Sorry son, didn't mean to scare you back there

Sorry son, didn't mean to scare you back there.
We've had reports of illegal dubs crossing the border, show me your singles and I'll let you go

K

sure, here ya go officer.

wait, no don't look there

Here's my singles you fuck boi

This is now a Dubs Enforcement Administration matter.

here you go sir

Aw shit,I swear those aren't mine

Oh lord

Not a problem sugar tits

OFFICER PLEASE

dont mind me

Sure thing, officer. They're right here...

Here are my singles.

Hey officer I got away with dubs you fuck

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You can't uphold the law? What a disgrace how can you allow those dubs to go unchecked

It's alright officer


I carry trips

Nothin' out suspicious here, officer.

Just passin by officer...

no doubles here officer

Get busted son

Can't catch me

fuck da police

I swear those dubs aren't mine,I was holding them for a friend,my single will prove my innocence

Im a singles businessman, I have hundreds of thousands of singles

but I also have some trips in the back if you're interested. No dubs though, good sir!

No illegals here señor

Don't worry you've got nothing to worry no dubs on me officer.

expooooooooooosed

Officer you fail to uphold the law

you liar your stocks no good duber

See, no dubs here!

You got it officer

AM I BEING DETAINED

fucking lying dubs peice of shit

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Here you go now im going to bed.

if he can't uphold the law than i guess its time for a crusade

AM I FREE TO GO

Here sir

Those aren't mine senor

fuck police

No dubs here

Mods

no dubs, only singles and trips here... I promise

here sir i don't have nothing

RUN

HOW MANY TERRORISTS HAD THE TSA CAUGHT?

die hethan

Im no beaner, Sir.

Uhh...? Dubs...? What uh what's a dubs????

I don’t have to tell you Sup Forums is shit. Everybody knows Sup Forums is shit. It’s fucking cancer. If you don’t reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight. The same boring fucking generals have replaced diverse faggotry. Original content is near extinct. Shitposters won’t even bother with the banana anymore. Normalfags are running wild on the board and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the board has stagnated and it’s the same shit every day, and we sit masturbating to FB friends while the fucking archive tells us that today we had fifteen dickrates and sixty-three dub threads, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

We know things are shit – worse than shit. They’re cancer. It’s like every thread on every refresh was there on the last, so we don’t check catalog anymore. We lurk in a general, and slowly the variety of content we get to see is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our Best of Sup Forums threads. Let me have my autism and my memes and my screencaps and I won’t visit 9gag. Just leave us alone.’

Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to reply. I don’t want you to meme – I don’t want you to bitch to Hiroshima Nagasaki, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to say. I don’t know what to do about the cancer and the generals and the Normies and the lack of new OC. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a raging faggot, god-dammit! NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE’

So, I want you to scroll up now. I want all of you to scroll up to click on return. I want you to scroll up right now and click on Post Thread. Open it, and slap your dick on your keyboard, and write: ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’

I want you to scroll up right now. DO IT. Go to the first page. Open Post Thread and take your dick out and type – ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Things have got to change. But first, you’ve gotta get mad!… You’ve got to say, ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Then we’ll figure out what to do about the cancer and the generals and the meme crisis. But first, you lost the game, open your image folder, pick at random, and select all the tiles with street signs, and post it: ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’

Fuck you copper

Oh God, illegal dubs? The world would be such a better place without dubs, r-right?

Damn where did I put my single...?

Ching chong ping pong bang cock

Everyone knows Donald Trips is a scumbag, that said, born and raised Iowa. heres my singles of proof.

ha ha another lamb for the slaughter

fuck you!!!

Freedom

suck me off faggot

Suck a dick, officer.

no dubs here

WITNESS

Oh dear god, i wonder what will happen to you now.

a

Howdy sir!

back to north korea

10 feet higher! MAGA

I AINT GOT NO DUBS
DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER I SWEARS IT

fuck urself m8

Check these singles

OUT OUT OUT REEEEEE

build that wall

How about I bribe you with trips, officer?

Im black

Sí Señor!

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NOT YOUR KID YOU SICK FUCK

No se preocupe señor oficial, aquí están mis singles.

*Glove box opens*

Of course, officer.

no problem, I'll be on my way

fuck

If you find any dubs, I swear I got them legally.

pockets are empty mang