What does Sup Forums think about the marihuana i bought yesterday?

What does Sup Forums think about the marihuana i bought yesterday?

>2016
>Not calling it Cannabis

Looks good, im gonna guess a sativa?

for about 50€ in germany

looks decent. too many red hairs though, tell the guy who grows it he has them fruiting for too long

thats some nasty bud dude, i dont even smoke anymore but common you paid 50 for that?

acccording to my dealer it should be about 70 sativa 30% indica

im just a casual joe.

plus its germany, you get what you can get.

>You

i dont you just go to the mountains and there it is

Stop crying you pussy, thats good weed, not premium, but by all means not nasty.

red= done
white=too early
amber/orange=not yet

white/amber hairs means the thc isnt fully developed meaning you will get less potency than if you wait 2 more weeks

saged

lol i have more weed in my belly button then you fucks in Germany.

To get that in my shit country i need over 140 euros damn

all ground up

and into the butter it went.

i'll be enjoying some dank cookies this weekend.

if those mountains are called rif mountain range or hindu kush fucking ey you find it on mountains, did i just take some bait their?.

Looks, fine, too costly though, I bet it smells fruity.

Not always true depends on the strain

good= no fan leaves that are almost trichomeless

bad=the weed op has with fan leaves with no trichomes, the leaves add little thc and add a VERY bad burnt/bitter taste and add weight

GOOD weed has leaves trimmed up to the bud as the leaves have a low ammount of trichomes on the tips, better yet they will remove ALL the large leaves and what you will see is mostly bud that is sparkling with trichomes

this stuff is only worth like 5 dollars more than mexican ditch weed thats full of seeds and dirt and flat as paper

and thats only like 50 bucks for an ounce(28 grams)

saged

its such a fucking hassel to make the butter

It's not bad weed. Shit tier trim job though .

in my country the weed is always brown and full of seeds. But sticky and smelly. Is that terrible weed?

yes some turn slightly pink, but if its still white/yellow/amber/orange it is not ready

>has leaves trimmed up to the bud as the leaves have a low ammount of trichomes on the tips, better yet they will remove ALL the large leaves and what you will see is mostly bud that is sparkling with trichomes

Who has time to do all that.

yes it means it is about a year or two old and is starting to break down and lose potency, probably has mold speeding up the deterioration

unless it is orange bud :)

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heating and straining is hard? are you disabled? a retard could do this in 20 mins

NEEEEERRRRRDD

makes it worth alot less, brick weed=ops weed

yeah i guess but i think its worth it.

i enjoy the body high A LOT with edibles.

plus i feel like i get much more bang for my buck. when im smoking i always feel like most of the THC just burns up. plus i cant afford a vape so i just make yummy cookies :3

plus i mix it with tobacco because its wayy too expensive too use it on its own. Fuck me

the person hired to trim it, its not a 1 man operation, op didnt grow it he bought it, if you pay money it should be done right

if it isnt right when you go to buy it refuse and tell them why and find someone who doesnt sell sub par weed to avoid work and cost of the weed weighing less without the leaves

idk if its mold , brick weed is always brown in my experience but not mold, might just be the tars that get pushed out.

Farmers have silage grass which turns brown because of anarobic conditions

Nonsense. The leaves visibly display trichromes. Considering that, it's okay to leave some leaves intact. TBH, at some point it doesn't even make sense to continue trimming down for "better" weed, since if you're willing to spend that much time and effort "purifying" the THC, you might as well just be making hash instead. If you don't like the flavor of the plant, and are just in it for the chemicals, then why even bother smoking the plant?

As far as bud goes, that's rather decent bud.

You are quite literally retarded.

mexicunt stomping weed with a board with ropes attached to stuff into tires to be sold to homeless ppl, children, drunks, and more mexicunts

nobody wants your shit weed anymore mexicant

retarded doesnt mean smart, are you autistic kiddo?

>tobacco
go fucking kill yourself right now

compare the surface of the leaf on the top and left side to the rest of the bud, spotty trichomes, should be trimmed and used to make hash/bho those are NOT to be left on the finished product unless you want it to taste bad and have a lower potency per gram

lol.

i should've known that even on the matter of weed Sup Forums is a bunch of autists.

pls tell me more about the god tier weed you people buy in legalized countries.

i bought this off some dude i barely know and its better weed than most of the stuff you get in the fatherland.

so go suck a fat one.

You only soak your weed in the butter for
-10 minutes cleaning
-5 minuets set up and straining
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5 minuets

Now that is fucking retard most recipes call for 3 hours of soak

Now wasting your weed like that getting low potency butter , thats fucking retarded.

Why you so mad any ways , you no have weed , you no have pussy , have a wank loser.

i always assumed that since everyone else smoking stories sounding more like an acid trip that they were just full of shit, ive had dab after dab and still never starting thinking shit was going on, just giggled and ate a fuck ton of food

are you autistic, yea you are its showing

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from guide:
"Once the butter has melted you can add the marijuana. Once the weed is added the heat should be turned down, very low, to barely a simmer. I usually let the weed cook for around three hours. You can tell it’s done when the top of the mix turns from really watery to glossy and thick."

yes i never made it, didnt know it took so long to soak, point still stands tho regardless of the time it takes

its melting and straining, whats so hard?

It's the tricomes you care about color, not the hairs.

>yes i never made it, didnt know it took so long to soak, point still stands tho regardless of the time it takes
>its melting and straining, whats so hard?

> let the weed cook for around three hours.
> so long to soak

so waiting is hard for you, are you autistic?

i thought maybe they were disabled autistic makes more sense

actually his point does still stand.

its literally just cutting up weed, then putting it into a mix of boiling water/melted butter.

if you know how to control the heat on your stove you can then just go and jerk off for 3 hours, occasionally stir it.

im doing that right now, i dont think its hard.

if you use a microscope, to the bare eye tho hairs tell u when its ready

i dont have the patience to stand over a stove to check if my butter is still u`biene also i have shit posting to do so i dont have any time for that,
Now you mentioned cleaning

Have you ever cleaned a strainer used for butter?

autists cant grow or make anything weed related.

they can only puchase it since it takes little to no time, even then they go into a fit waiting for the product

they cannot grow, so they buy it. They cannot roll joints so they buy them, They cant make any weed product like wax/edibles/hash so they purchase it.

im actually surprised they dont hire someone to pack the weed

Shit its the feds trying to bait me in to posting my bud porn.

so you are autistic? just buy it if it will cause you to have a seizure or whatever to make it

and ive cleaned things full of residue im guessing hot water to melt and alcohol to dissolve, again not HARD just takes time

time doesnt= hard

are you autistuic

Sort of, but depends largely on the strain too. Trich's are a much better judge of ripeness.

the word autistic is used too much in this thread

if a 13 year old grew it in his closet thats pretty decent, if you tried to actually go out and look for pententcy tho no this is shit tier 5th grader weed

Some Obama i got yesterday.. Hit clean af

are you autistic?

this is what non-autisticly grown weed looks like

Pretty, which strain?

what do you want me to confess
who said i buy it
who said i take illegal substances at all

>Hot water to melt butter
It is pretty clear that you either have boiling tap water or never cooked in your life.

Well.. Not entirely true. If you know the right ppl you can order by strain

Thats frozen spinach mixed with a sloppy joe OP

oaxaca sewer treatment facility ditch starin

but I DONT KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE

what the fuck am i supposed to do?

im going to amsterdam in 5 weeks to get something that looks like this its not like im an utter pot head - i just make cookies three or four times a year.

stop giving a shit, the weed you have is good

i said you SHOULD buy it you autistic fuck, you cant make it so i said buy it

and its clear you live in an area where you can actually put your hand under the hot water and not get burned, yes my water is that hot just like everyone else that doesnt live in a hut

so you dont want to boil water since yours isnt hot and dont want to dirty your only hut supplies, thats why i suggested you buy it then

but you wont understand any of this because you are autistic

>it takes little to no time,
>hard
> i dont think its hard.
>so waiting is hard for you, are you autistic?\
>point still stands tho

Read again here:>its such a fucking hassel to make the butter

> hassel
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just go across the dutch border and get it there

How much of those was same fag faggot ?there are only 24 posters on 71 posts

>the point still stands
lol

if you cant wait for 3 hours yea you are autistic, also if you use >hassel you have dyslexia as well

How much is it?
If you've paid more than 9-10€/g it's too expensive

ops got a good grower, check out his lastest grow in the local ditch

look at that grow site, it must be 40 bucks a gram dude

you called?

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9€ per g

im ok with it i've grown up in bavaria where a g of shit weed was almost 15€

im just too much of a social outcast to get to know the right people i guess.

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Oh man I have a friend who makes butter and the weed he uses is some really good stuff. The cookies fucking destroy everyone who tries them too, it's great.

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wauw so you can stare at a stove for 3 hours

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so you burned it last time by staring like an autistic fuck? no wonder you autistic fucks think its hard you have to stir it a little

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This makes me happy.

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not labeled properly, just says "laws" should list which section code protects you, high liability for you and them labeled this way, guessing they dont actually know the law by the unsealed container it came in, aka a unsealed plastic bag

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utter shit weed.