Hey Sup Forums I feel like offing myself, give me some ideas, preferably quick and painless

Hey Sup Forums I feel like offing myself, give me some ideas, preferably quick and painless.

Install Gentoo.

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I'm gonna go ahead and assume this is bullshit and doesn't work

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What's Gentoo?

>preferably quick and painless
1) Go to the darknet.

2) Buy as much pentobarbital and xanax as possible.

3) Take both.

4) Fall asleep.

5) Die.

Got a gas stove?

It totally does though.
I tried and died in like 8 minutes.

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No, fan.

>Give me some ideas preferably painless.
The helium exit bag has been posted so many times.

While I know you're a Faggot and won't do it but if you do live stream it.

Don't kill yourself, dumbass.

I'm not fucking live streaming.

Shut the fuck up and get The fuck out of here. I'm sick of you new fags.

This, I died in about 6 minutes and I didn't feel anything. I just fell asleep.

Is it bad to have human empathy you edgy little faggot? You should be the one committing suicide.

OP here.

I didn't think Sup Forums would be so shit at giving suicide advice.

He won't do it anyway. So why bother.

Suicide bomb a mosque.

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Or convert to Muslim, and suicide bomb that black box thing at mecca that all the pakis pray to during the annual pilgrimage.

use the electric then. the smell of roast beef will attract your neighbours.

This. If you're gonna kill yourself, then go out as a hero.

Dubs demand it.

I'd rather not risk going to jail alive and be in even more misery, thanks.

it works.

for everyone who doesn't want to invest too much effort in this can just use a rope and hang himself. If you're jumping from a tree or a chair it's going to end faster.

Bump

dont do it man

Nothing else to do.

Feel hopeless and bleary for a day or two. Get some exercise and sunshine. Set goals and try your best to achieve them. Don't beat yourself up if you don't meet these goals. Stay around positive people.

Life has its up ands downs try not to focus on the negative all the time. And get off Sup Forums it's not good for you

Good ol' rope does the job just fine.
Make sure to break your neck.

I've set goals, I've achieved them. Still I feel nothing.

go jump off something high up, painless instant death, wear a gopro and aim for an old lady or something

or alternatively, drink a quart of bleach. that works too

I feel like my fear of heights will prevent me from doing it.

Good grief man this isn't rocket science. Drink/do drugs till you can barely stand. Swan dive off a bridge. Youre dead