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David Byrne edition

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doing a poo

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I want reviewbrah to review kay's food

cara

big fan of the surrey poster

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hello everyone

this is

running on empty

Food Review!

wouldn't fuck her

great britain is the motherland

Good evening plebs.

Enjoying a cheeky vodka martini.

Who else /watch the world burn/ here?
>go into the woods behind my house in the dead of night
>let out the most autistic guttural scream I can muster
>sprint back inside
>watch as neighbourhood comes to life
>porch lights turn on, people come out
>been doing this for months
>stagger the nights I do it so as to not raise suspicion

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stop posting this

no flappy hat no delete

Watching the British Bouldering Championship from October lads

@69552782
shant be falling for your trick

imagine being installed under a toilet and having a tube going down you're throat, so you can't taste anything but you can hear the person using the toilet, see all the shit sliding down the tube and feel it all filling you're stomach. now that's something worth while imagining

want to try this now but don't have woods behind my house

kek i really wrestled this aussie's jammies with that post haha

the deepest circle of hell is reserved for traitors

seen this post 3 (three) times now

you yanks are getting a big for your boots

>tfw grew up in Surrey
>tfw it's a Paki shit hole now

Neurons on overtime

i fucked a 14 year old girl when i was 12 but i still consider myself a virgin desu

Anyone remember SeasideMark and the gamblers who waste their bennies on the FOBTies? someones reported him to the DWP for drinking champagne and doing the FOBTies

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If thats me then cheers, love you too xx

Food!

REVIEW!

should I shave

>the world is a sphere

test

I used to like fapping with aloe vera and cumming into my mouth

>6am

good album 2bh

Pics of sunrise

Wow, this really and truly causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input as well as really fires up my electric pulse that travels down the axon until it reaches the synapses, where it then causes the release of neurotransmitters. The synapses are extremely close to the dendrites of the target neuron. This allows the neurotransmitters to diffuse across the intervening space and fit into the receptors that are located on the target neuron. This causes some action to take place in that neuron that will either decrease or increase the membrane potential of the neuron. If it increases the membrane potential (makes it more positive, or depolarizes it.) then it is exciting the neuron, and if it decreases the membrane potential (makes it more negative, or hyper-polarizes it.) then it is inhibiting the neuron. If it causes the membrane potential to pass the firing threshold then it will activate an action potential in the target neuron and send it down its axon.

>go out for a walk
>tfw no gf
>go to a restaurant
>tfw no gf
>go to a bar
>TFW NO GF
the world is a scary place when you're alone tbqh

Is there anything worth seeing in Norn Iron?

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Canada surrey ?
Shame probably, where you live now is better?

Game of Thrones set

good morning

bit cold out

are you the irish cunt living in the US

>Manchester
Do you know Poleaboo?

HATE it when i get a (You) but it's not specifically targeted at me and i have to be lumped in some other plebs based on some arbitrary association like my flag

do not reply to me again

R8 my gf, /brit/.

The countryside is as pretty as ours, so there is that.
Some castles too i suppose.
Cities arent very friendly, or nice, so i hear at least, never been.

Refreshers week at uni next week

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thicc muslim girls are unironically my fetish

Is that you?

Hawt

Yeah I moved a few towns away. Only Pakis I see now are cab drivers.

skinny christian boys are ironically not my fetish

yea

no

Is it true that British schools regularly take trips to the continent?

Please don't sexualise my gf. She's still a virgin.

need a girl to put her mouth on my willy and work her tongue under my foreskin

this is THICC anything over is just fat

>foreskin

FONY

Crazy how some things can change so much in just a couple of years, while other things remain completely unchanged.

I was unironically racist last year.

I'm anti-fa now.

Nazis BTFO

I miss the rich arab student at uni who'd always give me free weed
he was a good friend

REALLY thinking bout this

Whats it called?
I have been trying to be a nicer person but the pakis i have met are always trying to rip me off and are so angry and unhelpful towards other people.

you sounded a little bit british at the end

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gemma rutter2 weeks ago
Can you make a stir fry

KAYS GOOD COOKING1 week ago
no i dont like them thanks for watching

gemma rutter1 week ago
KAYS GOOD COOKING no worries x

thanks, im irish

Stranger Things was so fucking good

what crimes?

agree

Too bad The OA's ending was so shit

neo cons and leftists are basically the same

wish I was a normie

he's a rapist, he needs to be brought to justice

> he doesn't vape
It's like you don't even want a refined palette.

being nice to my homies on discord

gemma rutter from the gutter

first generation or...?


You can still be happy

Julian Assange is dead. Prove me wrong.

Skipping bail

ah yes, the classic jewish smear attempt

someone needs to take a crowbar to your third eye, boy

I was a monarchist on Tuseday, a techno-futursexual on wednesday, and today I've truly seen the light and now I'm a Paleo-syndicalist

I guess you could say I'm quite the complicated individual, my politics are just like WOAH crazy advanced compared to your feeble static ideologies.
I could be a baby killer communist esoteric hitlerian for breakfast, my mind just works that fast

difference is at least neocons are honest about their intentions

Where I live now? Chilliwack.

>Julian Assange? Peh, he is nought but a rapist and a fiend. Were it up to I he would be beheaded in the streets for his most egregious of crimes against such a noble and impressive creature as the human female.

just thought about the sun for a little bit. mad thing that

>he's a rapist

screaming if you believe this
you're literally like those stereotypical american sheep that people make fun of for lapping up everything

Just when I thought vaping couldn't be any more cringey, someone made one in the shape of a pipe

find it amusing how this flat earth bollocks is somehow gaining traction

some are but i doubt many in the bush admin would admit their lust for natural resources in the middle east

not complaining cause i'd rather yanks have oil than the sand niggers but still

He's welcome to go to Sweden and defend his innocence if he's so obviously not a rapist

You're a bit of a spacker la

he will get instantly extradited to the United States

paid for my bus fare with my phone today and a guy near me literally said "good goy"

have been thinking about it all day now

The second he set foot in Sweden he would be extradited to the US

ah yes the two Rothbergensteins have arrived

I know that feel mon feuille.

I just vape and contemplate the mysteries of the universe. One day I'm a Titoist, the next day I'm an anarcho-nativist.

Shit's deep.

looks scenic

I'm a radical centrist eight days a week