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Previous thread: News:

>Jacare wants to fight Bisping
mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12183544/jacare-souza-asks-forrest-bisping-to-stop-running-and-fight-him

>Cruz wants to fight Aldo, DJ, or Goob
mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12185158/morning-report-dominick-cruz-is-eyeing-fight-with-aldo-doesnt-care

>USADA wants to test Brock Lesnar
mmamania.com/2016/7/14/12188198/usada-will-continue-to-drug-test-brock-lesnar-remains-ufc-roster-mma

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shawb

H..hey

Stann

USADA IS AT YOUR DOOR /HEEM/ ACT COOL.

>tfw Banana kicks you in the head

>USADA wants to test Brock Lesnar
I doubt Bork can be bothered with USADA's shit. The way they randomly turn up and want to know where is, he'll probably retire again just so those goofs stop pestering him and his comfy farm

>I-it was the supplements

I hope they try to trespass onto his property and go face to face with a shotgun.

everyone get under the ring

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>Trump picks Stann as VP

If ya wanna seal the deal Donald, that's the move.

Who can beat him?

Leave Thompson to me.

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>shotgun

Nope, they're getting the .50 cal Gopher treatment

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Is Anonymous here?
I'm going to need his piss

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What do you think of him?

*teleports under cage*
*phh....nothin personal

He'll get destroyed now that people know he's a live dog. Ferg overlooked him and he paid for it with a close fight. Nobody expected some minor leaguer to come out moonwalking and shit.

I'd like to see your ID m8?

>based banana man

When the cans fight back part 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=cDLOz00arRM
Who /touchbutt/ here?

>YOU CANT TEST ME! I'M A MADE GUY!

No, I've no reason to present my ID thank you very much. Anonymous knowingly agreed to this

Is Anonymous not here then? It's alright, I'll wait.

I cant wait for him to fight at his original weight class at 145. He looked like a Muuunster against Ferg.

Ummm who do you know here bro?

I was told Anonymous would be here.
I expect him to turn up

Let me call my lawyer first and we can have a look at what my agreement is.

Some pussy is waiting outside trying to take my piss, what should i do guys? currently hiding underneath the octagon

>tfw every here could heem me

Chris Avila vs. Artem Lobov

Discuss

Anyone got webms from the fight night? I just watched the whole card and there was some sick finishes.

Banana said he made 146.5 once and never again, he will be a 155er always

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France BTFO. A dead cuck is a good cuck.

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Really? He looked a little flabby and seems really short for 155. Then again Ferg is one of the tallest fighters there.

fuck that was brutal

youtube.com/watch?v=ctduAZuX72I

Apparently hes 5'9 which is average for lightweight. Ferg is just retardedly tall.

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Should have been stopped when he hit the canvas, he was out

wasnt Cannonier talking about dropping to LHW? not sure how he can make 205 with that bunda

youtube.com/watch?v=v6yek81uV6I

How long until Andrey Koreshkov deletes MacDonald's nose for good?

Reminder that this was overturned to a no contest.

Love you bro.

Schaub bless

whats avila's meme name /heem/?

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10/10

ty m8

CM Punk will sub this pretender gall and its going to be glorious

I love this one

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Can someone previous thread this?

Onnit

get it :^)

Dicks out for Schaub

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damn, this chris avila kid is pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=sJIiK71F7oI
youtube.com/watch?v=ff0qijmtkTs

>josh rosenthal is still reffing

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This might be your best work

thank you family

What fighter is best described by this image?

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Fight Fan Go App when

heem yourselves, those memes are the most unfunny shit in this board

Scott Jorgensen

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>Nobody expected some minor leaguer to come out moonwalking and shit

this

when he blocked the superman punch with his chin I lost all my shit

Back to the favelas with you Rafael

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>tfw created the previous thread meme and then deleted my OC of it
thank you for keeping the movement alive brave soldier
i'll return one day

Mark Kerr

The Chris

Chris Leben
Josh Koscheck

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Of course my brother.

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>casuals think jose aldo is good now

previous thread is ironic ironic shitposting
it serves as a deconstruction of the idea of ironic shitposting in itself by proving through example that it has no inherent humor, either for the viewer or the poster
it is intended to lead the viewer to the conclusion that any ironic shitpost and any reaction to it is formulatic and does not elicit true amusement
it's a masterpiece of postmodern "shitposting"
it will be preserved in museums and shown to the generations ahead as the single greatest piece of art to emerge from the modern era

the skinny little twerp

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lad ive been posting aldo shit since before 200. I was the only one spamming his pictures.

Post fighters you like more than most people on /heem/
I'll start

>Beneil Dariush
>Ben Rothwell

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You should get some WebM's up in this hoe

here's to brock getting USADA'd

I don't have fitepass lad. If i get it ill make some, too bad the australian webm bro isnt an aldo fan

Still butthurt Hunt got humiliated?

>SOUZA INJURED AND CAN'T FUCKING FIGHT
>TRIES TO CALL OUT THE KING
>WHO'S GOING TO FIGHT THE ONLY MAN TO EVER KO HIM LEGIT.
Why are Hue's so salty? Why is BisKING the Based so absolutely Based?

How does he beat grampy champy boys? I say TKO in the 4th.

he's getting backed into the cage really easily

So Conor is never making 145 again right?

guns wont help you now