Eternal /got/ general

GET FUCKING HYPED

First for Highgarden

Preston

VOLANTIS STRONK

nth for Rhaegar

will she produce demon babies?
with whom?

>Wake up early one morning as Walder Frey
>There's been a bird from Winterfell
>Fat Walda is dead
>She was poisoned by her enemies

How do you react?

>tfw /got/'s biggest complaint circa S3 was changing Jeyne Westerling into Talisa and cutting Patchface

>they actually call him Ser Gregor in the show
even my normie friends know who he is and only know him as the Mountain.

Would it really be that hard to have 2 lines of dialogue that say they need a disguise for him and to call him Ser Robert?

Tyrion, because he has cock xD

Fucking hype as fuck

Reminder:

R + L = 3 Dragon Eggs, which Lyanna died laying.

Not Rhaegar, also
>Deadwood's group are outlaws pretending to be septons
>Deadwood is a Red Priest who knows Thoros and brought Sandor back
>Sandor fights Beric again
>Beric has a new actor

Lord Bolton was a cunt

Why don't Stannisfags just kill themselves?

Why would they? Dorne isn't buttmad about Gregor not dying in the show, they never send a fake head, they don't need to call him Robert..

And miss out on his glorious return? Not likely!

Idris Elba is playing Rhaegar you fucking racist

If this is Rhaegar I'm dropping the show.

>you don't have a cock

what did he mean with this?

If only we could go back to the days before DABID.

When is CIA going to kill him?

Promise me, Ned

>I really don't understand what people like you are doing both watching and posting about something you loathe. Seems a waste of time and pretty pathetic.

Because we actually enjoy the source material?
the memers might shit on the books, but at least the pretend to be wikifags

What I (and probably many others) hate is that D & D shit on stupid insignificant things for seemingly no reason.

D&D aren't THAT retarded to have a brown hair guy play Rhaegar, it's more than likely a double.

>There are people in this thread, this very board that support the eternal maesters and their schemes
Take the Ironborn pill and break yourselves free from the chains of the maesters

why don't you fuck off

but muh Grey Worm cuddles plot

>Why would they?
I would assume because of the Faith Remilitant?
but assuming that's too much plot for the normies, then why bother at all? just go all in and call him the Mountain

You are watching a show you hate. It has no excuse, m8. You just can't stop watching and don't want to admit it.

>but muh source material
I though D&D were butchering it. Why don't you wait for the book like Elio is doing? ;)

>Wake up early one morning as GRRM
>There's been a SMS from Westeros.org
>Your books has been fucked up
>They were ruined by D&D

How do you react?

I already explained this to you you dense faggot.

Roll over and dream about next year's Hugo

Add Number to Spam Filter

Too bad your explanation is shit. You are still watching a show you hate.

Throw a bridge at them

Probably eat something

>She was poisoned by her enemies

Nah, Ramsay isn't that dumb. She died in childbirth.

Realise that I ruined my own books.

is that all he told us?

>How do you react?

I would thank God that someone is finishing my work for me since i'm a lazy fat fuck :^)

Probably fuck my current loli wife

Season rankings:

1 >>> 3 > 4 > 2 > 6 (so far) > 5

Walder still won't buy it

>4 > 2
ok friend

Check my bank balance and go back to sleep.

fuckng kek

Ask DnD if I can help cast some new actresses for S7.

Do showfags ITT seriously think the plot is still good with shit like "we want revenge for Oberyn who loved his family, I know, let's murder his entire family"?

This Targ photo isnt fake. They are in same tent or whatever.

Will we ever get to see Giant Ice Spiders and other legendary creatures?

If Xav turns out to actually be RHaegar I wouldn't be mad

> Dorne isn't buttmad about Gregor not dying in the show

Well they should be REEEEEE FUCKING LANNISTER SHITS

>Quiet Isle isn't an island
>Thoros and Deadwood trained as Red Priests together in Volantis

breddy gud tbqh famalamo

check them

>theres an alternate universe where Jamie and Bronn go to dorne to deliver 'gregor's head, an attempt to appease the Dornish king

instead, we got sansn3k shenanigans

Pretty much, he said he was only present for Brotherhood scenes. The pictures are from his friends.

GEOORGE!

also
>implying he doesn't secretly watch the show and then lie about it

based

>4
>Purp wedding, Tyrions trial, Viperbowl, Wall battle, Stannis btfo Wildlings, Tywins death

>2
>Blackwater???

close enough

>Using pieces of standard Lannister armor
I guess that's practical, but it's a bit too obvious and cheap.

>'The Seven Kingdoms'
>there's actually nine

Is this accurate?

Who is the face of harrenhall?

Linda has crazy eyes

YOUNG GRIFF
YOUNG GRIFF
YOUNG GRIFF

Swap dorniggers with saltniggers

>smart frog poster
>is actually stupid

>'the Free Cities'
>several practice slavery

Northern barbarians never produced anything of value, at least the Dornishmen enjoyed good food and books and stuff.

>spelling reddit with his pee

>Dorne
>White

>that filename
I specifically said it's an extra. Stop trying to ruse people.

Ironborn used to fuck Andals on a regular basis until Aegon.

It makes no sense. You mixed regions with ethnicity. You should have First Men, Rhoynian, Andal and so on

>Northern barbarians never produced anything of value
What is the Wall?
What is Winterfell?
What is the Citadel?
What is Storm's End?

>quell rising central chest pain by eating a bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast
>think about the inevitable westeros spin-off i'm going to hire some starving unknown author to ghost-write once the D&D shitstorm has died down

It's a shame Gurm only took the negative aspects of pagan norse culture for the ironborn, not the more equal society compared to feudal christian europe. Well I guess they do have a kingsmoot every few thousand years but still.

>Ned races up steps, charges through the door to the room at the top of the Tower.
>Ned sees Lyanna lying in a pool of her own blood.
>Lyanna: “Hey-a yousa! Meesa in big stinkowiff doodoo dis time! Promise meesa!”
>Ned: “...”
>Old Tree Dude: “Aaaayep. That's about enough for today. See y'all cats next time.”
>Roll credits

>t. Jon Dayne

>A bunch of big rocks on top of each other

...

I know people like to give grrm a lot of shit for his writing, but have any of you read fantasy lately?

I really liked reading ASOIAF, and I asked myself why I stopped reading fantasy. I picked up pic related recently and tried to read it. Couldn't make it past two chapters. Holy shit the writing is fucking awful compared to asoiaf.

If anyone wants, I can post the prologue so you can see for yourself (it's three pages)

The others created the wall to get rid of those barbaric human cunts

Fuck off with your made up shit

...

>Gratuitously slaughter disarmed peasants for pleasure
>hate southern culture
>See rape as a great thing
>described ar poor misunderstood peoples
>evryone who want to stop them is considered a evil intolerant fascist

What did thy mean by this ?

>Winterfell's glorious and complex glasshouses
>not of value
>The fucking Wall
>not of value

a big JUST guy?

even reddit doesn't like Dorne

Then they should have made it non-human passable instead of non-Other passable

Seems more like Norse-Gael culture to me with the drowning people to the sea god and "Kingdom of the Isles"

>>Gratuitously slaughter disarmed peasants for pleasure

When did they do this?

Wait so Robert Strong is dead Gregor?

Don't forget Azor Ahai

t. Southron pansy who's never worked a day in his life

>Not supporting the Wall
Fuck off Mance supporter. We need to make Westeros great again.

sure why not

Most fantasy writing is a bucket of dogshit.