So what is her super power again?

So what is her super power again?

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She was raised to be a killing machine super spy pretty much from birth and has managed to hold her own and kick ass against aliens, robots, and soldiers.

What's Hawkman's?

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She's an enhanced solider like Cap. only doesn't have a flashy shield.

>She was raised to be a killing machine super spy pretty much from birth

This is what pisses me off about seeing her running around punching people and wearing a uniform. Just let her be a spy. Her introduction in Iron Man 2 was perfect.

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they need to have a chick on the team so it's not a sausage fest

Then bring out shehulk

When should she make an appearance and who would you be comfortable with playing her?

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no, she's aging way too poorly

They kind of try, but the Avengers isn't a spy movie.

Still, Avengers 1 introduces her with her doing spy stuff. Ultron has her do a recon mission in Seoul. Her whole thing was sneaking in and getting the cradle while Hawkeye and Cap distracted Ultron. Civil War also opens with her doing her spy thing, the opening actual feels a bit like a Bond film, just with superheroes. And then she was spymode in Cap 2.

I feel like, if they do a Black Widow movie, they'll go full spy on it.

Being shit.

She's a whore.

they're going to push the racemixing overtime with her

which is a shame because she was my favorite in the original cartoons

so Id rather they just leave her out, they've already kind of overdone the whole 'I hit you so hard the nearby cars moved' and that's her whole shtick

Yes

Natasha has received the Red Room's variant of the Super-Soldier Serum. As a result, her physical and mental abilities had been enhanced slightly beyond human limits.

The Black Widow is a world class athlete, gymnast, acrobat, aerialist capable of numerous complex maneuvers and feats, expert martial artist (including karate, judo, ninjutsu, aikido, savate, various styles of kung fu, and boxing), marksman, and weapons specialist as well as having extensive espionage training. She is also an accomplished ballerina.

Her agility is greater than that of an Olympic gold medalist. She can coordinate her body with balance, flexibility, and dexterity easily.

The Black Widow has been enhanced by biotechnology that makes her body resistant to aging and disease and heals at an above human rate; as well as psychological conditioning that suppresses her memory of true events as opposed to implanted ones of the past without the aid of specially designed system suppressant drugs.

Due to the Super-Soldier Serum, the white blood cells in her body are efficient enough to fight off any microbe, foreign body and others from her body, keeping her healthy and immune to most, if not all infections, diseases and disorders.

Her bodily tissues have been augmented to superhuman development. She possesses exceptional durability, strength, endurance, and stamina.

Natasha's reaction time is similarly enhanced and functions with the peak of human efficiency and capability, bordering on superhuman level. It is possible for Natasha to dodge a bullet even at point blank range

>It is possible for Natasha to dodge a bullet even at point blank range
That's not bordering on superhuman. That is superhuman.

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Not in the mcu

They just train from child, and get handcuffed to beds as young girls

Pic related, original black widow

That's in the comics, not the movies.

marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Widow

This all from Marvel canon universe (Earth-616)

Then literally all she got's is a nice pair of tits and a skin tight leather suit. I'd still watch that bounce around the screen for 2 hours.

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It's possible for a normal human to "dodge" a bullet from point blank range by constantly moving.

She has extensive training and is highly skilled, plus she has equipment.

Ex-military fämälämäsoldier here


We are trained to flex all muscles in a way that bullets never pierce the skin, waste of time to dodge bullets instead of shooting back

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She can be replaced by literally another agent of SHIELD by the sounds of it.

They all got that too.If they ignored the comic backstory she is objectivity nothing special.

>She can be replaced by literally another agent of SHIELD by the sounds of it.
Except none of them are nearly as skilled or experienced.

I mean, I guess any SHIELD agent could wear the Iron Man suit or the Falcon suit or shoot Hawkeye's bow.

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No like, her backstory was that she was an abused child turned into a solider. I'm sure you can go into SHIELD database and find someone who check off the same shit.

You're absolutely right that anyone can wear the suit just look at WarMachine and again Falcon is nothing special without his suit. But I have to disagree with Hawkeye. Hawkeye power is that he never ever misses. That can't be reproduced by any joe-shmoe.

Look I was the only who originally said she was enhanced but apparently she isn't. Just broken goods.

The OP is right, she's nothing special in the movies. She has no super power. We can all go home.

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>No like, her backstory was that she was an abused child turned into a solider. I'm sure you can go into SHIELD database and find someone who check off the same shit.

you can probably find a rich kid with dead parents too, but it doesn't make them batman

>Hawkeye
>power
He doesn't have any.

>never ever misses
He misses all the time, despite his bragging.

Pretty much, any of these heroes could be replaced by SHIELD agent:
1. Iron Man
2. War Machine
3. Falcon
4. Hawkeye
5. Black Widow
6. Ant Man

And then people like Captain America, Hulk, Scarlet Witch, and Spider-Man are just the products of experimentation, so you could just repeat the experiment on a SHIELD agent. Vision is just a machine, could replace him. Thor? Just find a SHIELD agent who is worthy and give him the hammer.

So basically, the entire team is replaceable by SHIELD agents.

Instead of calling them the Avengers, you should call them the Replaceables.

Black Widow with the original backstory can't be replaced. But in the movie world she lacks the backstory and can be replaced. OP is right in that she has no super powers. Like I said I'll still watch her movie because she has a great pair of tits and will most likely be in a skin tight leather suit for 80% of the screen time.

Vision has one of the Dragon Ba;;s embeded into his forehead.. There's only like 6 more of those in the universe.

Thor is a literal god. I'm not sure what power the hammer itself has other than flying back into your hand.

Hawkeye hasn't missed in the movies yet.

Most rich kids with dead parents just develop a bad coke habit.

There's just one problem, that being SHIELD near enough doesn't exist anymore, unless you want Coulson and his brigade replacing the Avengers.

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>Vision has one of the Dragon Ba;;s embeded into his forehead.. There's only like 6 more of those in the universe.
You can just pluck that out and put it in a new robot. Boom, new Vision.

>I'm not sure what power the hammer itself has other than flying back into your hand.
His hammer gives him his powers. In Thor 1, Odin straight up says "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."

>Hawkeye hasn't missed in the movies yet.
He misses Black Panther a ton in his fight against him.

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Just saying, if you can replace Black Widow with a SHIELD agent, you can replace any of them with a SHIELD agent.

Oh, and Black Panther is another "dude in a suit" so he can also be replaced like Iron Man. Winter Soldier is an experiment: just repeat it on a SHIELD agent.

But Hawkeye was holding back. Look at his shooting when they were fighting the invasion in NewYork and you can't tell me he wouldn't have been able to hit the Panther. Vision even confirms that during the fight. Civil War was such a useless fluff movie.

Can you pluck out the Dragon Ball? What would happen to Vision? Will he lose his body?

She should really die in the movies. Useless character.

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>holding back
No, he held back against Black Widow by not shooting at her.

Fact is, he shoots and misses during the Black Panther.

If "never miss" is really his power and not an exaggeration, where did he get this power?

marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Hawkeye

Wiki says he's just "highly trained" like Black Widow, so if a SHIELD agent can replace her, a SHIELD agent can replace him.

So again, every Avenger can just be replaced by SHIELD agents.

Man again, if the movies are ignoring the backstory. You're right. Fuck it.

The none enhanced characters on the Avengers are fucking interchangeable sacks of meat and I stand by what I said, any SHIELD agent can replace them. Just because we don't know the 'exciting/heartbreaking/dick hardening' back story to any of the rank and file agents doesn't make them any less capable.

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I literally came in defending the Widow because she was for all intensive purposes the the Russian Cap, just without the flashy shield.

But the movies turned her into a pair of great tits in a screen tight leather suit for 80% of the screen time.

Mhmmmm.

They went too far with this.

You can just repeat the experiments to make new Caps/Winter Soldiers/Spidermen/Hulks/Scarlet Witches.

You can give the suits to anybody and make new Ironmen/Warmachines/Antmen/Falcons/Black Panthers.

You can train and equip new Black Widows/Hawkeyes.

Vision is a machine. Rebuild him.

Thor's power is in the hammer and you just gotta be worthy to pick it up.

Actually, just do all that shit to one guy. Give him all their powers at once and name him The Last Avenger because at that point you just need the one guy.

WTF? Isn't it obvious?
She's a Black Widow. Her superpower is draining all male bodily fluids (does not work on females).

>(does not work on females)

So it's true that lesbians are a myth?

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Black widow is pretty useless at this point.
The scene in civil war where she's beating up crossbones men was the only scene where it was super obvious that back guys were lowering their guns and running up to punch her one by one instead of, you know shooting her.
She can't be a super spy anymore, remember her introduction in avengers 1 where she's undercover? Good luck doing that now that you're world famous and all over the news with the avengers and the accords signing.
Oh you're good at Kung fu? Bucky stomped your ass, there's tons of other supersoldiers, Hawkeye is a better marksman, Zemo was way better at encryption breaking and spy shit than you ever were.
Intel gathering/infiltration? You have Tony starks tech and AIs, vision who can pass through walls and move at super speed, and how can you blend in when you are Scarlett Johansson?
BW is useless.

But really the point of the thread. In the movie's what makes Black Widow special from MI:6 spy #31, or KGB spy #313 or CSI agent #42?

I thought she was enhanced but apparently she's not in the movies. She's just broken goods.

Vision is more than a robot, I thought Ultron grew his body there's some fleshy parts in there isn't it?

Why don't we get SEAL Team 6 out there?

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Vision is a human if said humans cells were vibrantium and powered by a space dragon ball.

So they DO exist? I can't take all this flip-flopping, user. You're confusing me.

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Again, just give all their powers to one man, the Last Avenger.

>He misses all the time, despite his bragging.
When did he miss?

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>Vision is a machine. Rebuild him.

Vision can only be alive because of the Mind Gem in his forehead. Without that he would just be a complex pile of Vibranium.

Does this happen anywhere? I'd watch that movie, starts off with each of the avengers just getting mowed down and by the end of the movie, with their powers combined they from a Captain...Planet...

i don't think anyone on Sup Forums can answer your question

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Is that what it's actually called the 'Mind gem'? I much prefer space Dragon Balls

>Vision is just a machine
Yeah, just take out the vibranium coating, Tony Stark's personal A.I., and the magic gem that powers him. It's not like any of those things are special.

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There's less of a point to Black Widow being on the team than Hawkeye. She's a deep cover assassin turned into a public figure, this 110lbs woman ain't gonna do shit.

>He misses Black Panther a ton in his fight against him.

Yeah, it's the Mind Gem. One of the 5 or 6 Infinity Stones in the universe. If you prefer, you can call them Space Dragon Balls. They're basically that, but more OP because putting them all in the Infinity Gauntlet gives you God powers to control every facet of reality.

>Hawkeye intentionally holding back
>Ironman confirms it during the fight
>Vision confirms it during the fight

That movie was straight up pointless. I wish they went grim dark and fucking actually killed each other. Would have been a great way to end the fucking Ant Man

Does that ever happen in the comics? Someone actually summoning the dragon? Or is it just a big 'what if' still?

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Her power level, like Cap's, has gone up every single movie. I wouldn't be surprised if she reveals she's on the supersoldier serum or that something similar happened to her.

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>implying Hawkeye would ever try to hurt his fuckbuddy

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It's happened in the comics before. I'm not enough of a comics guy to refer you to any specific stories, though.

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Her super power is having a gun and shooting at people.

Pay attention.

Also it would have made no sense for them to go full murder on each other in that fight.

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