'cide last year

me on the way to class

Friendly reminder that long term MDMA use starting at a young age has NOT been tested on a large scale.

Pic related was the last time people took drugs without knowing the long term effects

Enjoy having water brain aged 50 lads, hope it was worth getting spangled every weekend

any fick, pafethic, kangawoo retards in here?

I want you to fuck off

me rn
playing runescape on the side and scrambling for everyone's bones

>how the fuck do i cry? it makes me feel so much comfier and better if im feeling really down or stressed
>havent cried in years desu

lads why are americans so fucking retarded

>dude weed
>dude weed
>my skin green like dude weed

made this 4 u
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I cried the other day when walking my dog through the field near my house after feeling Odin's presence.

been nearly 6 months since i cocked up and i'm still head over heels for her lads

am i fucked for life

should've at least gotten a little better by now right? it's only getting worse

14 words is a neonazi slogan

It's not a coincidence.

>wanting to live past 50

m8

lol

do another one mate

was this filmed in the 90s

oh shit i'll cancel it now

Hey!
I just met you
and this is crazy
but we voted leave
so

shan't be listening to this ever again

Doing an early to mid 00s nostalgia lads

youtube.com/watch?v=KErHjXpsfwA

dude memes lmao

how has that sign not oxidised yet

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great post

she is

ann coulter has no children and has dated hispanics

and you're calling her a neonazi?

lel