Dating site hook up stories? I have quite a few

Dating site hook up stories? I have quite a few

>Be 21
>Work non stop 50+ hours a week
>Talking to chicks online because too lazy to go out like a normal person
>Find 30 year old Columbian milf
>The type you only see with rich white men
>Round firm ass and decent fits
>8/10 (Face was average)
>Start trying to spit some lame jokes her way
>No response
>A few days later I get a message in broken English trying to give me an intro
>The conversations were dry and she barely replied
>Her page was blown up with thirsty guys so I stopped talking to her
>Cont.

>Fast forward a week, just drove home from the bar slight buzz
>Settle in with some Buddha and Netflix
>About 2 a.m. she sends me a message
>"Hey... Sorry I've been busy with work..." (She used broken English but I'm just gonna give you a proper translation)
>Cont.

Si

>I knew she was BSing me but fuck it I'm horny and high
>"Its OK, I bet you work all the time... You should get a massage!"
>"Yesss! I need one but I have no one to give me a massage :("
>"I give pretty good massages :P"
>I used to send Smiley's like that whenever I sent a risky text just in case a chicks defense rose up
>"Oh really?"
>So I spent the next 10 minutes telling her why she should get a massage and she should come over
>She was playing that "I'm not like that" card
>She finally gives in, BUT she had one question
>I already knew this was coming because I love fucking older ladies
>"How old are you"
>"27"
>"No you look young blah blah blah"
>"I'll show you my ID at home"
>Not gonna lie I had no confidence that this method would work, even under the influence
>Cont.

Keep posting, and picture or it didn't happens

Hey nigger hurry up

I'll bite, carry on

I'll bump this because it's not 6 minutes between posts.

fuck me hurry up cunt

>She started coming up with excuses about why she can't come
>She lives with her family and they'd complain (Spaniards are so strict)
>Told her about how good it would feel
>She even asked for a fucking pic of me to prove I was real (understandable)
>I sent her a shirtless pic (4th month of consecutive gym visits!)
>She agreed to come over (fucking slore)
>She arrived at like 3:30 a.m. wearing black spandex that I could see her thing through... And a black blouse
>I was nervous and also spent like 5 minutes throwing shit in my closet and spraying febreeze everywhere
>She came in cautiously and then we greeted
>The conversation was terrible but her accent was so fucking sexy
>I have Netflix paused and don't even give her time to get comfortable
>Instantly grab her ass and try to make out with me
>She stops the fuck outta me...
>Cont. I'm on a phone sorry for the wait

Lurking.
This better not be fucking dinosaur or bel air

>Colombian
>Spaniard
No wonder she stopped you, she figured out pretty quickly you're retarded.

Kek

>Tells me that she doesn't think I'm 27
>She ask for my fucking ID
>I didn't think she would really check so I gave it to her
>MFW she fucking checks...
>YOU'RE NOT 21 BLAH BLAH BLAH
>I don't really care because she's already over and I know she wouldn't waste her time
>Ask if I can at least give her a massage
>She agrees and I lay her down on my bed
>I gave her a decent massage for what felt like 5 minutes but I bet it was like 3
>Start from the upper back and slowly worked my way down her sexy round ass
>I got rock hard just feeling it through her spandex
>Cont. Almost done bros! Bear with me!

Virgin detected

>She started lifting up her ass slowly
>I took that as a green light and almost ripped her fucking spandex off
>Her white thong was so fucking sexy
>So thin I could see her asshole
>Start rubbing her ass while shes moving it from side to side making it jiggle
>I started kissing her neck and she let out a soft moan
>Noticed she really liked neck play and started teasing it with my tongue
>cont.

Boringggg

Htfu op. We ain't got alllll day

>She started rubbing my cock with her hands
>I pulled her thong to the side of her curvy ass and started to put it in
>She stops me again.. "Do you have a condom?"
>FUCCCKKKKK
>Cont.

why the fuck did you stop at 4 lines

>Tell her no because I don't do this often (lel)
>She asks if I'm clean
>Yes. (Lel)
>She says OK and starts to press her pussy against my cock
>... It was so fucking soft and moist, just thinking about it makes me rock hard
>I begin sliding my cock into her
>Dribbled cum almost instantly it was dark so she didn't notice
>Slid back in and started slamming her pussy like a fucking animal
>We do a few positions and cum
>6 a.m.
>She starts freaking out because she late for work
>She leaves
>Text me later that day
>Don't reply for like a week to fuck with her
>New fuck buddy

Lol I'm high and you guys keep pushing me to post faster but I'm only on a phone!

I feel like I wasted my life.

HURRY UP OP FFS

Sorry about that fellas I know the story fell off. Next time I'll just copy and paste it so I have more time for deets! Any one else got a story!?

Wait that's was the end? Fuck you OP

I stayed up for this?
Fuck you OP, fuck you

>lol I'm high
Underage b8 detected

Eh don't rush me next time

Nah I just like to wind down from gym with a Lil buddha

dud

Wow that was shit