Sorry son, didn't mean to scare you back there.
We've had reports of illegal dubs crossing the border, show me your singles and I'll let you go
Sorry son, didn't mean to scare you back there
K
sure, here ya go officer.
wait, no don't look there
Here's my singles you fuck boi
This is now a Dubs Enforcement Administration matter.
here you go sir
Aw shit,I swear those aren't mine
Oh lord
Not a problem sugar tits
OFFICER PLEASE
dont mind me
Sure thing, officer. They're right here...
Here are my singles.
Hey officer I got away with dubs you fuck
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You can't uphold the law? What a disgrace how can you allow those dubs to go unchecked
It's alright officer
I carry trips
Nothin' out suspicious here, officer.
Just passin by officer...
no doubles here officer
Get busted son
Can't catch me
fuck da police
I swear those dubs aren't mine,I was holding them for a friend,my single will prove my innocence
Im a singles businessman, I have hundreds of thousands of singles
but I also have some trips in the back if you're interested. No dubs though, good sir!
No illegals here señor
Don't worry you've got nothing to worry no dubs on me officer.
expooooooooooosed
Officer you fail to uphold the law
you liar your stocks no good duber
See, no dubs here!
You got it officer
AM I BEING DETAINED
fucking lying dubs peice of shit
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Here you go now im going to bed.
if he can't uphold the law than i guess its time for a crusade
AM I FREE TO GO
Here sir
Those aren't mine senor
fuck police
No dubs here
Mods
no dubs, only singles and trips here... I promise
here sir i don't have nothing
RUN
HOW MANY TERRORISTS HAD THE TSA CAUGHT?
die hethan
Im no beaner, Sir.
Uhh...? Dubs...? What uh what's a dubs????
I don’t have to tell you Sup Forums is shit. Everybody knows Sup Forums is shit. It’s fucking cancer. If you don’t reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight. The same boring fucking generals have replaced diverse faggotry. Original content is near extinct. Shitposters won’t even bother with the banana anymore. Normalfags are running wild on the board and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the board has stagnated and it’s the same shit every day, and we sit masturbating to FB friends while the fucking archive tells us that today we had fifteen dickrates and sixty-three dub threads, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.
We know things are shit – worse than shit. They’re cancer. It’s like every thread on every refresh was there on the last, so we don’t check catalog anymore. We lurk in a general, and slowly the variety of content we get to see is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our Best of Sup Forums threads. Let me have my autism and my memes and my screencaps and I won’t visit 9gag. Just leave us alone.’
Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to reply. I don’t want you to meme – I don’t want you to bitch to Hiroshima Nagasaki, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to say. I don’t know what to do about the cancer and the generals and the Normies and the lack of new OC. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a raging faggot, god-dammit! NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE’
So, I want you to scroll up now. I want all of you to scroll up to click on return. I want you to scroll up right now and click on Post Thread. Open it, and slap your dick on your keyboard, and write: ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’
I want you to scroll up right now. DO IT. Go to the first page. Open Post Thread and take your dick out and type – ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Things have got to change. But first, you’ve gotta get mad!… You’ve got to say, ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Then we’ll figure out what to do about the cancer and the generals and the meme crisis. But first, you lost the game, open your image folder, pick at random, and select all the tiles with street signs, and post it: ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’
Fuck you copper
Oh God, illegal dubs? The world would be such a better place without dubs, r-right?
Damn where did I put my single...?
Ching chong ping pong bang cock
Everyone knows Donald Trips is a scumbag, that said, born and raised Iowa. heres my singles of proof.
ha ha another lamb for the slaughter
fuck you!!!
Freedom
suck me off faggot
Suck a dick, officer.
no dubs here
WITNESS
Oh dear god, i wonder what will happen to you now.
a
Howdy sir!
back to north korea
10 feet higher! MAGA
I AINT GOT NO DUBS
DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER I SWEARS IT
fuck urself m8
Check these singles
OUT OUT OUT REEEEEE
build that wall
How about I bribe you with trips, officer?
Im black
Sí Señor!
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NOT YOUR KID YOU SICK FUCK
No se preocupe señor oficial, aquí están mis singles.
*Glove box opens*
Of course, officer.
no problem, I'll be on my way
fuck
If you find any dubs, I swear I got them legally.
pockets are empty mang