>Be 21 >Work non stop 50+ hours a week >Talking to chicks online because too lazy to go out like a normal person >Find 30 year old Columbian milf >The type you only see with rich white men >Round firm ass and decent fits >8/10 (Face was average) >Start trying to spit some lame jokes her way >No response >A few days later I get a message in broken English trying to give me an intro >The conversations were dry and she barely replied >Her page was blown up with thirsty guys so I stopped talking to her >Cont.
Jackson Butler
>Fast forward a week, just drove home from the bar slight buzz >Settle in with some Buddha and Netflix >About 2 a.m. she sends me a message >"Hey... Sorry I've been busy with work..." (She used broken English but I'm just gonna give you a proper translation) >Cont.
Blake Hall
Si
Dominic Sanders
>I knew she was BSing me but fuck it I'm horny and high >"Its OK, I bet you work all the time... You should get a massage!" >"Yesss! I need one but I have no one to give me a massage :(" >"I give pretty good massages :P" >I used to send Smiley's like that whenever I sent a risky text just in case a chicks defense rose up >"Oh really?" >So I spent the next 10 minutes telling her why she should get a massage and she should come over >She was playing that "I'm not like that" card >She finally gives in, BUT she had one question >I already knew this was coming because I love fucking older ladies >"How old are you" >"27" >"No you look young blah blah blah" >"I'll show you my ID at home" >Not gonna lie I had no confidence that this method would work, even under the influence >Cont.
Josiah Roberts
Keep posting, and picture or it didn't happens
Noah Sullivan
Hey nigger hurry up
Blake Russell
I'll bite, carry on
Alexander Roberts
I'll bump this because it's not 6 minutes between posts.
Brayden Edwards
fuck me hurry up cunt
Ryder Jenkins
>She started coming up with excuses about why she can't come >She lives with her family and they'd complain (Spaniards are so strict) >Told her about how good it would feel >She even asked for a fucking pic of me to prove I was real (understandable) >I sent her a shirtless pic (4th month of consecutive gym visits!) >She agreed to come over (fucking slore) >She arrived at like 3:30 a.m. wearing black spandex that I could see her thing through... And a black blouse >I was nervous and also spent like 5 minutes throwing shit in my closet and spraying febreeze everywhere >She came in cautiously and then we greeted >The conversation was terrible but her accent was so fucking sexy >I have Netflix paused and don't even give her time to get comfortable >Instantly grab her ass and try to make out with me >She stops the fuck outta me... >Cont. I'm on a phone sorry for the wait
Nathan Long
Lurking. This better not be fucking dinosaur or bel air
Zachary Clark
>Colombian >Spaniard No wonder she stopped you, she figured out pretty quickly you're retarded.
Charles White
Kek
Carter Myers
>Tells me that she doesn't think I'm 27 >She ask for my fucking ID >I didn't think she would really check so I gave it to her >MFW she fucking checks... >YOU'RE NOT 21 BLAH BLAH BLAH >I don't really care because she's already over and I know she wouldn't waste her time >Ask if I can at least give her a massage >She agrees and I lay her down on my bed >I gave her a decent massage for what felt like 5 minutes but I bet it was like 3 >Start from the upper back and slowly worked my way down her sexy round ass >I got rock hard just feeling it through her spandex >Cont. Almost done bros! Bear with me!
Aiden Ortiz
Virgin detected
Jace Watson
>She started lifting up her ass slowly >I took that as a green light and almost ripped her fucking spandex off >Her white thong was so fucking sexy >So thin I could see her asshole >Start rubbing her ass while shes moving it from side to side making it jiggle >I started kissing her neck and she let out a soft moan >Noticed she really liked neck play and started teasing it with my tongue >cont.
Jose Martinez
Boringggg
Connor Carter
Htfu op. We ain't got alllll day
Christian Thompson
>She started rubbing my cock with her hands >I pulled her thong to the side of her curvy ass and started to put it in >She stops me again.. "Do you have a condom?" >FUCCCKKKKK >Cont.
Aiden Ortiz
why the fuck did you stop at 4 lines
Kayden Gomez
>Tell her no because I don't do this often (lel) >She asks if I'm clean >Yes. (Lel) >She says OK and starts to press her pussy against my cock >... It was so fucking soft and moist, just thinking about it makes me rock hard >I begin sliding my cock into her >Dribbled cum almost instantly it was dark so she didn't notice >Slid back in and started slamming her pussy like a fucking animal >We do a few positions and cum >6 a.m. >She starts freaking out because she late for work >She leaves >Text me later that day >Don't reply for like a week to fuck with her >New fuck buddy
Ian Mitchell
Lol I'm high and you guys keep pushing me to post faster but I'm only on a phone!
Dylan Ward
I feel like I wasted my life.
Julian Murphy
HURRY UP OP FFS
Nathan Richardson
Sorry about that fellas I know the story fell off. Next time I'll just copy and paste it so I have more time for deets! Any one else got a story!?
Cooper Barnes
Wait that's was the end? Fuck you OP
Josiah Powell
I stayed up for this? Fuck you OP, fuck you
Adrian Gomez
>lol I'm high Underage b8 detected
Julian Hall
Eh don't rush me next time
Austin Barnes
Nah I just like to wind down from gym with a Lil buddha